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Title: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: twoiron on May 16, 2007, 07:08:50 PM
Eternal **** siren Sophia Loren says she will perform a celebratory striptease if her favourite soccer team, Napoli, is promoted to the Italian top flight this season.

Loren, 72, is a big fan of the Naples club, which has fallen on hard times since winning the Italian championship 20 years ago.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Aske on May 16, 2007, 09:14:11 PM
i dunno, probably the best looking 72 year old on the planet.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: campy on May 16, 2007, 10:43:02 PM
i dunno, probably the best looking 72 year old on the planet.
Yep, she is a GGILF.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: gleek on May 16, 2007, 11:04:21 PM
i dunno, probably the best looking 72 year old on the planet.
Yep, she is a GGILF.

Actually, her two sons are 38 and 34, and she has one grandchild who's only 2 years old. So she's just a GILF and not likely to ever be a great grandma. In the unlikely event that she reaches 100, she could become a great grandmother, but she'd likely lose her ILF status by then.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: campy on May 17, 2007, 12:08:37 AM
i dunno, probably the best looking 72 year old on the planet.
Yep, she is a GGILF.

Actually, her two sons are 38 and 34, and she has one grandchild who's only 2 years old. So she's just a GILF and not likely to ever be a great grandma. In the unlikely event that she reaches 100, she could become a great grandmother, but she'd likely lose her ILF status by then.
I stand corrected. ;D


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: TFT on May 17, 2007, 11:30:03 AM
Still LOLLable.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 01:43:15 PM
Okay boys, please explain what GGILF stands for?????? ???


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
Okay boys, please explain what GGILF stands for?????? ???

If you know what "****" means, I think you ought to be able to figure it out.  ;)


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 01:48:56 PM
Okay boys, please explain what GGILF stands for?????? ???

Great Grandmother I'd Like to...

Use your imagination with the remaining.

BTW, I didn't come up with the term. Don't shoot the messenger.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 01:51:43 PM
 [sm_disgust] [sm_disgust]Yuckie!!!!......You boys are all sicko's!!!!!


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 01:55:09 PM
[sm_disgust] [sm_disgust]Yuckie!!!!......You boys are all sicko's!!!!!

Ahem...
Quote
BTW, I didn't come up with the term. Don't shoot the messenger.


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 01:58:47 PM
I mean't all of you!!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 02:15:34 PM
While not ****ually attracted to 72 year old Sophia Loren, I will say she looks damn good for her age. Now 22 year old Sophia Loren...  [sm_naughty]


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
You boy's, you see a pair of big tit's and your anybody's!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Walfredo on May 17, 2007, 02:19:30 PM
You boy's, you see a pair of big tit's and your anybody's!!!! ;D ;D ;D
And your point is...

 [sm_devil] :)


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 02:20:44 PM
You boy's, you see a pair of big tit's and your anybody's!!!! ;D ;D ;D
And your point is...

 [sm_devil] :)

I'm right!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Walfredo on May 17, 2007, 02:25:25 PM
Duh ;D


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 02:33:53 PM
pair of big tit's

(http://lochgarman.com/misc/pair-of-big-tfts.jpg)


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 02:37:23 PM
pair of big tit's

(http://lochgarman.com/misc/pair-of-big-tfts.jpg)

fake


Title: Re: Maybe if this happend 50 years ago.... then go Napoli...
Post by: Walfredo on May 17, 2007, 02:38:36 PM
pair of big tit's

(http://lochgarman.com/misc/pair-of-big-tfts.jpg)
What a wanker.