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Title: Dammit!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 11, 2007, 02:48:15 PM
Now that I've warmed up a bit I'll share my lunch story.

Went out to my car which had maybe 4-5 inches of snow on it.  Carefully swept the snow away from the join between the door and the body of the car and opened the door.  No problemo. 

Grabbed my scraper/brush from the passenger floorboard and that's when genius struck.  I thought I'd start the car and warm it up.  Turns out I'd left the wipers on delay and right when I was backing out with the back of my neck exposed they made a pass and dumped a cubic foot of fresh Utah powder down the back of my shirt.   :-\ :(

I've been shivering for three solid hours.   :bricks:


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Aske on January 11, 2007, 02:50:46 PM
libruls always looking for the easy way out .   
 ;D


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Clive on January 11, 2007, 03:03:57 PM
I don't think I've ever seen an adult exit a vehicle ass-first.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stegerman on January 11, 2007, 03:06:13 PM
Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 11, 2007, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think I've ever seen an adult exit a vehicle ass-first.

Who you calling adult?


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 11, 2007, 03:09:41 PM
Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: TFT on January 11, 2007, 03:13:38 PM
Should have nuked it from orbit.

It's the only way to be safe.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stegerman on January 11, 2007, 03:15:14 PM
Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?

I live in Idaho. We're in this winter thing together. ;D


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 11, 2007, 03:16:59 PM
Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?

I live in Idaho. We're in this winter thing together. ;D

Must be cold up your way today.  North wind here and it's nasty full of flakey things.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stegerman on January 11, 2007, 03:18:04 PM
28* is the high today. Very sunny though.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: TFT on January 11, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
64º outside now.

Ice storms coming tomorrow.

Stupid weather.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: birdymaker on January 11, 2007, 04:24:37 PM
what is this "snow" you speak of ? [sm_snow]


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: spacey on January 11, 2007, 04:34:04 PM
LOL. If I had a dollar for every time I've done that, well let's just say I wouldn't have to worry about paying for my next bucket of balls in the spring.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: twoiron on January 11, 2007, 05:40:57 PM
I can only imagine what that's like..... actually no I can't... it doesn't snow here ;)


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stroh on January 11, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
what is this "snow" you speak of ? [sm_snow]

Smite.



Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Eagleone on January 11, 2007, 10:41:30 PM
Did that once in Alaska and it does wake you up!!


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stegerman on January 12, 2007, 07:27:50 AM
9* this morning. [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 12, 2007, 07:32:04 AM
9* this morning. [sm_disgust]

We're looking at lows close to zero over the weekend - in the valley.  And my wife wants to go skiiing.   :fish:


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: TFT on January 12, 2007, 08:36:55 AM
Ice storm on now.

It's like a storm....with ice.



Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Torpedo on January 12, 2007, 08:45:31 AM
Oops. :D 7º here.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: Eagleone on January 12, 2007, 08:47:59 AM
It was 48 here today and projected that for tomorrow but overcast and a little windy.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: dystopia on January 12, 2007, 09:28:59 AM
Last night might have been the coldest I've experienced since moving to California.

And we, being idiots, had our sprinklers come on overnight, so we've now created a nice deathtrap in front of our house with a sweet sheet of ice on our sidewalk.

Our inexperienced Californian dog wiped out and did a faceplant on the ice. [sm_snow]


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: stegerman on January 12, 2007, 10:57:26 AM
Ice storm on now.

It's like a storm....with ice.


Like This?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2005/08/24/ice_car_330_330x330.jpg)


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: TFT on January 12, 2007, 11:16:58 AM
Ice storm on now.

It's like a storm....with ice.


Like This?
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2005/08/24/ice_car_330_330x330.jpg)


Exactly like that. 

Except without the sea, cars, trees and the phallic looking thingy.


Title: Re: Dammit!!!
Post by: SilentKnight on January 12, 2007, 12:46:43 PM
Thats me trying to scrape the ice off the bottom of the door.
More exiting than you would think.