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Title: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Teed on June 05, 2007, 09:55:22 AM
Where I work it's Amanda.   She's 27 years old, works in accounting and she's drop dead gorgeous and smart to boot.

Your spouse is not an acceptable answer.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: stroh on June 05, 2007, 10:08:10 AM
The entire ultrasound department.

 [sm_hump]


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: JDerion on June 05, 2007, 10:09:17 AM
There are at least 50 of them, and they rotate in and out on a constant basis. I pretty much work at the spank bank.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: hobbit on June 05, 2007, 10:14:18 AM
I work it IT - and its slim pickins let me tell ya.

However, there is one standout.  She's married now, but prior to that..... I made a few guys in the office (the only ones that knew) extremely jealous  ;) :D ;D

Yep - for a brief period a few years ago - I was the man.

My status has not lasted however  [sm_disgust]



Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Teed on June 05, 2007, 10:21:42 AM
I work it IT - and its slim pickins let me tell ya.

However, there is one standout.  She's married now, but prior to that..... I made a few guys in the office (the only ones that knew) extremely jealous  ;) :D ;D

Yep - for a brief period a few years ago - I was the man.

My stamina has not lasted  [sm_disgust]


fixed it for you...try these  (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:76ZqOnB4KsXcIM:http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/****-2.jpg)


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Aske on June 05, 2007, 10:38:30 AM
unless things have changed in the last few days.... there is only 1 female on the entire floor I work on.   LOL


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: stroh on June 05, 2007, 10:42:36 AM
unless things have changed in the last few days....


Well, it is one of those progressive lib. schools........right?


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: spacey on June 05, 2007, 10:59:40 AM
Slim pickings around here too. It seems a corporate initiative that attractive members of the female persuasion, except for extreme circumstances, need not apply.

There is one marketing representative on my team who's ~25 and very cute, is really smart, and has a great personality to go along with it. Pretty much the whole package. I have no idea how she slipped past the HR screening process.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: hobbit on June 05, 2007, 11:05:25 AM

I work it IT - and its slim pickins let me tell ya.

However, there is one standout.  She's married now, but prior to that..... I made a few guys in the office (the only ones that knew) extremely jealous  ;) :D ;D

Yep - for a brief period a few years ago - I was the man.

My stamina has not lasted however  [sm_disgust]


fixed it for you...try these  (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:76ZqOnB4KsXcIM:http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/****-2.jpg)


Oh - its on now man :boxing:



Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Teed on June 05, 2007, 11:06:14 AM
unless things have changed in the last few days.... there is only 1 female on the entire floor I work on.   LOL


Brokeback Laboratory.  LOL!!


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: worst_golfer_ever on June 05, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
I haven't seen anyone worth a glance around here.

Hmmph, I'm just *so* out of their league  ;D


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: campy on June 05, 2007, 11:38:11 AM
I'm oilfield trash [sm_dunno] you do the math.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Blader on June 05, 2007, 11:47:46 AM
Gracie, in my secretarial pool, middle row, three over (not her best picture ever, but trust me....)
(http://webpage.pace.edu/nreagin/F2005WS267/RimmaTsvasman/women%20working%204.jpg)



Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Walfredo on June 05, 2007, 11:56:10 AM
We have a few round here.  My current favorite is Julie, the buxom blonde in her mid-30's that is kind of ditsy but also ornery in a good way while drinking.  Lately, we've been hanging out at work outings since she shares my affinity for prescription drugs and pot.  

Unfortunately the best looking girls at my work are in other departments so it is only natural to mythologize the one I spend the most time around.  And of course her main work ambition is to become our Department assistant once our current one leaves for greener pastures the end of the month so that's nice.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 05, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!"


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 01:58:56 PM
Well I work with all women! :sad3: :sad3:

Friday is the best day at work, as all the workmen (and some of them are "a bit of alright"!!) come in to cash their paycheck!!!!  [sm_naughty] [sm_naughty]


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 05, 2007, 02:00:35 PM
Well I work with all women! :sad3: :sad3:

Finally, this thread is starting to show some potential.

Quote
Friday is the best day at work, as all the workmen (and some of them are "a bit of alright"!!) come in to cash their paycheck!!!!  [sm_naughty] [sm_naughty]

Never mind.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: gleek on June 05, 2007, 02:01:39 PM
The entire ultrasound department.

 [sm_hump]

Do they ever let you perform an internal, non-invasive examination?


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 02:07:00 PM
The entire ultrasound department.

 [sm_hump]

Do they ever let you perform an internal, non-invasive examination?

Come on JohnnyChimpo, calm down!!
You can dream.......but it dosen't happen in real life!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: hobbit on June 05, 2007, 02:46:39 PM
Incidently, said hottie/**** I mentioned ealier - left a message on my whiteboard while I was in meetings referring to me as ****y.  Such a tease, but I love it.


Now, the other 'hottie' would be for guys a bit older than I.  She sits right next to me.  Mid 40s, blonde, well endowed, intelligent, and a personality that just makes her fun to be around.  A wonderful woman... that just announced she's taking another job and leaving us in a few weeks  :'(



Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 02:54:49 PM
Not to threadjack, but you mentioned personality, and fun to be around.

Well at the moment, the two old girls at work, are annoying the hell out of me, as all they do is whinge, and have a really bad attitude!!!  It's starting to get me down.  I love my job, the other girls.  I really wish these two old duck's would leave their bad attitude at the door.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Fuzzy on June 05, 2007, 03:00:48 PM
There are a couple but none will top a temp we had a couple of summers ago.

Without question one of the hottest women I've ever seen. 23 year old blond just out of college.

 [sm_redface]

And to top it off her mom works in our HR department. She was 47 then. And very attractive in her own right.





Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: twoiron on June 05, 2007, 03:25:38 PM
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/vader.jpg)


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 03:31:04 PM
About 10 years ago, I used to work with a guy who was really good looking, but he knew it, and he was "so up himself!!".  Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: twoiron on June 05, 2007, 03:32:56 PM
About 10 years ago, I used to work with a guy who was really good looking, but he knew it, and he was "so up himself!!".  Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

So where does Russell sit on the "Ugliness/Personality" Scale??


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
About 10 years ago, I used to work with a guy who was really good looking, but he knew it, and he was "so up himself!!".  Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

So where does Russell sit on the "Ugliness/Personality" Scale??

Russell is a typical Leo, he will tell you himself, that he is good looking!!! ;D ;D
I think he has got a pretty good sense of humour!!!and of course a sparkling personality!!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: hobbit on June 05, 2007, 03:36:00 PM
Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

I'm short too if that helps!  ;D


I know its a long flight, but I'm kinda getting desperate since Clive blew me off.....

 ;)


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Aske on June 05, 2007, 03:36:34 PM
About 10 years ago, I used to work with a guy who was really good looking, but he knew it, and he was "so up himself!!".  Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

ORLY? (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg)


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: twoiron on June 05, 2007, 03:37:15 PM
About 10 years ago, I used to work with a guy who was really good looking, but he knew it, and he was "so up himself!!".  Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

So where does Russell sit on the "Ugliness/Personality" Scale??

Russell is a typical Leo, he will tell you himself, that he is good looking!!! ;D ;D
I think he has got a pretty good sense of humour!!!and of course a sparkling personality!!!! ;D ;D

Ok... so what you're saying is.....???


He looks like a half eaten pastie??


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2007, 03:40:45 PM
Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

I'm short too if that helps!  ;D


I know its a long flight, but I'm kinda getting desperate since Clive blew me off.....

 ;)
So RichHicks, I take it, the hot date on the weekend didn't go too well!
What happened, What went wrong!!!


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 05, 2007, 03:46:21 PM
He looks like a half eaten pastie??

Man, that SOOOOO means different things depending on if you're in Tintagel or Terra Haute.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: hobbit on June 05, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
Give me an ugly guy with a bit of personality and sense of humour anyday!!

I'm short too if that helps!  ;D


I know its a long flight, but I'm kinda getting desperate since Clive blew me off.....

 ;)
So RichHicks, I take it, the hot date on the weekend didn't go too well!
What happened, What went wrong!!!

LOL - all I got was a goodnight kiss - she was more interested in her friends well being than me at the time.  But like I said, I had no expectations.

I did however, get dragged out on the dance floor my my buddy's girlfriend - she's smokin hot!  Guys all over the joint were jealous.  Band guys get all the chicks  :(



Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: stroh on June 05, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/vader.jpg)


 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_laughatyou] [sm_rolling]

 :lolspit:

Karma +100


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: stroh on June 05, 2007, 03:57:39 PM
The entire ultrasound department.

 [sm_hump]

Do they ever let you perform an internal, non-invasive examination?

Sadly, no.  Primarily, because "non-invasive" is an inaccurate description of my proposed examination.


Title: Re: Who's the hottie in your office, bldg, or classroom.
Post by: Aske on June 05, 2007, 04:12:56 PM
The entire ultrasound department.

 [sm_hump]

Do they ever let you perform an internal, non-invasive examination?

Sadly, no.  Primarily, because "non-invasive" is an inaccurate description of my proposed examination.
[sm_shock]