GolfHos

At work, we have a secret code word, if a good looking guy comes into work. It is "red pen".  All of a sudden, if a good looking guy comes in, one of the girl's go "Did I leave my red pen on you desk", or "who took my red pen", and women come out from the woodwork, to have a peek at him! ;D
Does anybody else have something similar!!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Poor Eagle!!!!! :'( :'( :'(  ;D ;)

There was one we adopted, long story, but if a good looking girl came by one would be "Checking the ice"...

My work place is boiling with estrogen.

lol

Actually, I've never been one to gush over guys.  :-X

We talk about our dog having his lipstick out -- is that the same?

Red pen?

That's so demeaning.

 :D

We used to go with something far more subtle.

Like 'check out those knockers.'

Only works if you are employed in a door knocker factory though.

Our term is "the rocket is out of the silo." I don't usually bring it up at work though.

I was gonna go there but figured i'd let someone else...good on ya!

lol ;D ;D ;D
We use the term red pen, because I work in an office evironment, and the customers wouldn't have a clue what we are talking about!!!!  You see, we could have a red pen on our desk!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I have a red pen under my desk. Does that mean anything?

The code is broken...well done...hehehehehehehe

You may as well hold him down and rape him repeatedly.

You ****ist buggers.

No means no, you green biro.

 :o

Madam, I will thank you to keep your propositions to yourself.

lol [sm_rolling]

but what happens when someone is really looking for a red pen???

They ask for kangaroo sarnies.

 :holysheep:

Well you ask for if they have a red pen, the girl gets excited, turning her head, looking frantically around the office, and then you have to disappoint her, and tell her you want a "proper red pen", yes it is quite sad to watch!!!!! :'( :'( :'(

and  you girls reckon we're bad when we damn near break our necks to check out a gorgeous woman.....

I just don't see a reason for it.

I don't know, but the thought of being able to say "I'd like to give that girl a proper red penning" just makes me think it's a cool place for a guy to work.

What does it mean when someone says I would love a darn good tattooing right now?

It means you should break out your red pen and start painting.

That makes two of us.

ahhh

Nope. :)

No comment. ;) :D

lol :D

That's 'cause you know you'd have to agree that I don't, and you don't care for that. ;) ;) :D

Ya'll here that??!!  We're usin' code names!!

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No code names.  If I spot some serious talent I prefer to keep it to myself.  I see no reason I should cheapen an intimate and fulfilling moment by bringing it to the attention of my d!ckhead friends.

I occasionally go to lunch with a couple guys from work who ALWAYS play their game of announcing the "o'clock" of the talent (as in "3-o'clock, red shirt").

It's bad enough trying to have a conversation or, worse, being there with others besides the two of them.  But their idea of "talent" needs serious readjustment.

Hey, I work with one of those guys' brothers! Always on the prowl, never subtle, and if it's got two legs and some semblance of a rack, he's down. I learned my lesson when I loaned him a copy of GD with Phil on the cover.

I found your pen... : ;)