GolfHos

he is a lot taller than I pictured him in my head!!!! (ah, the internet, it should be renamed "dreamweaver"!!!!  ;D ;D ;D)
I must say the golf course that he played is absolutely beautiful, at least from the photo's that I saw. 
Come on Clive, tell us all about you day!!

He also has that boyish look of innocence about him. Dreamy is the word. I can just see him in those assless chaps and a bow tie.

Here he is in his natural state.  *

(http://lochgarman.com/misc/bandon/2004%20Photos/fireplace.jpg)

* behind a beer

P.S.  He looks great naked too.  You hardly notice the colostomy bag.

I never pictured Clive as a man of "Spanish" features. The red hat does play well off his gorgeous dark skin though.

Yummy.

And I say that as a devout hetero****ual.

Clive prefers "swarthy Latino".  Oh, that's not him in the red hat at all but, regardless, he still prefers swarthy Latinos. 

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

lmao

I agree.  Dude's a freakin' giant.  I don't think he's up in the twoiron stratosphere, though.

From what I can remember from the height posts around here:
a) twoiron > Clive > Uisce > E-A-G-L-E!
b) stegerman > spaceage
  (not sure how these fit together)

I bet 2iron is giving is height if he were to play in basketball game and adding an inch.  I on the other end am really 6'4".  ;)  ;D

c) black metal > all

all that really matters

Yes, its easy to become smitten with Clive.  It once happened to me.  We shared a private moment, but he was cold and distant - leaving me feeling used.  I got over him.

Can't, that is already the name of an app. that helps make the internet.  ;) ;D

I wish I knew how to quit him.

OMG!!!! :o :o...........I never knew that Clive had this "special effect and power" over you fella's!!!!! ;D ;D

You have that power over stroh too.

I have nothing compared to Clive!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

You boy's are just "all hot and sweaty" with the very thought  of him!!! ;D ;D ;D

I beg to differ.

*funbags* and a bum, is nothing compared to Clive's leather ass-chaps!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Depends on who you're asking. ;D

IJTUIMMAL

Personally, I prefer the former.

My guess is there is a forum for that.  However, they probably threadjack with talk about golf.

Ok...Ummmmm...Let me get this straight.

Clive is Persimmon.

Now I have to go find a reason to live.   :o
















(I knew)... ;)

For the record:

1. I am 6'1".

2. I am dreamy, especially when naked and irrespective of colostomy bag.

3. At this point, I've shared a private hotel room with RangerX, Uisce, and a third guy who has all but left FGI afterward.

4. The Rickhicks tryst was somewhat unplanned.  Really, when you're 6'1" and Hicks is, well, Hicks-sized, his mouth is bound to bump into the wrong part and wham, bam, thank you, midget, you've had an experience that will haunt you.  (You'll notice, Rick, that I've never attended another Desert Storm since that escapade.  In fact, I switched my flights and left very early the next day, skipping a Sunday round.)

5. Rock Barn was magnificent.  Exceptionally well maintained, thoughtful design (by Robert Trent Jones Jr., BTW).  RangerX is always fun to spend a day with, and bamafamily and soflahack turned out to be really nice guys.  Bama in particular tried hard to match my sarcasm, although I fear the effort took quite a bit out of the little guy.

6. I played like steaming dog *feces*.  The day: first tee, short-ish par-4, sand left and right, more bail-out left.  I fight a hook.  I aim for the fairway edge of the bunker right (something like 240 to reach), expecting my usual draw and having room for my also-usual hook.  The 5-wood is well-struck, starts out maybe two yards right of intended line -- a really good shot for me -- and never draws an inch.  Beached.  It pretty much went like that.  I teed off with 12 balls in the bag, and I was down to my last one by the 16th tee.  Lost it on 17, but found two in the water and used a Slazenger to get home from there.  Ranger has the card, but I think I shot around 187.

I knew Clive was Persimmon.  Good lookin' *fiddlesticks*er too.  I was way off.  I had him pegged as this dude.  You know, with being smart, and all.

Smite x10  [sm_disgust]

isnt that  dutchb?

then again, so does nati light

(http://lochgarman.com/misc/will-and-clive.jpg)

"It's not what it seems. We were just comparing shaft length and stiffness and figuring who has to give strokes to whom."

You just got karma bro!  ;D

[ dancing banana ]

LOL, I figured you'd be one to appreciate that Rick. ;)