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Title: French Fries
Post by: twoiron on January 06, 2007, 04:26:05 PM
I read an interesting fact about French Fries.

"....There's a French Fry under the front seat of every car in America..."


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: dystopia on January 06, 2007, 04:29:09 PM
Sounds right.  I'm sure there are a few fries under my car seat right now.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 04:31:38 PM
not in mine.  we dont eat in the car
 8)


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Clive on January 06, 2007, 05:03:41 PM
not in mine.  we dont eat in the car
Ditto.  Pet peeve.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 05:12:52 PM
I don't eat in the car, but I do like to keep a french fry under the seat. It's an American tradition, like apple pie and so forth.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 05:22:27 PM
I eat in the car when I have to.  I try to keep one under the seat, but Karen sees to it, they don't stay long. >:( 


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Fuzzy on January 06, 2007, 06:22:03 PM
The kids ensure a never ending treasure hunt when I clean my wife's vehicle. Sometimes I it was only a french fry.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: G5 on January 06, 2007, 07:21:22 PM
Lemme check.

Nope, no fries.   :)

Wait, what's that smell?   ???

Oh hell, that's the last time I leave the dog in the car when I go to the store.   [sm_shock] [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Eagleone on January 07, 2007, 08:43:11 AM
Probably a good bet especially if there are kids in the back seat!


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2007, 08:44:08 AM
Lemme check.

Nope, no fries.   :)

Wait, what's that smell?   ???

Oh hell, that's the last time I leave the dog in the car when I go to the store.   [sm_shock] [sm_disgust]

LOL  ;D


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: JDerion on January 07, 2007, 08:54:23 AM
No fries, but enough money to buy some. Some tees and a few golf balls as well.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: MP on January 07, 2007, 01:34:24 PM
applies to me. [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 02:01:49 PM
"knock it off *bunghole*, i'm a french fry"


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2007, 02:22:20 PM
..."my hands are tired, I've been talking to deaf people all week"...


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 07, 2007, 08:12:02 PM
Not in our vehicle. 


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: twoiron on January 07, 2007, 08:17:17 PM
Not in our vehicle. 

what about mashed potatoe?


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 08:46:07 PM
gffdap


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 07, 2007, 09:33:50 PM
Not in our vehicle. 

what about mashed potatoe?

Well, I usually eat more than one (somewhere between 2-4), so make that plural "mashed potatoes".  That's just a light meal, mind you.  But not in the car.  If we eat in the car, which is rare, it's on-the-go type foods (non-crumbly, non-messy, no need for a plate stuff).

 ;D


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 07, 2007, 09:36:19 PM
gffdap


???


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Clive on January 07, 2007, 09:42:38 PM
Good French Fries, Diced And Parboiled


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 07, 2007, 09:44:57 PM

Hmm, okay.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 07:25:32 AM
I don't eat in the car, but I do like to keep a french fry under the seat. It's an American tradition, like apple pie and so forth.

Haha. :D


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 07:25:39 AM
Not in our vehicle. 

Ditto the Bird. (Just for you Stroh. ;) )


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 07:25:49 AM
No fries, but enough money to buy some. Some tees and a few golf balls as well.

Yep, have some of them in ours too. :D


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 07:27:49 AM
Not in our vehicle. 

what about mashed potatoe?

lol :D


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 07:28:00 AM

Obviously Nat. ::) :P


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 08, 2007, 09:40:47 AM
French fry trivia...

Everyone who has ever had a child in a ski lesson can't hear the words "french fries" without immediately thinking "pizza".

When I first arrived in the States my entry interview was with an INS officer in Blaine, Washington.  He told me that his son wanted to be a french fry when he grew up.  As I haven't heard otherwise I have to assume he made it. 

You can't substitute the words "french fries" in to the phrase "fish and chips" without sounding like a complete doofus.

29.3% of all American restaurants which serve steak/house fries do not have malt vinegar available.  Bastages.

McDonalds is responsible for 1/5 of all known evil but their fries are da bomb.



Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2007, 09:43:44 AM
Burger King's fries kick the living *feces* out of McDonald's fries.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 08, 2007, 09:45:41 AM
We have a declaration of war.  [sm_enguard]


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: stroh on January 08, 2007, 10:01:20 AM
I really like tose thick fat "steak fries".  Good and crispy on the outside, and dip in a big old pile of mayo. :hungry:


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Aske on January 08, 2007, 10:11:54 AM
homemead steak fries, plz


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2007, 10:21:02 AM
I really like those thick fat "steak fries".

... dip in a big old pile of mayo.
Yeah, I've heard that about you.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: spacey on January 08, 2007, 11:14:57 AM
I really like those thick fat "steak fries".

... dip in a big old pile of mayo.
Yeah, I've heard that about you.

I've seen him do it to. He drowns them in the *feces*.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: dystopia on January 08, 2007, 12:21:57 PM
Burger King's fries kick the living *feces* out of McDonald's fries.

I'm shocked! [sm_shock]

Are you referring to the BK fries from days gone by or the crispier BK fries after the recipe change in the late 90s (with the secret transparent coating)?  Actually, either way, I'm going to side with Uisce Beatha on this one.
 [sm_enguard]

My fast food fry rankings
1. McDonalds fries
2. In-n-oot Burger fries
3. Poutine*
4. Wendy's, Carls' Jr, KFC, all the rest
5. Fuzzy car floor fries
6. Burger King fries


My fry shape rankings
1. Shoestring fries
2. Curly fries
3. Waffle-cut fries
4. Crinkle cut fries
5. Steak fries
6. Home fries


* curds and gravy, beyonces!(http://www.golfhos.com/forum/Smileys/other/canada.gif)



Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Aske on January 08, 2007, 12:23:15 PM
only fast food fries we ever have are chickfila


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2007, 12:28:20 PM
To be honest, I'm just trolling.



French fries are bad for you.  It really is that simple.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: stroh on January 08, 2007, 12:29:37 PM
You dudes are whack.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: spacey on January 08, 2007, 01:06:54 PM
All other fries bow to the majesty of Crown Burger french fries.


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: campy on January 08, 2007, 02:55:28 PM
Nothing beats the Redhook beer battered steak fries we used to get around here.  We switched food distributors, and they are no longer available. :sad3:


Title: Re: French Fries
Post by: tdcoly on January 08, 2007, 05:07:38 PM
Quote from: Clive French fries are bad for you.  It really is that simple.
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Along with alcohol, **** and tobacco and anything else I can't find on Guam. [sm_devil]