GolfHos

when porkchop bragged about rollin a driveby in his neighborhood and being a bad shot ?

 [sm_rolling]

JDerion does.

 ;D

you gotta be $h!tting me!

No, no, no.

He complained that he couldn't hit chit with a pistol from a moving vehicle.

After all, he is a trained killer.

Some sock and helmet inventories can be murder.

I didn't see this the 1st time...some funny chit right there. 

So,.............You're back from the pub?  ::) ;D

No. :o

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=1895338&mpage=3&key=car%2cgun&#1895820

Yes, my mates were about arseholed when I got there.

So I'm continuing the fight back at home.

Ah, soccer talk.

HAHAH, I don't know which is funnier.

That the thread got locked or that I was talking to you fags back then.

And in chat.

yup, that's the good stuff there

stroh certainly has the man love thing for you going, for sure.

 ;D

 [sm_smoking]

LOL!  I was clearly drunk at the time.

Yahtzee.  Oh, baby! ;D

So much of that porkchop story sounds like such BS. How about the police giving him an "atta boy" for doing that (it seems like the cops just assumed that porkchop didn’t hit anyone or damage any property during is several mile shootout). And come on, only a crackhead would ever think of robbing an occupied house, and even that is doubtful. I really can't see an armed organized gang robbing the porkchop residence, pistol whipping the old man, having the sense to disable the phones, yet not even thinking to tying everyone up so that porkchop is free to chase after them and spoil their getaway. And hey porkchop, way to see if your father is ok after he was just pistol whipped! Someone pistol whips your father, are you going to chase them down the road firing rounds in order to save the family costume jewels, or are you going to tend to the old man’s wounds?

That guy is a classic. I’ve never seen anyone with such an inferiority complex. Another favorite porkchop moment was when he first came on fgi and complained about getting kicked off the worship team at church. Even his pastor couldn’t stand him.

Link please.

They did, on the first page. :D

This one?

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=1146756&mpage=1&key=worship%2cgroup&#1146756

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=1146756&mpage=1&key=worship&#1146832

Ohhhhhh, crap.....

Pete? Meet repeat.  [sm_devil]

OK, someone find the thread where I first say it might not be everyone else that is the problem, that it might be him, in some small way.

For a karma +1.

grrrrrrrrrr. 

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=1131780&mpage=4&key=worship&#1135030   ??

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1132102

This post rules!

Holy fuggin crap.

How did you do that?

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1132579 ???

Maybe I should have read Aske's link. :D

Remembered your password I see. :D

LMAO at Puberries.

OK, true to my word.

Karma plus one on the credit side of Burzoom.

Close, but no ceeeeeeegar.

If you bump it though, I will commence Karmalization™

 ;D

Edit: I meant Torpedo and not bump, obviously.

Then the whole thread might get deleted :)

No, he remembered Sal's.

Haha, the mod checked.

 :P

I just looked at the profiles for Aske and Salamander, same as any FGIer could do.

 8)

I came back to this thread to edit my post as such.

No need to bother now :)

A witch! Burn him!

[He turned me into a newt.]

I checked too, and 'she' is still online there!

Anyway, at no time was I too harsh with porky.

If I feel bad about it now, that's just an effect of getting older.

That's all.

Bastards.

Dogshat, I'm reminded of the time he wouldn't pee anywhere in 'public' in case some ghey bloke saw his junk.


Same rule, +1 to the first linker.

As far as the shower and toilet grossness goes - that's why I live 2 minutes from the club. I don't shower at the club. After two hours of racquetball I hop back in the car sweaty and do my business at home. And maybe I'm just that much more private, but I just don't know how many homo****uals are lurking at my club. So I don't even want to give them a chance to sneak a peak. Granted, I'm not hiding much, but I don't even want to allow the temptation to exist.

dystopia, karma me you sleepy bastage :)

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1134033

On an  (un)related note, I told the meatsneaker comment guy about this forum on Tuesday.

He hasn't bothered to turn up yet.

Too busy smoking Pole I suspect.

They make great cigars.

Is some sort of FGI Memory Lane week going on or something?

Ask him indoors, he started it.

TFT, you're pretty well hammered now, aren't you?

+1

This is one of the funniest threads ever.

Good times. Good times.  ;D

Yes, I'm on Guinness.

Which I don't take so well after drinking domestic for here stuff.

Don't worry though, no Glenlivet.

So no fighting.

Someone link a thread that I didn't post in.

I'm getting paranoid.

Aske, do you feel this lonely when you do a play by play of some silly game for hours on end?

Talking to myself sucks, I don't even listen.

Well, there's a bunch of them in the super-secret moderators' forum.  Or do also mean the ones where you're not mentioned, either?  That might take some time ...

Here's a three-pager that you didn't touch, TFT (or may I call you "T"):

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2027948

Thanks sweetie, I was getting a little sweaty underneath the conspiracy collar there.

Phew.

 ;D

In fact, further research shows that you haven't responded in any hottie threads.  Hmmm... 

 :drama: :chef:

Holy crap!  It looks like I missed quite a night. [sm_shock]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to buy a Wii..."
(http://dod.jnellis.net/images/mccroskey.jpeg)

Those links were hilarious!!!!
I did feel a bit bad though, when he was talking about having no friends. :sad3:
I have noticed that he whinges alot, so I actually starting the "what annoys the crap out of your thread"-(with him in mind) in it I had "feel free to let it rip prokop".  Guess what, he didn't whinge about anything!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
 

Did you guess which one is me now?

I don't have an avatar on FGI, doesn't look like you have one either, well, one that works anyway.

Or do you mean the bird one here?

Doesn't look like it. ;) :D

Well it must be my aol, because when I look at it I have the emu!!!!

Wow, just a coincidence then.

However, as Torpedo backs up, you have no avatar on FGI, just a red x.

[sm_thankyou] ;) :D

Can you see my avatar on this golfhos???
If not, torpedo you little computer whiz, can you tell me why???
I know if I logon through Yahoo, I can see the red x.
I can only copy pictures through yahoo as well.

Yep, I can see your golfhos one, you could try reloading yours on FGI.

I dumped the bird.

 ;)

I noticed you dumped the bird!
Your Mr Jihad!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm You must be either JDerion, or Blader!!!!

Wait a minute, you can't be either, as they both have avatars on FGI!!!!
You must be one of bladers foot-soldiers!!!!!

Wish, after you upload the avatar image over at FGI, it'll give you a "success" message box.  Nevertheless, be sure to click either "OK" or "Apply", or the just-loaded avatar will not stick.

red the darkside post and spit coke all over the lcd. thats gotta be in the running for best post ever. [sm_rolling]

Even though I can see it when I log on??????
I am sure that I clicked apply!!

this thread sux.
 8)

They're your clothes mother*fudge*er.

   8) 8)

Yeah, but it reminded me of the term we had in college (psychology major) for severely disturbed individuals-PFN, meaning 'pretty *goshdarn* nuts.'

Ted

TUBE

totally unnecessary breast exam