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Title: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: stroh on September 09, 2008, 10:57:51 AM
But what do I know?


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Airline to offer bald facts on new services



Tue Sep 9, 10:36 am ET

WELLINGTON (Reuters) – New Zealand's national airline is planning to give the bald facts on plans to speed up check-in queues for passengers -- literally.

Air New Zealand said on Tuesday it is looking for 50 people willing to be a "cranial billboard" with a message temporarily tattooed on their shaved heads for two weeks advertising new speedy check-in services.

The airline said it will pay NZ$1000 ($666) per head, making it easy money for bald-headed frequent fliers.

"How better to tell our customers that Air New Zealand is going to do something about (long check-in queues) ... than through messaging they can read while they're standing in a queue themselves?" the airline's marketing manager Steve Bayliss said in a statement.


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Blader on September 09, 2008, 11:07:50 AM
been there done that

We have the same problem with breast billboards today that we had in the 18th century....the #1 response in focus group testing is, "What message?"


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Spanky on September 09, 2008, 01:07:07 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Aske on September 09, 2008, 01:15:55 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Spanky on September 09, 2008, 01:19:44 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]
Sometimes she says things like "those are fake" just to make me look, then she hits me.


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: stroh on September 09, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]
Sometimes she says things like "those are fake" just to make me look, then she hits me.

I got busted at the lake one year.  Was looking, and Karen said "Those are nice aren't they?"  Without thinking or looking away I said "yeah."  Then I realized what just happened.  [sm_oops]   ;D



Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Clive on September 09, 2008, 01:31:45 PM
I got busted at the lake one year.  Was looking, and Karen said "Those are nice aren't they?"  Without thinking or looking away I said "yeah."  Then I realized what just happened.  [sm_oops]   ;D
Since you need the hand-holding:

Then you look down at the pup tent you're pitching, then you look at Karen.  Then you say, "So, you doin' anything right now?"


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: geo1 on September 09, 2008, 02:30:02 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]
Sometimes she says things like "those are fake" just to make me look, then she hits me.

I got busted at the lake one year.  Was looking, and Karen said "Those are nice aren't they?"  Without thinking or looking away I said "yeah."  Then I realized what just happened.  [sm_oops]   ;D



LOL
Was that the split moment before you felt the slap on the back of your head?


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Darla on September 09, 2008, 04:38:44 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]
That is because you and I needed a refill and I was trying to encourage Spanky to go to the bar instead of waiting on the waitress who disappeared!


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Darla on September 09, 2008, 04:41:14 PM
I got busted at the lake one year.  Was looking, and Karen said "Those are nice aren't they?"  Without thinking or looking away I said "yeah."  Then I realized what just happened.  [sm_oops]   ;D

lmao  [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Salamander on September 09, 2008, 06:44:01 PM
I second the boobie thing. It would give me an excuse to look then. While I don't really need one to look at least if they had a message I might not get hit by Darla for doing it.

Then again she doesn't need a reason to hit me either.

The other night she seemed to encourage you to look !
 [sm_shock]
That is because you and I needed a refill and I was trying to encourage Spanky to go to the bar instead of waiting on the waitress who disappeared!

you mean who maintained a status of invisibility for the majority of the outing..


Title: Re: Personally, I think Boobs Would Have Worked better
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 09, 2008, 07:00:28 PM
Boobies are never invisible.  Only unfortunately covered.