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Title: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 04:41:50 PM
What are some of the search strings that are bringing us some lurkers?


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on October 21, 2007, 06:31:47 PM
Here's some of the interesting search strings for October:

(http://www.golfhos.com/images/searchOct.jpg)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
Cool. Thanks. :D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 06:36:42 PM
How to pronounce uisce beatha. :D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Spanky on October 21, 2007, 06:38:51 PM
Melissa wolf penthouse [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:13:17 PM
How about browser stats? ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on October 21, 2007, 08:15:31 PM
How about browser stats? ;D

1    22.93%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.7) G
2    9.27%    Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.co
3    8.72%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; SLCC1; .NE
4    6.77%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET
5    6.02%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; MSN 9.0;MS
6    5.36%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1
7    5.26%    Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.8
8    4.24%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.8 ) G
9    3.92%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.8.1.7) G
10    3.03%    Nokia6820/2.0 (4.83) Profile/MIDP-1.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.0
11    2.52%    Nokia6682/2.0 (3.01.1) SymbianOS/8.0 Series60/2.6 Profile/MID
12    1.54%    Mediapartners-Google
13    1.32%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; InfoPath.1
14    1.22%    Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/419.
15    1.00%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; InfoP


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:16:18 PM
hehe, kewl. :D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:16:28 PM
How about browser stats? ;D

1    22.93%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.7) G
2    9.27%    Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.co
3    8.72%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; SLCC1; .NE
4    6.77%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET
5    6.02%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; MSN 9.0;MS
6    5.36%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1
7    5.26%    Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.8
8    4.24%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.8 ) G
9    3.92%    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.8.1.7) G
10    3.03%    Nokia6820/2.0 (4.83) Profile/MIDP-1.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.0
11    2.52%    Nokia6682/2.0 (3.01.1) SymbianOS/8.0 Series60/2.6 Profile/MID
12    1.54%    Mediapartners-Google
13    1.32%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; InfoPath.1
14    1.22%    Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/419.
15    1.00%    Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; InfoP

Cool. 8)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:16:50 PM
Screen resolutions? ;) ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
Screen resolutions? ;)

lolzers. :D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:19:01 PM

Hey, I love stats. ;D Especially Viking stats, even though they get me smited. :P 8)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:20:47 PM

Hey, I love stats. ;D Especially Viking stats. :P 8)

Nothin' wrong with likin' stats.  I like 'em, too.  That's why I started this thread. :D


No one can tell we are sibs.... ;)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on October 21, 2007, 08:24:32 PM
Screen resolutions? ;) ;D

(http://www.golfhos.com/images/gh_screenres.jpg)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:26:08 PM

Kewl. 8) OS's? ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:26:42 PM
Ooooooooh, even a color graph!


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on October 21, 2007, 08:28:47 PM

1.    
Windows
   6,906    90.84%    
2.    
Macintosh
   591    7.77%
3.    
Linux
   59    0.78%
4.    
(not set)
   45    0.59%
5.    
Nintendo Wii
   1    0.01%


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:29:34 PM
lol @ Nintendo Wii!


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on October 21, 2007, 08:30:05 PM

1.    
Windows
   6,906    90.84%    
2.    
Macintosh
   591    7.77%
3.    
Linux
   59    0.78%
4.    
(not set)
   45    0.59%
5.    
Nintendo Wii
   1    0.01%

Kewl, keep that tab open. :D No, I'm done bugging you. :D Well, at least in this thread. ;)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:32:44 PM
What search string is pointing to "Just wanted to say..."?  It seems every time I check who's online a lurker is reading that thread.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on October 21, 2007, 08:42:24 PM
What search string is pointing to "Just wanted to say..."?  It seems every time I check who's online a lurker is reading that thread.

I'm not sure.  I don't think it's in the top search strings, so it's not obvious.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:42:27 PM
Dystopia is da man! [sm_thumbsup2]

Thanks for running such a great site. 8)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 21, 2007, 08:43:01 PM
What search string is pointing to "Just wanted to say..."?  It seems every time I check who's online a lurker is reading that thread.

I'm not sure.  I don't think it's in the top search strings, so it's not obvious.

Okie-doke.  Thanks.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Jules on October 22, 2007, 02:30:18 AM
Okay where is the search string, that has just about every lurker and spider looking at "fuzzy surrenders'!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on November 20, 2007, 10:48:44 PM
Some good ones this month.  ;D

(http://www.golfhos.com/images/nov07.jpg)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: gleek on November 20, 2007, 11:03:48 PM
"eat ass"

LMAO


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on November 21, 2007, 05:23:06 AM
"eat ass"

LMAO

LOL.  Looks like about 85 percent of those are Aske's.  ;D

I found my new password.  diverticulitis cashews.

And I see Jules made it on the board with "pissing".


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: gleek on November 21, 2007, 07:44:25 AM
Apparently, Aske's not the only Pittsburgh fan that's unhappy with Mike Tomlin.  ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on November 21, 2007, 08:07:59 AM
 [sm_laughing]


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Fuzzy on November 21, 2007, 08:28:45 AM
"my va jay jay is painin"

 [sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on November 21, 2007, 08:42:20 AM
Vagisil now redirects here.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Walfredo on November 21, 2007, 08:44:27 AM
"my va jay jay is painin"

 [sm_laughatyou]
LOL that one was mine.  I got to give the credit to Oprah for saying and the Soup for replaying it over and over though.  Some funny *feces*.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Torpedo on November 21, 2007, 09:50:57 AM
Adrian Peterson Record Video ;D


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on November 21, 2007, 09:52:11 AM
Adrian Peterson Record Video ;D

You're published!


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Fuzzy on November 21, 2007, 09:52:59 AM
"my va jay jay is painin"

 [sm_laughatyou]
LOL that one was mine.  I got to give the credit to Oprah for saying and the Soup for replaying it over and over though.  Some funny *feces*.

I've seen that clip on the Soup and it cracks me up every time.  :)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Aske on November 21, 2007, 10:04:22 AM
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7198/centipedeseq7.th.jpg) (http://img162.imageshack.us/my.php?image=centipedeseq7.jpg)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: spacey on November 21, 2007, 10:22:01 AM
I think if someone arrives here through searching "youngest ****" we might want to have some sort of automatic redirect to gethelpyousick*fudge*.org. Just a thought.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on November 21, 2007, 10:26:14 AM
I think if someone arrives here through searching "youngest ****" we might want to have some sort of automatic redirect to gethelpyousick*fudge*.org. Just a thought.

Agreed.

Signed,
Glory Hole Tacoma


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: campy on November 21, 2007, 10:37:33 AM
I think if someone arrives here through searching "youngest ****" we might want to have some sort of automatic redirect to gethelpyousick*fudge*.org. Just a thought.

Don't hate   


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Clive on November 21, 2007, 11:38:11 AM
"glory hole tacoma"

[sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: dystopia on December 03, 2007, 06:41:06 PM
This month has gotten off to an interesting start as to how lurkers end up here.

(http://www.golfhos.com/images/search.gif)


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: stroh on December 03, 2007, 06:43:35 PM
LOL

Who's at home in the basement googling "locker room jerk"?


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: tdcoly on December 03, 2007, 06:46:19 PM
LOL

Who's at home in the basement googling "locker room jerk"?

I'm more disturbed by "mayonnaise miracle whip health." [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: Spanky on December 03, 2007, 06:49:04 PM
I think riding torpedos is hilarious. Totally different meaning here.


Title: Re: Hey, Dys!
Post by: gleek on December 03, 2007, 06:54:39 PM
I think riding torpedos is hilarious. Totally different meaning here.

As far as we know.  :D