GolfHos

My wife has been rocking the Facebook, and she drew me in.  So I register and set up an awesome profle, including this profile image:

I send her a friend-invite or whatever they're called.  Conversation ensues ...


I change the image to this:


I change the image again, to this:


I change the image yet again, to this:











I changed it again, this time to:

Not sure if this Facebook thing is really going to work out for me.

Ummm..... Good Luck with that :o

Your wife must be a saint.

Facebook:   [sm_disgust]


All the chicks at work are/were all about Facebook, 'til it got yanked at work.  Along with Youtube. [sm_pain] [sm_chairshot] Now it's personal.

Anyhoo.

Chicks at work:  stroh, you should totally do Facebook.
stroh:  No.
Chicks at work:  Why not?
stroh:   ::)
Dude at work:  Look at this:  This dude I haven't seen in forever knows this chick that knows this dude that I may know......

stroh:  That's why.

Chicks at work:  Come on.

whatever.

So I sign up. First *goshdarn* thing I see is Mr. X. wants to be your friend.

WTF??!!  This is the reason I didn't so it in the first *goshdarn* place!   What the hell kind of algorithm are they running?  Too *goshdarn* good I'll tell you that.

stroh:  yoink.  delete.

exit.

No Facebook here.

No facebook here either.  I spend enough time on golf forums as it is.

I finally signed up around the holidays.  I actually like it - got back in touch with a number of old friends.

Now I get to see which ones got fat, which ones are lesbians, who got lucky and married a hottie - then there's me, who hasn't done *feces* but live like a 20-something well beyond his expiration date  :-\

I don't do the myspace or the facebooks either. 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

In other words, every girl you dated.

LMAO @ this thread.

No Facebook here.

I pretty much echo Hobbit. Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.

I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. 8)

No one likes a show off!

Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck.

What about the pressure of knowing deep down you are indeed inferior to your spouse?  And it's only a matter of time before that fact eats at her until she can't hide it anymore.  That's why a nice high spiraling 45-50 yard punt with no return is the best.  You don't outpunt or underpunt your coverage and everyone is on an equal playing field a fair catch if you will.  You gentlemen are playing with fire IMO.  No rest for you guys trying to make your hotties happy.  Good luck with that.   [sm_devil]   ;D

First of all, Spacey, give yourself some credit man!! 8)

Secondly, Walfredo, in Canadian Football, there is no fair catch.  Every punt is returned.  There is no touch back, there is no dead ball.  The ball must be fielded and returned. ;)

Fair enough.  But a long punt past your coverage may look nice, but it opens you up to more risk if you don't cover it effectively. 

True.  And so far I haven't outkicked my coverage. ;D

I thank my lucky stars everyday.  I still don't know how I scored!  As far as I am concerned I won the LOTTO!

Come on you guys!! Take some credit! [sm_shock]

'fredo- one of the things I consider myself very lucky for is the fact that she's also extremely low maintenance. I have to spend very little energy ensuring she's happy.

dunk- don't get me wrong, she's lucky to have me too.  8)

Did Walfredo just say his wife wasn't particularly attractive?  Or did he merely call her a punt?  Oh, she's a catch ... but only a "fair" one.


I enjoy a trophy wife.  She's smart, beautiful, built like the proverbial brick *feces*house, is a great cook and mother, and everyone who meets her likes her.  And I'll take credit for the catch, too: I have a certain village-idiot quality that appeals to women in much the same way as kittens in a basket of yarn; I can select tasteful, quality diamonds without hesitation; and I'm totally whipped.

I knew someone would go there.  My wife's hot.  It's just that I'm hot too.  I think we are equal in outside beauty.  She has me beat totally in inner beauty though which is important.  She's smart and very hard-working.  She's great with people and is a great mother too.  All that stuff but a crappy cook.  I made that sacrifice out of love.

I wasn't good looking enough to be gay.

LMAO
 :o :o :o

i facebook  :'(

"If the only thing left of you was your smile and your gay pointing finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known."

hmmmmm.................

LMAO

In the interest of full disclosure, I poked Fuzzy a few days ago.








It changed my life.

I was poked on facebook once - his name was Tony.  I don't speak of it easily.

So, is he pokin' ya?

(http://www.canadacool.com/COOLFACTS/ONTARIO/ONTARIOPHOTOS/Mike%20Myers%20Publicity.jpeg)

I'm not on the interfacegooglebook so have not had the pleaseure of being poked

Although I've heard the experience referred to as warming

Weird.  I added Dyno as a friend on facebook and he left golfhos.  I added Spanky over there a little while ago and now he's gone here. [sm_scratch]

Add Clive.

 :lolspit:

you bastard!

 [sm_whistle]This is the trend...my only friend, the trend.

Friends (in ones)

(http://chart.finance.yahoo.com/c/1y/c/c)

 ;D

Fiend here.  [sm_wave] I just won't express it on Facebook.  Paranoia and all.

Well that and all the gratuitous men on men poking.

You better be holding some Mentos right now.

 [sm_thumbsup2]

Just kidding around with that graph.  I actually rarely use Facebook.  I only login if some sends me a message or a friend request.

I feel a little bad, though, because my friends put their lives on display on there, and I rarely add anything.
(http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/brandxpictures/l253/bxp66742.jpg)

I just poked my sister on Facebook  :o

Incest is best.

As I still cannot figure out why I can no longer access the site - it's either SBS 2008 or dys blocking my ip address - Facebook is where I spend my time.  It has been more fun than expected.  No spouses or siblings as friends, nor am I a friend of my wife's.  My FB time is with old HS and college friends only.

I do miss my time with my imaginary golfhos friends though.

Damn, I didn't know this was still going on.  Is there an error message when you try to reach golfhos?

Are you able to reach the mirror site:
http://www.dystopia.com/research/

What does poking me on fb?
Is it just a quick nudge, hi how are you going sort of thing?

That's what I assume.

Hey Dys, this is a pretty funny thread, I think it should go straight to classic threads, what do yo think. ;D

 [sm_thumbsup2]

Long live the "Classic Threads!"

I miss these days. ;D