GolfHos

Fore? (I says. I always call myself fore for some reason. Don't know exactly why that is cuz my name's Jim which sounds nothing like fore... Doesn't even have the same number of letters. I've just always called myself fore and never, until now that is, gave it any thought. It's not cuz that's what I have to yell at the golf course all the time, usually I yell <expletive deleted> so this fore bit really has me puzzled. I think it all goes back to when I was a lad growing up in the wilds of Cape Cod and that nice Kennedy man offered me some beer and a hooker... Wish I could remember the name of that beer... Where was I? Oh yeah! Nope, that wasn't it... That either. Wow, you really shouldn't let me get sidetracked like that. Now I remember, pretzels! Sure are tasty. Think I'll get a beer to go with it.)

     What?
Nothing.
     You said "fore".
I did?
     Yup
Oh... You got any pretzels? This place is pretty cool but it's a little light on the snacks.
     FGI didn't have snacks either.
No kiddin, why do you think I'm lookin for somewhere else to hang out?
     Good point.

Somebody wanna pass the pretzels? Oh, and Hi! [sm_wave]   

I saw your FiGS postings today and wondered if you'd be on over.

Welcome.

(My shot-online HO dominance took a massive kick in the balls this time)

If spaceage offers you peanut butter for the snacks, just make sure it's not warm.

hola.

I'm still mad at you for stealing my prize.

Hello!

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Welcome!

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...

It's really good. You should give it a try sometime.

pretzels, are knot bread.

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maybe I will sometime. 

Welcome, fore-right!
 [sm_beertoast]

About right up there as mashed taters lathered with butter! ;D

ooops, forgot my manners -- welcome Jim ummm Fore!

'Sup, Jim/fore?

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There can be only one.

Oh... and hi Jim.   [sm_wave]

 [sm_rolling] [sm_laughatyou]

Well, they're a lot better than when they are slathered with butter.  [sm_disgust]

Of course, if mashed potatoes are part of a dinner menu then there has to be gravy.

I win so many prizes that it's tough for me to keep track of them all.  ::)
Which prize did I win that you coveted? If I still have it, just ask. It's yours.

Unless I really like it, then of course you're SOL but I may be able to come up with a suitable substitiution.
I do so like to share with those less fortunate than myself!

Thank you all for the warm welcome (ok, not so much for the warm peanut butter) and blah blah blah.

<insert generic heartfelt parting line here>

fore or jim

Welcome! 8)

Now you have. :P

lol :D

 ;D  Oh, I'm better off without it.  People here, still think I'm too full of myself with just 2 Emmys.

Oh, and welcome BTW.  Great having more great comedic minds here.

I had two Emmys once.

Or maybe one of them was called Emma.

Hazy.