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Title: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2008, 01:31:30 PM
Don't we all.  ::)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22516331/

SINGAPORE - Male macaque monkeys pay for **** by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat **** as a commodity.

"In primate societies, grooming is the underlying fabric of it all," Dr. Michael Gumert, a primatologist at the Nanyang Technological University in Singapore, said in a telephone interview Saturday.

"It's a sign of friendship and family, and it's also something that can be exchanged for ****ual services," Gumert said.


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2008, 01:32:56 PM
Saw that yesterday, but didn't have enough time for a clever tie in with your previous monkey scream thread.


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2008, 01:35:39 PM
Sometimes I worry about myself when I keep being attracted to headlines involving monkeys and ****.

Then I have another beer and it goes away.


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2008, 01:37:13 PM
Atta boy.

For both!  :D


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: Blader on January 05, 2008, 01:54:05 PM
[sigh] ......if only the people who scoff and say, "I didn't evolve from no dang monkey,"  hadn't.


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 05, 2008, 09:50:43 PM
Marcia.Brady.surrenders


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: Clive on January 06, 2008, 06:22:07 AM
Clive.the.former.reproductive.biology.researcher.working.with.macaques.surrenders

(Not that I was into monkey ****, mind you.  It was a nice perk, though.)


Title: Re: Monkeys 'pay' for ****
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2008, 07:07:18 AM
Clive.the.former.reproductive.biology.researcher.working.with.macaques.surrenders

(Not that I was into monkey ****, mind you.  It was a nice perk, though.)

Think of all the YouTube opportunities you squandered.