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Title: VD Plans
Post by: Blader on February 14, 2007, 08:13:52 AM
Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: stroh on February 14, 2007, 08:15:44 AM
You have exceeded you daily available smite for this member.  Smite another? Y/N?

Sorry dude.  You had it coming too.  Unlike after lunch.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Blader on February 14, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
There is always tomorrow.

Rome wasn't built in a day.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Walfredo on February 14, 2007, 08:18:12 AM
Yeah I can't smite you again for another 22 hours and 15 minutes.  I have set a timely reminder to myself so don't worry.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Aske on February 14, 2007, 08:19:30 AM
vd for vd?


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Fuzzy on February 14, 2007, 08:29:10 AM
Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

But I'll smite your ass because my wife is ill right now and "doing lunch" is the last thing on her mind.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Blader on February 14, 2007, 08:56:20 AM
Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

But I'll smite your ass because my wife is ill right now and "doing lunch" is the last thing on her mind.

Bless you.

Smite me early and often, please.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: JDerion on February 14, 2007, 09:14:12 AM
They make you cook your own *goshdarn* food at that god damn place. I mean, what woman wants to cook her own food on VD? She'll smite you for this.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Torpedo on February 14, 2007, 10:03:31 AM
You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?

+1 me, -1 you. ;) ;D


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Slew on February 14, 2007, 10:27:09 AM

next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate.....


Do you have to pay for the whole hour???

 ::) ;)


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: wishbone on February 14, 2007, 10:55:06 AM

next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate.....


Do you have to pay for the whole hour???

 ::) ;)

You can timeshare with a group


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Jules on February 14, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
Oooohhhhhh Blader, did you and Mrs Blader indulge in "Bonobo pröñ"!!!!!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil]
Maybe Magde, joined you two for a threesome!!!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil]
 ;D ;D ;)


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Blader on February 14, 2007, 01:17:15 PM
Playbonobo is art, leisure, culture, opinion and analysis

It is NOT pröñ

We're even thinking about opening up a series of Bonobo gentlemen's clubs...its just that real estate near major urban zoo's has gotten ridiculously expensive.

Anyway, visionaries like myself are used to this ridicule and criticism, but would prefer it also comes with a few smites, if possible.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: gleek on February 14, 2007, 01:25:24 PM
Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

You have to account for the post-coital nap.


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: spacey on February 14, 2007, 01:26:51 PM
Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

You have to account for the post-coital nap.
He needs a 56 minute nap afterwards? (I am accounting for foreplay here.)


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Blader on February 14, 2007, 01:34:37 PM
HOT tip

google:  Michelle Manhart & Pravda

great article!!


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: twoiron on February 14, 2007, 02:20:37 PM
hmmm


Title: Re: VD Plans
Post by: Charlie_Foxtrot on February 14, 2007, 03:16:42 PM
VD Plans

I thought this was going to be a thread about penicillin.