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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on July 18, 2008, 10:16:39 AM



Title: lmao 'real man' reasons to vote [Politics/Religion]
Post by: Aske on July 18, 2008, 10:16:39 AM
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MTkyNTJkNDY1ZDdjMzBjNTA0NmJlMDNhZWQ2ZmZiOWY=


Title: Re: lmao 'real man' reasons to vote [Politics/Religion]
Post by: stroh on July 18, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
LOL


Title: Re: lmao 'real man' reasons to vote [Politics/Religion]
Post by: Fuzzy on July 18, 2008, 12:04:01 PM
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— Lou Aguilar is a fiction writer and former Washington Post video critic, Washington Times television critic, and USA Today reporter


I can't argue with him. Look at his credentials.


Title: Re: lmao 'real man' reasons to vote [Politics/Religion]
Post by: Fuzzy on July 18, 2008, 12:09:06 PM
I am so going to vote for the dude from Die Hard who's married to a hot beer heiress and forces Susan Sarandon to finally leave the U.S.

How hasn't this been made into a commercial?




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7. Obama is married to a bitter, angry lawyer who became “proud” of her country for the first time this year. McCain’s wife is a beer heiress who founded an organization to provide MASH-style units to disaster-torn world regions. Did I mention that she’s a beer heiress?



9. The name John McCain sounds like “John McClain,” the action hero played by Bruce Willis in the manly Die Hard series. “Barack Obama” sounds like the kind of elitist villain John McClain has to outwit and defeat.

10. McCain is endorsed by Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Obama gets support from Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and every weenie in Hollywood. Plus, Susan Sarandon has vowed to leave the country if McCain gets elected. Case closed.





Title: Re: lmao 'real man' reasons to vote [Politics/Religion]
Post by: hobbit on July 18, 2008, 12:14:20 PM
Fuzzy beat me to it, but he sealed my vote right here...  ;D


Plus, Susan Sarandon has vowed to leave the country if McCain gets elected. Case closed.