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Title: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: hatethisgame on February 14, 2007, 06:17:39 AM
Woke up at 3:00 am this morning to an awful smell.  Hoping it was just a cat or dog fart I just laid there.  Not any better 5 minutes later.  Start wandring around the house in a fog, to find the stink.  Turns out it was our dog, who go sprayed by a skunk (he has a doggie door) and came back inside. 

Holy moley, the stench was awful.  Think rancid mixed with pungent.  Somehow it even crept upstairs.  Wife took him to the vet as soon as they opened.  He will be enjoying a "Skunk Away" baths today. 

Why can't this stuff happen at 10:00 am?



Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 14, 2007, 06:19:19 AM
This thread is SO not what I expected.


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Clive on February 14, 2007, 06:20:06 AM
Sorry to hear that.

Our bigger dog was musked in the face by a skunk at ~11:30 PM, the night before we were leaving at the crack-of-dawn on a trip.  One two different occasions.  I *feces* you not.  (We have pretty bad luck when it comes to the night before a trip.)


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Spanky on February 14, 2007, 06:21:17 AM
One night our dog had the runs in his kennel. Didn't bark to wake us up. That was nasty as he got it all over the rug and wall too.

I feel for ya.


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: hatethisgame on February 14, 2007, 06:25:48 AM
This thread is SO not what I expected.

Nor what I was hoping for.   [sm_hump]


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: stroh on February 14, 2007, 06:26:44 AM
This thread is SO not what I expected.

Nor what I was hoping for.   [sm_hump]

Beat me to it.  LOL

Sorry 'bout the dag.


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Spartan on February 14, 2007, 06:42:51 AM
Makes me glad we only have a gerbil.   ;D


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: stroh on February 14, 2007, 06:44:50 AM
Makes me glad we only have a gerbil.   ;D


(http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/84/25/69/00/0084256900087_215X215.jpg)

May God have mercy on your soul. ;)


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Eagleone on February 14, 2007, 06:45:34 AM
No doubt the smell will bring tears to your eyes.


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: AKABubba on February 14, 2007, 07:01:57 AM
Been there.
Try this recipe for a shampoo/wash.  Do not store in a closed container as it will explode. [sm_shock]
Try not to let the dog ingest it or you will have a mess of another kind [sm_yuck]
1 Quart Hydrogen Peroxide
1 Teaspoon Dish Soap
1/2 cup Baking Soda
If the dog is cooperative, leave the wash on him/her for approximately 10 minutes.
Odds are you'll have to lather/rinse more than once.
Good Luck


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Walfredo on February 14, 2007, 07:16:40 AM
Man that sucks.

That happened to my brothers dog when we were living together in college.  Our house was on the haunt of a family of skunks.  One spring we set traps and got 6 skunks in 10 days.  They used to get under our house which caused our house to smell like them all the time.  Of course the city of Norman did nothing about it and we lived two blocks from downtown. 


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Torpedo on February 14, 2007, 07:18:44 AM
Not the best surprise. :D


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Torpedo on February 14, 2007, 07:18:50 AM
Makes me glad we only have a gerbil.   ;D

lol :D


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: TFT on February 14, 2007, 07:20:17 AM
Of course the city of Norman did nothing about it and we lived two blocks from downtown. 

That's because the skunks made it smell nicer than it normally was.

 [sm_naughty]


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Torpedo on February 14, 2007, 07:22:49 AM
Of course the city of Norman did nothing about it and we lived two blocks from downtown. 

That's because the skunks made it smell nicer than it normally was.

 [sm_naughty]

Haha. ;D


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Walfredo on February 14, 2007, 08:27:12 AM
Of course the city of Norman did nothing about it and we lived two blocks from downtown. 

That's because the skunks made it smell nicer than it normally was.

 [sm_naughty]
[sm_laughatyou] :asshat:


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Jules on February 14, 2007, 12:38:47 PM
Glad we don't have skunks over here!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Torpedo on February 14, 2007, 01:00:25 PM
Glad we don't have skunks over here!!! ;D ;D

She's insinuating there are skunks on FGI. [sm_shock] ;)


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: Jules on February 14, 2007, 01:02:34 PM
Glad we don't have skunks over here!!! ;D ;D

She's insinuating there are skunks on FGI. [sm_shock] ;)
Torpie, you cheeky buggar!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
You know I would never insinuate that!!!!! ;D ;)


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 14, 2007, 02:01:21 PM
What?? You don't like the beautiful aroma that skunks spray? :o


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: twoiron on February 14, 2007, 02:16:52 PM
Glad we don't have skunks over here!!! ;D ;D

There used to be... many years ago.... but they were all killed off by the Koalas... and the Pindinjarra.

This was back in the 'dreamtime', before the white fella', and him big fella' money.


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: stroh on February 14, 2007, 02:21:04 PM
Glad we don't have skunks over here!!! ;D ;D

There used to be... many years ago.... but they were all killed off by the Koalas... and the Pindinjarra.

This was back in the 'dreamtime', before the white fella', and him big fella' money.

Wll I say the time has come.  I mean how can we dance while our earth is turning?


Title: Re: Nice 3:00 a.m. surprise
Post by: tdcoly on February 14, 2007, 05:07:23 PM
Either real Clorox or liquid chlorine (like you would use in a pool) cut with water.  Sponge on the dog, then wash with soap and water.  Works better than anything.