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Title: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: dystopia on February 13, 2009, 10:12:33 AM Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11688862 Quote The Guinness World Record for longest fingernails was broken Wednesday, so to speak. (http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site297/2009/0212/20090212__Lee_Redmond_Fingernails.jpg)The fingernails Salt Lake City resident Lee Redmond has been growing since 1979 were broken off in a four-car pileup Wednesday in Holladay, said Salt Lake County sheriff's spokesman Don Hutson. Redmond was a passenger in one of the cars in the 1:30 p.m. crash. She and at least two others were taken to a hospital with minor injuries, Hutson said. She was ejected from the vehicle, Hutson said. (more...) Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: spacey on February 13, 2009, 10:14:29 AM Finally a news story that doesn't make Utah look stupid.
Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: birdymaker on February 13, 2009, 10:15:13 AM but her pubic hair record is still intact.
Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: spacey on February 13, 2009, 10:18:25 AM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe?
Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: stroh on February 13, 2009, 10:20:05 AM Finally a news story that doesn't make Utah look stupid. LMAO! :lolspit: Ha. This thread rocks already. Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: Clive on February 13, 2009, 12:54:02 PM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? (http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/colon_bidet.jpg)Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: Fuzzy on February 13, 2009, 01:07:56 PM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? Very carefully. Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: gleek on February 13, 2009, 06:17:41 PM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? I would assume that it's done by the same person she hired to feed her, put on her clothes, open the door for her, help her bathe, brush her teeth, pick her nose, insert the feminine hygiene product, scratch her feminine itch, etc., etc., etc. Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 13, 2009, 07:06:00 PM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? (http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/colon_bidet.jpg)OK, I don't know quite how to say this and I eternally beg forgiveness and no insult intended and I love ye man but... Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: PaunchyBald on February 13, 2009, 08:04:39 PM The mrs, being a clinician and obsessed with all things fecal, brought up an interesting point: how does she wipe? (http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/colon_bidet.jpg)OK, I don't know quite how to say this and I eternally beg forgiveness and no insult intended and I love ye man but... Isn't that what all you short people use for a bubbler anyway? [sm_devil] ;D Title: Re: Woman Breaks Nails In Traffic Accident Post by: Jules on February 13, 2009, 08:24:28 PM Those really long finger nails are repulsive, they make me want to puke. [sm_disgust] [sm_disgust]
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