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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 01:12:00 PM



Title: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Dude, if you are in need of some last minute batting practice at least do it before you come to work!!!

 :o :-X [sm_devil]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 01:25:01 PM
 [sm_scratch]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 01:26:20 PM
[sm_scratch]

Are you requiring further elaboration??


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: spacey on January 07, 2008, 01:28:19 PM
How much evidence was left when you found the scene of the crime?  [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: birdymaker on January 07, 2008, 01:31:44 PM
 :o [sm_shock] :holysheep: [sm_jack] :isaac: :watchingyou: [sm_hide]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 01:37:50 PM
How much evidence was left when you found the scene of the crime?  [sm_disgust]

Enough to deduce that someone had been having relations with Mrs Palmer and her sisters. :o :-X


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 01:38:29 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh!

You don't mean?


Ohhhhhhhhh.
(http://www.atkinson.yorku.ca/~lripley/zedith.jpg)


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 01:40:41 PM
(http://2aday.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/61g061hccdl_aa280_.jpg)


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 07, 2008, 01:45:23 PM
Mrs Palmer

>:(


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
I just haven't caught up with all the surge in wordsmithing;  Used to be sweet back in the day.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: spacey on January 07, 2008, 01:46:36 PM

Indeed.  >:(


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Jules on January 07, 2008, 02:05:34 PM
So twoiron did you walk in on him in the middle of the act.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
So twoiron did you walk in on him in the middle of the act.

Would that make a diference to the situation?? :o


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Jules on January 07, 2008, 02:17:37 PM
Well how did you know about it, without seeing it.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 02:21:17 PM
(http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/crewejudo/speed_bag_lg_nwm.gif)


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 07, 2008, 02:23:12 PM
Well how did you know about it, without seeing it.

He's in charge of the PPV bill.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
Well how did you know about it, without seeing it.

If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is there to see it, does it still make a sound??


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: gleek on January 07, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
That dude needs to get a job like UB's.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 07, 2008, 02:34:59 PM
That dude needs to get a job like UB's.

On account of the gratuitous facial tissue?


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 02:37:38 PM
Sounds like really self gratifying work.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: gleek on January 07, 2008, 02:45:03 PM
He should give himself a hand for the great work that he does.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 02:48:26 PM
Been pulling hard for some changes.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 02:49:08 PM
[How is this thread not like a siren in Clive's ear?]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2008, 04:08:13 PM
(http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/9686/1.jpg)


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 08, 2008, 12:56:31 PM
In light of yesterday's event I have drafted the following note to put on the cubicle door:

This is a place to drop your guts,
Not a place to bust your nuts,
So keep it clean, keep it neat
And go somewhere else
To beat your meat!


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 08, 2008, 12:59:22 PM
LMAO.

Say it's so. 


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2008, 06:47:26 PM
In light of yesterday's event I have drafted the following note to put on the cubicle door:

This is a place to drop your guts,
Not a place to bust your nuts,
So keep it clean, keep it neat
And go somewhere else
To beat your meat!
If airfare were lower, I'd fly to Australia just to bukkake the *feces* out of that little sign.


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: twoiron on January 08, 2008, 06:49:49 PM
In light of yesterday's event I have drafted the following note to put on the cubicle door:

This is a place to drop your guts,
Not a place to bust your nuts,
So keep it clean, keep it neat
And go somewhere else
To beat your meat!
If airfare were lower, I'd fly to Australia just to bukkake the *feces* out of that little sign.

Is that why they call you KFC?


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Fuzzy on January 08, 2008, 06:55:42 PM
In light of yesterday's event I have drafted the following note to put on the cubicle door:

This is a place to drop your guts,
Not a place to bust your nuts,
So keep it clean, keep it neat
And go somewhere else
To beat your meat!

 [sm_laughatyou]

Very nice 2I!


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: spacey on January 08, 2008, 07:16:53 PM
In light of yesterday's event I have drafted the following note to put on the cubicle door:

This is a place to drop your guts,
Not a place to bust your nuts,
So keep it clean, keep it neat
And go somewhere else
To beat your meat!
If airfare were lower, I'd fly to Australia just to bukkake the *feces* out of that little sign.
One of these days I'm going to learn to not google this *feces*.  [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: [NSFW] Shock, Horror, Disgust - Rant
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2008, 08:37:45 PM
If airfare were lower, I'd fly to Australia just to bukkake the *feces* out of that little sign.
One of these days I'm going to learn to not google this *feces*.  [sm_disgust]
VIDEO (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake) (SFW save for the word "bukkake", I guess)