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Title: Is there a Patent Attorney in the House?
Post by: twoiron on September 25, 2008, 01:41:03 PM
Friday September 26, 2008
A Japanese company has unveiled a wearable airbag for the elderly that pops out if they fall. The bag looks like a traveller's waist pouch but inflates in a fraction of a second when sensors detect the wearer has taken a tumble. It protects the back of the head and the buttocks.

You theiving bastards, that was my design. Developed back in '96 and known as the "Airbag Jacket" [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Is there a Patent Attorney in the House?
Post by: Spanky on September 25, 2008, 03:45:17 PM
What if you fall face first?


Title: Re: Is there a Patent Attorney in the House?
Post by: twoiron on September 25, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
What if you fall face first?

My design had that covered as well


Title: Re: Is there a Patent Attorney in the House?
Post by: Clive on September 25, 2008, 06:17:56 PM
What if you fall face first?
Then break your fall with your *goshdarn* hands, klutz.