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Title: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: stegerman on May 30, 2008, 12:53:07 PM Fun facts from Infection Control
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Aske on May 30, 2008, 01:00:05 PM awesome.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Walfredo on May 30, 2008, 01:17:49 PM so men are more apt to wash their hands afterwards huh. I suppose many women don't even use their hands per se.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: spacey on May 30, 2008, 01:37:19 PM I'm not certain I shake hands with 11 women annually. I'm more of a hug and grab the ass kind of guy.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: stroh on May 30, 2008, 01:41:45 PM That list is almost as bad as finding out what Tab tastes like.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Aske on May 30, 2008, 01:55:03 PM lesson learned: you might as well have bi****ual golden shower dutch oven orgies
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: spacey on May 30, 2008, 01:56:07 PM If aske ever hosts a party, someone please remind me to decline.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: stroh on May 30, 2008, 01:58:22 PM (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b9/MalcolmMcDowell_Caligula.jpg)
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Aske on May 30, 2008, 02:02:46 PM lol
[sm_devil] Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Clive on May 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc. [Edit -- sorry, I thought it said "direct".] Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: dystopia on May 30, 2008, 03:47:20 PM In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc. [Edit -- sorry, I thought it said "direct".] Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Spanky on May 30, 2008, 04:05:30 PM In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc. [Edit -- sorry, I thought it said "direct".] And yes this thread has just taken a turn for the Clive. Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: dystopia on May 30, 2008, 04:17:47 PM I see you and raise :yield: (http://www.j-archive.com/media/2004-11-30_J_05.jpg) Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Fuzzy on May 30, 2008, 04:40:44 PM In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc. [Edit -- sorry, I thought it said "direct".] And yes this thread has just taken a turn for the Clive. Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 30, 2008, 07:39:50 PM I try to get all that out of the way on Jan. 1.
Title: Re: Maybe not scientifically accurate but.... Post by: Jules on May 30, 2008, 07:59:12 PM Hey that list is just everyday ways of building up your immunity system. ;D ;D ;D
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