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Title: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 25, 2007, 01:17:57 PM The first of my class to do so. Not first in class mind you, just the first one. My state exam is scheduled for Friday the 2nd. When I pass that, I will most likely be in Des Moines for 2 weeks, then I'm on the road.
Since I have a week off, I'm sitting here drinking some home brew (I didn't/don't brew it) that is reportedly an 8% heavy lager, being self congratulatory. (it must be, cause I'm gettin' a buzz after two) People do stupid *feces* in front of big trucks. You'd never understand until you experience it. Funny how they'll cut you off in traffic with inches to spare, and then drive off the shoulder to keep 10 feet between me and them when I'm sitting still at a traffic light. I don't remember if I saw it here or elsewhere but search YouTube for the song 'Show them to Me' by Rodney Carrington. One of the best country/western songs EVAR! Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Jules on October 25, 2007, 01:23:32 PM Good On you Paunchy!! ;D ;D
Imagine all the C&W songlines we will be able to throw at your now!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;) PS, What is the latest with your instructor!!!!Have you got anymore good stories!! ;D ;D Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Teed on October 25, 2007, 01:31:26 PM Congrats PB!
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Aske on October 25, 2007, 01:33:06 PM congrats.
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: dystopia on October 25, 2007, 01:34:31 PM Nice!
[sm_beertoast] Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 25, 2007, 01:47:02 PM PS, What is the latest with your instructor!!!!Have you got anymore good stories!! ;D ;D No more stories, but; I'm told that I'll witness a lot of vehicular ****ual activity. MtoM [sm_puke] MtoW ;D, WtoW [sm_hump] and multiples thereof. :tape: Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: stroh on October 25, 2007, 01:48:57 PM w00t!
[sm_beertoast] Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 25, 2007, 01:49:18 PM Very cool PB.
When I was about 18 I started a job delivering/packing sheetrock (*goshdarn* Popeye forearms I tell ya). On the second day on the job the manager told the owner to piss off and everyone in the place was elevated one position. I was told to head on down to DMV in a 5-ton flatbed and get my class-C. So I'm learning how to drive a split axle on the way down to take the test. LOL. Oh, and I learned all about air brakes at a traffic light along the way. The smoke from the tires lingered for the duration of the light. The guy with me was losing it. Thank God we were empty or I'd have endo'd. Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Jules on October 25, 2007, 01:54:13 PM Very cool PB. When I was about 18 I started a job delivering/packing sheetrock (*goshdarn* Popeye forearms I tell ya). On the second day on the job the manager told the owner to piss off and everyone in the place was elevated one position. I was told to head on down to DMV in a 5-ton flatbed and get my class-C. So I'm learning how to drive a split axle on the way down to take the test. LOL. Oh, and I learned all about air brakes at a traffic light along the way. The smoke from the tires lingered for the duration of the light. The guy with me was losing it. Thank God we were empty or I'd have endo'd. Well, did you pass your test! Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 25, 2007, 01:54:19 PM Congrats, PB! [sm_thumbsup2]
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 25, 2007, 01:59:56 PM Very cool PB. When I was about 18 I started a job delivering/packing sheetrock (*goshdarn* Popeye forearms I tell ya). On the second day on the job the manager told the owner to piss off and everyone in the place was elevated one position. I was told to head on down to DMV in a 5-ton flatbed and get my class-C. So I'm learning how to drive a split axle on the way down to take the test. LOL. Oh, and I learned all about air brakes at a traffic light along the way. The smoke from the tires lingered for the duration of the light. The guy with me was losing it. Thank God we were empty or I'd have endo'd. Well, did you pass your test! Yeah, I did. Amazing really, especially considering the state I was usually in those days. [sm_smoking] Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: tdcoly on October 25, 2007, 05:49:42 PM Congrats, PB [sm_beertoast]
Remember to look into 'brown' Ted Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: twoiron on October 25, 2007, 08:00:51 PM Does that mean you can legitimately wear a "Truckers" Hat now? :o
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: Spanky on October 26, 2007, 06:04:44 AM PS, What is the latest with your instructor!!!!Have you got anymore good stories!! ;D ;D No more stories, but; I'm told that I'll witness a lot of vehicular ****ual activity. MtoM [sm_puke] MtoW ;D, WtoW [sm_hump] and multiples thereof. :tape: Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: spacey on October 26, 2007, 08:14:10 AM When will you be awarded your naked lady silhouette mudflaps?
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 26, 2007, 08:56:30 AM Does that mean you can legitimately wear a "Truckers" Hat now? :o Can, but will is another story altogether! Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 26, 2007, 08:58:50 AM When will you be awarded your naked lady silhouette mudflaps? Those are not OEM. ;D Does that mean this belongs in the equipment or customization folder? [sm_naughty] Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: JDerion on October 26, 2007, 10:56:16 AM Congrats. Enjoy/beware the lot lizards!
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 26, 2007, 11:15:31 AM Congrats. Enjoy/beware the lot lizards! One must be polite in declining their uhmmm......'favors'. 18 flat tires @.25K ea would ruin your whole day, I'm sure. Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: JDerion on October 26, 2007, 11:17:06 AM Congrats. Enjoy/beware the lot lizards! One must be polite in declining their uhmmm......'favors'. 18 flat tires @.25K ea would ruin your whole day, I'm sure. Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 26, 2007, 11:19:42 AM Congrats. Enjoy/beware the lot lizards! One must be polite in declining their uhmmm......'favors'. 18 flat tires @.25K ea would ruin your whole day, I'm sure. ......and more than one of those with no known cure. [sm_jack] :punchballs: Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: hobbit on October 26, 2007, 11:29:38 AM Congrats man..... ever get to St. Louis with the clubs in tow, let me know ;)
Title: Re: I graduated the 'trucker' school today....... Post by: PaunchyBald on October 26, 2007, 11:36:36 AM Congrats man..... ever get to St. Louis with the clubs in tow, let me know ;) Just one problem.......I'll have no beer for the MBSHB! ;D |