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Title: Dude!! Post by: twoiron on August 14, 2008, 04:02:28 PM Man gets stuck 'having **** with bench'
August 14, 2008 - 7:28PM HONG KONG - A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have **** with, reports said. Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing after he attempted to use a hole in the exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark, the Apple Daily and other papers reported. Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him by draining blood from his penis failed. Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers here. Photographs showed rescue workers carrying him to an ambulance on the metal sheet, covered in a red blanket. AFP Title: Re: Dude!! Post by: gleek on August 14, 2008, 04:07:35 PM [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Drain blood?!? [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] Title: Re: Dude!! Post by: twoiron on August 14, 2008, 04:12:43 PM Apparently attempts to drain the blood failed as a result of there being no nekkid fat chicks nearby....
Title: Re: Dude!! Post by: dystopia on August 14, 2008, 04:38:55 PM Yikes! That reminds me of this incident:
Bellevue man facing charges for having **** with a table (http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496) Clearly, the world needs more fleshlights. |