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There is now way all of those people on the Enterprise-D can get to use the holodeck.  It makes me crazy, thinking about it.  There is only one holodeck, and it's necessary for many applications, not the least of which is recreation.  Training, education, scenario recreation (especially in crime solving), not mention some degree of routine maintenance, keep the machine occupied.

As you are no doubt aware, the Enterprise-D is a Galaxy Class starship, and as such, carries a standard crew complement of not less than 760 crew members.  Well, it's actually 759, after the inevitable demise of yeoman Joe Dumbass, in the first 5 minutes to develop a plot line;  but that's really inconsequential.  Unless of course he was in your foursome, but that's seemingly impossible, as you'll see later.

I'm not the only person who is alarmed by this proposition.  Check out what this dude wrote, after I selectively edited his words to provide me a more persuasive argument.

"(dudes).....are frequently depicted walking into a completely unoccupied holodeck(which is bull*feces*), despite living on a ship with many hundreds of other people, who would presumably (most certainly) be clamoring for such interactive entertainment [sm_hump] on long range, deep-space missions(hell, even a trip to the store). The more likely situation would be one of advance booking for privileges and waiting lists weeks or months long;"

Even with rough math(which is about all I'm capable of)  You couldn't even get 1 hour per month.  WTF??!!

With Picard hoggin' the damn machine, off on some tea sippin', equine love fest, and Worf spending the whole damn day tryin to teach his lame ass (blatently homo****ual) kid to use thinly veiled Judo moves, in an effort to force his will of becoming a warrior;  Ain't now way to hop in for a quick shag with counselor Troi.  Although it seems Lt. Barkley has the market cornered on that program with his little tete a` six..

So, when is a brother to get in a little golf?

maybe , inside the holodeck, they have a master program that allows the holodeck to load a program containing many holodeck rooms.
hence, the ability for multiple training sessions, etc.

Darmoc and Gilad, at Tinagra- when the walls fell

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Yeah, but there is only one door in.

You don't walk in there, trying to get into an empty room, and walk past Guinan, gettin' her groove on. :-X

think about it. load a program that begins with a hallway full of holodecks
 ;D

I bet the whole thing is just made up.

You  =

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On my:



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 ;D

There were four primary holodecks and a number of personal ones.

That guy needs to RTFM.

NERD

"Homodecks", more like.  ::)

Get a brain Morans!

Spouting off on the internets is best done with a little background knowledge.

Riker always went to Holodeck 4 for his shagging sessions, it just takes a bit of observation.

Next some twat will say that Data wasn't a real boy.

Where will it all end?

It has to be stamped out now.

I don't recognize that as Canon.  Besides, shut up and go away, you're serving too much of a purpose here.

Have you noticed nobody ever took a dump on that show too?

How many times did we hear Picard say 'Not now Jordie, I'm wiping my arse and getting rid of some klingons' or 'Sorry Guinan, I'd love to stay and hear more of your *feces* but I'm busting for a piss'?

I'm telling you, not once.

You guys can all move to Melrose, Iowa.

They would welcome you there.

 ;D

Precisely!    Did I say holodecks?  LOL I'm so silly.  I meant bathrooms.

Definitely no head on the Enterprise.

I just noticed you are a double site posting *trollop*.

You son of a Bardakian pronghorn moose!

 ;D With 2, count 'em 2 penises. 

It's a trade-off.

Both of them are on your head.

This is taken straight form the manual.

Galaxy class starship; Crew support
The Galaxy class Enterprise has amenities such as holodecks, (note the plural),The first Galaxy class starships were designed in the early 2360s at the Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards.

"Sokath, his eyes uncovered"

That's crazy talk!  That dude doesn't type any better than I do. ;)

TFT and McDuff, at Golfho stroh thread, when stroh wet face and his sails unfurled.

Boomshanka!

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*shakes head sadly*
"McDuff at The Pute, with a bat to the Nads"

"Khidir beneath Momouteh"

Engage

Can the Enterprise do the Kessel Run in less (sic) than 12 parsecs though?

Didn't think so.

It disturbs me I don't understand this thread.

Furthermore, it disturbs me that you guys do.

You disturbed us for that?

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See what I mean.

Morans!  [sm_thumbsup]

http://www.answers.com/topic/darmok

"McDuff and Bethea at GolfHos"
"Bethea his eyes uncovered"

I found myself understanding a lot of this thread. And I was smiling.

It was a smile of a disturbed man, but nonetheless............

Try understanding all of the thread THAT is disturbing.

Man I need a life...

I dunno about the holodeck stuff but I always wanted to see outtakes.
You know, the blooper reel where Warf farts into the transporter and beams it into whatever peace conference they were hosting...

... ok. sorry... time for my meds...

LMAO  :lolspit: [sm_thumbsup]

Unlimited golf at the greatest courses in the world.  That's what the holodeck really means.

Stroh, when you get upset about star-trek, I think it is time for a holiday, or a little talk with a doctor with a white coat!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
I think I am going to have to start worrying about you!!!! ;D

Don't worry -- he's just trying to cause trouble. ;D

Crazy Funny!!!!!!

He's causin' trouble everywhere. NTTAWWT  ;)