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Title: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:19:30 AM
Yeah, yeah dog shows are for teh gheys, but I like them, and it's halftime in the Packers game.

Lots of good looking dogs in the Working Class. The Dobie takes it. What a good boy.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:22:39 AM
Irish Setters are big sweet dogs. Very pretty as well. Too bad they're dumb as a bag of hammers. Second only perhaps to the Spinoni Italiano in sheer dumbness. My friends have a Spinoni, I swear sometimes he's so stupid he forgets to breathe. A great big sweetheart, though.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: dystopia on November 22, 2007, 11:23:52 AM
I can't find it.  What channel is it on?


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:24:20 AM
NBC


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:27:00 AM
Gordon Setter takes the Sporting Group.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: dystopia on November 22, 2007, 11:29:44 AM
NBC

Ah, thanks.  Doesn't start until noon here.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Uisce Beatha on November 22, 2007, 11:31:28 AM
Afghan.  Dumbest dog evar.  Yet they win this dog and pony show all the time.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:32:24 AM
Even though I technically own one, I think the Terriers are generally a stupid group.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:36:19 AM
Dammit! They always go to commercial right before the Terriers that are actually worth a damn*.  >:(

*Bull Terrier and American Staffordshire, and Staffordshire Bull Terrier. (Only because the AKC doesn't recognize the American Pit Bull Terrier, stupid bastards.)


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Aske on November 22, 2007, 11:38:31 AM
Dammit! They always go to commercial right before the Terriers that are actually worth a damn*.  >:(

*Bull Terrier and American Staffordshire, and Staffordshire Bull Terrier. (Only because the AKC doesn't recognize the American Pit Bull Terrier, stupid bastards.)

i prefer the WKC  show. (it's in HD and almost no commercials)


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:38:51 AM
Spoke too soon, the Bullies are up now.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:41:14 AM
Can't believe she passed up the Staffie, big sweetie. The Sealyham takes the Terrier group. Dyst's favorite group up next: the hounds.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:52:17 AM
"Who doesn't love a Beagle?" Indeed. Good looking boy.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 11:56:08 AM
Beagle wins, and can't contain his excitement.  ;D


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: dystopia on November 22, 2007, 11:58:51 AM
Beagle wins, and can't contain his excitement.  ;D

woohoo! Will definitely tune-in now.  ;D


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:03:02 PM
Non-sporting group is another weird one. Some great dogs, some worthless dogs. Bischon Frise: worst.dog.evar.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:03:47 PM
Beautiful 6 mo old Shar Pei.  [sm_love]


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Uisce Beatha on November 22, 2007, 12:06:15 PM
Non-sporting group is another weird one. Some great dogs, some worthless dogs. Bischon Frise: worst.dog.evar.

My mum has *feces*zhus.  I have to beg strenuous objection.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: gleek on November 22, 2007, 12:06:42 PM
Dammit! They always go to commercial right before the Terriers that are actually worth a damn*.  >:(

*Bull Terrier and American Staffordshire, and Staffordshire Bull Terrier. (Only because the AKC doesn't recognize the American Pit Bull Terrier, stupid bastards.)

They never give border collies any love.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:07:46 PM
Non-sporting group is another weird one. Some great dogs, some worthless dogs. Bischon Frise: worst.dog.evar.

My mum has *feces*zhus.  I have to beg strenuous objection.
Okay, we'll call it a tie.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: gleek on November 22, 2007, 12:10:37 PM
Non-sporting group is another weird one. Some great dogs, some worthless dogs. Bischon Frise: worst.dog.evar.

My mum has *feces*zhus.  I have to beg strenuous objection.
Okay, we'll call it a tie.

I kinda like dogs with Napoleon complexes. They crack me up.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:11:43 PM
Non-sporting group is another weird one. Some great dogs, some worthless dogs. Bischon Frise: worst.dog.evar.

My mum has *feces*zhus.  I have to beg strenuous objection.
Okay, we'll call it a tie.

I kinda like dogs with Napoleon complexes. They crack me up.
Then you'd love the Pug around the corner who thinks he's going to eat Monte.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:13:55 PM
The Schipperke takes the Non-sporting group. Stupid little dog. I woulda taken the Chow Chow.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:19:23 PM
German Shepherds always look like to me like they're being sneaky.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:26:28 PM
Australian Shepherd wins the Herding group. Up next: the suckiest bunch of suck dogs who ever sucked, aka the Toy group.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: gleek on November 22, 2007, 12:51:19 PM
Yet they win this dog and pony show all the time.

That reminds of this funny definition of a horse show: a bunch of horse's asses showing off their horses' asses.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:51:45 PM
Winner of the Toy group: Don't know, don't care.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:53:40 PM
Winner of the Toy group: Don't know, don't care.
Apparently it was the Pekingese. *goshdarn* worthless dog anyway.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:54:43 PM
And Best in Show is....


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 12:55:09 PM
The Australian Shepherd.  [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: gleek on November 22, 2007, 01:04:59 PM
The Australian Shepherd.  [sm_shock]
Meh. An Aussie is just like a dumber, fatter, slower, and less-agile border collie (without a tail).


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: spacey on November 22, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
The Australian Shepherd.  [sm_shock]
Meh. An Aussie is just like a dumber, fatter, slower, and less-agile border collie (without a tail).
Not to mention the funny accent.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Aske on November 22, 2007, 01:12:59 PM
throw some milk bones on the barbie.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Jules on November 22, 2007, 01:25:24 PM
Ah, come on boys, play nicely. ;D ;D ;D

Sticks and stones may break my bones............... ;D ;D


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: MFAWG on November 22, 2007, 01:33:48 PM
The Schipperke takes the Non-sporting group. Stupid little dog. I woulda taken the Chow Chow.

My family's had at least one of each. The Schipperke is pretty cool because they can be litter trained and are pretty low maintenance if you live in a small apartment. They do look kind of weird, I'll give you that.

I had a Chow I had to put down because of a severe attitude problem.  :sad3:


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: stroh on November 23, 2007, 05:16:46 AM
I still hate dags.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on November 23, 2007, 04:18:51 PM
Well, I like dogs.  Never had one to call my own, though. :(


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: stroh on November 23, 2007, 04:27:31 PM
Well, I like dogs.  Never had one to call my own, though. :(

Your welcome to have my brother in law's dogs.


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on November 23, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
Well, I like dogs.  Never had one to call my own, though. :(

Your welcome to have my brother in law's dogs.

lol!  Right now, I'm okay with "adopting" my best friend's dog as my own. :)

Thanks anyway. :D


Title: Re: Purina Dog Show [SPOILERS]
Post by: Uisce Beatha on November 23, 2007, 04:52:03 PM
(http://images.quizilla.com/A/afterglow81/1050205076_zzesmickey.jpg)