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Title: Rules Forum Moderator Post by: Dunk on January 13, 2007, 02:24:56 PM I nominate Uisce Beatha as moderator of the Rules Forum.
He has an excellent grasp of the rules, he's fair-minded and he drinks Guinness. What more could you ask for? Do I have a second? Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: spacey on January 13, 2007, 02:33:12 PM Since Uisce and Clive are both Rules Tools, I suggest 9 rounds of bare knuckled drunken boxing to determine the rules moderator.
Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Dunk on January 13, 2007, 02:35:07 PM Since Uisce and Clive are both Rules Tools, I suggest 9 rounds of bare knuckled drunken boxing to determine the rules moderator. I thought of that too, but since Clive is a moderator at FGI and perhaps he wouldn't want to be a mod at another forum.Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: spacey on January 13, 2007, 02:38:57 PM Since Uisce and Clive are both Rules Tools, I suggest 9 rounds of bare knuckled drunken boxing to determine the rules moderator. I thought of that too, but since Clive is a moderator at FGI and perhaps he wouldn't want to be a mod at another forum.Yeah, but seeing as law don't really go around here, "mods" are really just figureheads anyway. Anarchy pretty much rules. It's worked so far. 8) Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 13, 2007, 06:17:52 PM Thanks for the props Dunk. Double karma for correctly spelling "Guinness". (less common than it should be) ;) ;D
If it was to be offered I'd have to turn down moderator status. After all, we all know moderators are gob*feces*es. I shall settle for nothing less than Lord High Executioner. Title: Re: Rules Forum Moderator Post by: TFT on January 13, 2007, 06:22:10 PM Do I have a second? A second Guinness? Sure. [sm_drink] Title: Re: Rules Forum Moderator Post by: TFT on January 13, 2007, 06:24:39 PM Noonan would be good in the Tools that like Rools section.
Maybe it can be balanced out with someone who knows very little about the rules? spaceage, you free? Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 13, 2007, 06:26:00 PM Yeah, but seeing as law don't really go around here, "mods" are really just figureheads anyway. Anarchy pretty much rules. It's worked so far. 8) (http://zachd.com/kubricks/****%20pistols.jpg) Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: TFT on January 13, 2007, 06:26:45 PM Thanks for the props Dunk. Double karma for correctly spelling "Guinness". (less common than it should be) ;) ;D Noonan, you haven't guessed the identity of Dunk yet? I think he was there when they invented Guinness. ;) Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 13, 2007, 09:27:45 PM Noonan, you haven't guessed the identity of Dunk yet? Honest to God, no. ??? [sm_redface] But maybe, just maybe, he and I exchanged emails a day or two ago??? Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Dunk on January 13, 2007, 09:39:47 PM Noonan, you haven't guessed the identity of Dunk yet? Honest to God, no. ??? [sm_redface] But maybe, just maybe, he and I exchanged emails a day or two ago??? ;) Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Clive on January 14, 2007, 09:55:53 AM My bad. Repost deleted.
Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: TFT on January 14, 2007, 10:01:35 AM Since Uisce and Clive are both Rules Tools, I suggest 9 rounds of bare knuckled drunken boxing to determine the rules moderator. I thought of that too, but since Clive is a moderator at FGI and perhaps he wouldn't want to be a mod at another forum.Quote Well, I would like to read you the acceptance speech I wrote for the Employee of the Year award, annually given out at our company's holiday party, and which I blushingly admit I failed to receive again this year: Ladies and gentlemen, colleagues, It is with the deepest gratitude and humility that I accept this quite obviously inexpensive and possibly secondhand token of acknowledgement of my prodigious efforts on your behalf. A man of my years does not win such an award alone: I must pause to give thanks for the loving support and attentions of my trophy wife. Pretty nice, huh guys? (*wink and small pelvic thrust here*) While you have recognized that I stand as a colossus above your ocean of mediocrity, I hasten to add that I would not be here before you -- this cheap trinket in hand -- if not for the efforts of my anonymous coworkers. While I may forget your names, occasionally steal your lunches from the company refrigerator, complain that you run the printer down to like ONE SHEET OF PAPER and then just walk away, leaving it like that so that as soon as I go to print, BOOM! "Out Of Paper"! Like it wouldn't kill you to reach down for a pack of paper and put it in the damn tray. No, we wouldn't want you to break a nail or get a paper cut -- ooh, that might hurt! As God is my witness, if I send a print job one more time and find that printer flashing the red light at me, I swear that I'll spend three straight days eating nothing but pizza, burritos and corn, then come back up at night and go around to each and every office, dropping trou and taking the nastiest dum-- What's that, my dear? Oh, the speech. Right. Yes, well, if it weren't for each and every one of you showing up every day, I'd be able to park much closer to the entrance. So thanks for that. I didn't think that could be worse the second time around. But it was. Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 14, 2007, 10:58:25 AM Noonan, you haven't guessed the identity of Dunk yet? Honest to God, no. ??? [sm_redface] But maybe, just maybe, he and I exchanged emails a day or two ago??? ;) That explains it then. Dunk is a speller and Guinness drinker of some reknown. But a horrible judge of character. Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: TFT on January 14, 2007, 11:30:15 AM Noonan, you haven't guessed the identity of Dunk yet? Honest to God, no. ??? [sm_redface] But maybe, just maybe, he and I exchanged emails a day or two ago??? ;) That explains it then. Dunk is a speller and Guinness drinker of some reknown. But a horrible judge of character. Nooooooooooooonan. As penance, you have to take the job. :) Title: Re: Rules Forum Modertor Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 14, 2007, 12:28:31 PM I'm in Utah. It's a Good Works state. We don't do penance.
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