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Title: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 08, 2007, 02:42:21 PM
especially Manchester (am I right in thinking Manchester), end up living in Oaklahoma!!!!!


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
Look out TFT, she finally knows who you are!  [sm_shock]


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
especially Manchester (am I right in thinking Manchester), end up living in Oaklahoma!!!!!

Ouch.  That's gonna leave a mark.


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: twoiron on February 08, 2007, 02:44:10 PM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 02:44:46 PM
if you're not a manc, you're a wank


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 08, 2007, 02:45:40 PM
I've got to go to work now, so I will look forward to reading all the stories tonight, or tomorrow morning.
Cheers Boys!!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 02:46:50 PM
I didn't think there was anyone here who let work interfere with their miserable online life.

 ???


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 02:47:22 PM
The New Zealanders are giddy in this thread....

It involved a large stash of pröñ, a trail of death and destruction, copious amounts of alcohol, a rubbing cloth and a big aereooooplane.

And an ex wife.




Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 02:50:52 PM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....

I'm from Doncaster.

When we had people that were naughty there in the past, we sent them to the only place that would take them.

I think you call one of them great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle Freddie.  Crim for short.

 ;)


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 02:52:33 PM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....

I'm from Doncaster.

When we had people that were naughty there in the past, we sent them to the only place that would take them.

I think you call one of them great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle Freddie.  Crim for short.

 ;)


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Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 03:06:06 PM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....

I'm from Doncaster.

When we had people that were naughty there in the past, we sent them to the only place that would take them.

I think you call one of them great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle Freddie.  Crim for short.

 ;)

I've always wondered how they got "pom" out of "warden".


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 03:51:35 AM
Doncaster!!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)
That's a suburb of Melbourne!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Come On Mister!!!!!!
Tell me the full story!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:02:22 AM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....

I'm from Doncaster.

When we had people that were naughty there in the past, we sent them to the only place that would take them.

I think you call one of them great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle Freddie.  Crim for short.

 ;)

Yeah, and they sent us from that tiny little island that is freezing cold, 99.99% of the year to a large and beautiful tropical paradise!!!!!!!!!
(derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I wonder who were the f*ckwits??????????????????) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:06:01 AM
The New Zealanders are giddy in this thread....

It involved a large stash of pröñ, a trail of death and destruction, copious amounts of alcohol, a rubbing cloth and a big aereooooplane.

And an ex wife.





pröñ!!!!!!blah blah blah  oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, an ex-wife!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o, I must insist that you tell us all about her, and the terrible misery that she put you through.!!!!!!
I suppose the next Mrs TFT lives in Oaklahoma, how did you two meet??????? :D :D ;) ;)


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 09, 2007, 06:45:12 AM
I suppose the next Mrs TFT lives in Oaklahoma, how did you two meet??????? :D :D ;) ;)

It involved a large stash of pröñ, a trail of death and destruction, copious amounts of alcohol, a rubbing cloth and a big aereooooplane.





Which is really cute.


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 12:36:14 PM
Come on TFT, don't tell me you have gone shy all of a sudden!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)
Why won't you answer my questions!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:38:28 PM
Come on TFT, don't tell me you have gone shy all of a sudden!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)
Why won't you answer my questions!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Give him an hour or two, sweetheart  ;)  It was Thursday night.


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Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Ahhh Stroh, trust you to put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!!!!!!!
Good Picture!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:49:40 PM
Ahhh Stroh, trust you to put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!!!!!!!
Good Picture!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;)  ;D  It's what I do.   [sm_thumbsup]


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Torpedo on February 09, 2007, 01:38:56 PM
LOL... it's the only place that would take him....

Ouch. lol :D


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
I think we can all move along now.

Nothing to see here, disperse, *fudge* off, etc.

Last night I was carefully delivered to almost my door, so no complications there.

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.

Sorry, it's the law.

 8)


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:57:44 PM
I think we can all move along now.

Nothing to see here, disperse, *fudge* off, etc.

Last night I was carefully delivered to almost my door, so no complications there.

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.

Sorry, it's the law.

 8)

Message received "Loud and Clear"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-X :-X :-X :-X


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 02:59:37 PM
I think we can all move along now.

Nothing to see here, disperse, *fudge* off, etc.

Last night I was carefully delivered to almost my door, so no complications there.

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.

Sorry, it's the law.

 8)

damn,  i wanted to see more mailbox carnage


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 03:02:40 PM

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.


What the *fudge*?  We got the Mafia.  Italy has the original La Cosa Nostra, Japan has the Yakuza........What the *fudge* could you be afraid of?

I seen Snatch!  You afraid of Big Bald *fudge*, and Brick Head, or whatever the *fudge* his name was Goody *fudge*in' Gumdrops?

'cmon Turkish!  You weak tit bastard.


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 03:14:59 PM

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.


What the *fudge*?  We got the Mafia.  Italy has the original La Cosa Nostra, Japan has the Yakuza........What the *fudge* could you be afraid of?

I seen Snatch!  You afraid of Big Bald *fudge*, and Brick Head, or whatever the *fudge* his name was Goody *fudge*in' Gumdrops?

'cmon Turkish!  You weak tit bastard.

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Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 02:18:18 AM

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.


I seen Snatch!  You afraid of Big Bald *fudge*, and Brick Head, or whatever the *fudge* his name was Goody *fudge*in' Gumdrops?

'cmon Turkish!  You weak tit bastard.

Protection from ze germans.


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Jules on February 10, 2007, 02:47:23 AM
Does that mean, we are not allowed to mention the war!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 03:00:33 AM
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Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Eagleone on February 10, 2007, 09:30:21 AM

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.


I seen Snatch!  You afraid of Big Bald *fudge*, and Brick Head, or whatever the *fudge* his name was Goody *fudge*in' Gumdrops?

'cmon Turkish!  You weak tit bastard.

Protection from ze germans.
Got your back here....


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: Salamander on February 10, 2007, 11:51:13 AM
Ze woooooound! Ze wooooooound!!


Title: Re: TFT!!!!!!!! How does somebody from the UK
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 12:27:38 PM

It's part of the terms of staying in the WPP that I don't give out too many details.


I seen Snatch!  You afraid of Big Bald *fudge*, and Brick Head, or whatever the *fudge* his name was Goody *fudge*in' Gumdrops?

'cmon Turkish!  You weak tit bastard.

Protection from ze germans.
Got your back here....

(http://www.silviapecota.com/media/1A_Salute/Salute.jpg)