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Title: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:53:13 AM
I just dropped Laura off at her friend's place and they are headed to Palm Springs (CA) for a week. It's just Monte and me until next Saturday. Just to warn you guys (and gals) I won't be wearing pants for the majority of the next week, except for work (lousy dress code). Not to worry, though, both hands will be firmly on the keyboard. Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cocktail. Cheers.  [sm_drinking]


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 06, 2007, 08:56:18 AM
Wife goes out of town leaving you alone with the dog and you immediately take off your trousers?   ??? :o [sm_hump]











 :) ;) :D ;D


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 09:01:43 AM
 [sm_disgust] :sad3:


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 09:21:59 AM
Wife goes out of town leaving you alone with the dog and you immediately take off your trousers?   ??? :o [sm_hump]



 [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]







 :) ;) :D ;D


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 09:46:18 AM
 ;D Damn, why couldn't she go out of town while you were still able to play golf!


Have fun Laura! 8)



Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Eagleone on January 06, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
[sm_disgust] :sad3:


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.
...and you get to leave the lid up!


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 10:07:40 AM
[sm_disgust] :sad3:


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.


cam*trollop* ?


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: dystopia on January 06, 2007, 11:06:53 AM
Excellent! [sm_beertoast]

What does the menu look like this week?


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 11:08:47 AM
Excellent! [sm_beertoast]

What does the menu look like this week?

Let's just say the microwave is on high alert.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: JDerion on January 06, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cock......tail.
You set it up, so I assumed you wanted someone to knock it down.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 03:56:18 PM
Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cock......tail.
You set it up, so I assumed you wanted someone to knock it down.

Yeah, I'm surprised it took so long.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 05:26:17 PM
Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 05:29:10 PM
Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?

Too hard to make that kind of stuff for one. I had nachos tonight.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: JDerion on January 06, 2007, 05:50:29 PM
Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?
That's what I do when I have a bachelor weekend. I eat all the stuff the wife won't eat. Usually lamb chops and veal all week.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: stegerman on January 06, 2007, 06:04:52 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/purplepaul/pantsapp.html


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: G5 on January 06, 2007, 06:13:59 PM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 06:16:57 PM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]

Don't worry, I ensured there were no homos around to see my junk before I took my pants off.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 08:53:51 AM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]

Don't worry, I ensured there were no homos around to see my junk before I took my pants off.


HAHAHA.

did monte see it ?
 :o


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: spacey on January 07, 2007, 09:02:21 AM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]

Don't worry, I ensured there were no homos around to see my junk before I took my pants off.


HAHAHA.

did monte see it ?
 :o
Yeah, but he's neutered, so I'm safe.


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 09:03:45 AM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]

Don't worry, I ensured there were no homos around to see my junk before I took my pants off.


HAHAHA.

did monte see it ?
 :o
Yeah, but he's neutered, so I'm safe.

fair enough


Title: Re: Bachelor life
Post by: TFT on January 07, 2007, 04:43:59 PM
TMI   :-X [sm_disgust]

Don't worry, I ensured there were no homos around to see my junk before I took my pants off.

HAHAHA.

did monte see it ?
 :o
Yeah, but he's neutered, so I'm safe.

I heard that the family having the same 'look' influences a lot of those types of operations here.