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operation was successful.


met up with  Uisce and Spacey tonight and shared in some dinner and drinks.   both do their fair share to counterbalance the  'utah vibes'.  conversations ranged from  local politics to football to work to you name it .   all in all, one thing was agreed on: stroh and his vikings are pansies.  [sm_devil]  j/k


but seriously, thanks for taking time out of your days guys [sm_beertoast].  it was a pleasure, and I'd be happy to do it again someday.  hopefully I at least somewhat retained my lean mean forum image in real life.  [sm_devil]

i had 4 rum and diets, and i must say, despite their slightly weaker than usual taste, I am feeling a decent little buzz come on ...

Don't worry Aske, I'll never spoil your online persona by telling anyone that you're actually quite pleasant in person.  ;) I agree, successful operations, the vikings are pansies, and Utah rum and cokes are weak.

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p.s.- sorry Jules, no one remembered to bring a camera so once again, no pics.

Next time order doubles ya weak arse libs!

Oh, oh - its all the bars fault - boo hoo.  Take some personal responsibility!  [sm_devil] ;)

I blame Ted Kennedy and the SEIU!!!

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Very enjoyable fellas.  Entirely worth missing out on yet another night of AV setup.  ;)  It's always a pleasure breaking in a MMMOTI virgin.   :o

Enjoy our fair city Doc.  In all its quirky glory.


That's the whole point ye monumental git!@!@!  It's Utah.  You can't order a double.   :D

Now there's some justified angst for ya. 

good to hear. [sm_buddies]
 so have you guys noticed that your *bunghole* deep in short sleeved white shirts and pocket protectors?  [sm_devil]

Aske actually exists?  I thought he was a computer bot.

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Well done.  I've been agreed upon as worse by better.  ;)
Next time, get a lay over in MSP.  :D

I just love stories about men meeting men on the interwebs.   :'(

I wore my standard fall uniform.  Long sleeved shirt, shorts and flip-flops.  My wife asked me as I walked out the door, "you're going dressed like that?"

I said, "I'm meeting doods.  WTF?"   ;)

No need to change out of your work clothes for something like that.

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Didn't that joint serve a Black Metal Uber Ale?

Not with his football picks.  ;)

;D

Awesome. 

Indeed.

Sounds fun boys! [sm_beertoast]

Nothing like meeting fellow Golfho's!

Fancy not taking a camera to mark such an occasion!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] ;D ;)

Think of the fun your little threesome could have had with it!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D




I forgot to mention that I had my first internet hook-up!!! ;D ;D ;D
Russell and I played golf with a guy from my Australian golf forum that I visit.
It was all very innocent and golf related, nothing sordid to report. ;D ;D ;D

You frequent other forums?   :crying:

Sweetie, it gets a bit boring when you lot are fast asleep, and it's just me and the spiders on here!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Fair enough.  You know, if you install a web cam, that may be interesting enough to stay up for.  ;)  ;D

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Web Cam!!!!!!!!!!  Would anybody here have the patience and time to explain it to me, plus the time and energy to tell me how to install it!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

We could be here for years on that one!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Well lord know I'm the biggest computer idiot here, but I remember hearing some quote about ends justifying the means.  I think it applies.

'Course, there's always Plug-N-Play models. [sm_naughty]

What on earth is a plug and play model!!!! ??? ???

Just buy an I-mac.  They have built in cameras for video chatting.  Of course you'll need broadband to keep up.

Whats an I-mac??????

Is an I-mac a whole new computer, or something that you add to your existing computer!

The Apple imac.  :D  'tis the shizzle!


(http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/greenimac.jpg)

 :shhh: Don't tell Aske about this, though.  He has this thing about Apple stuff.

I don't know if that is such a good idea, as it would take me all day to get ready just to go on the computer!!!!! ;D ;D
You know, what would I wear, does my hair look nice, have I got lipstick on etc, etc!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

See stroh's pic.  I have one and it is awesome.  You can literally take it out of the box, plug it in and be video chatting in a matter of seconds.  Unfortunately I know nobody with one to chat with so I've never used the feature.  

It's amazing!!!!!

I often wonder about everybodies accents!!! ;D ;D

I will be watching tv, hearing all the different American accents, and I wonder if somebody on golfhos sounds like the actor on tv!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Are you talking about iseekgolf.com? I used go to over there a bit, but most of them are complete twats. Most of the threads there are "Figs" threads. I hate verbatim regurgitation. ;)

Brad Pitt, i definitely sound like brad pitt. and look like him too, in an old, balding, fat, gray haired guy kinda way. [sm_laughing]

For some reason people imagine that I'd sound like Russel Crowe, but I think that time you saw me on TV I was in Paul Hogan mode ;D

I did visit iseek for a little while, an then I got an invitation to go to another one from some iseek people, well this new one had some really funny people in it, and some really nasty people in it!!!!! (Do you remember Jack from iseek!!!)

I have one.  Do you use ichat?

Jack? isn't he the one with Comic Book Store Guy as his avatar?

"that's naught ay knoife, this is ay knoife". ;) ;D

Thats the one!!

+1 for the effort there ;D

Is he as smarmy in real life?

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Thanks but that's not what I had in mind.   ;)   ;D  

Seriously, I've used it once with some friends that go to school in CA.  I have some friends that also have one but live a mile away so no need for it.  My brother has a mac and lives in TX now but we can just talk on the phone.  I know what he looks like.  

yeah, that was a serious WTF? ;D

Sorry, that was probably twoiron & I having a little natter about an aussie golf forum!!!!!
We knew what we were talking about, but nobody else did!!!! ;D ;D ;D

ehh, what's a little threadjack between friends?? ;)

Once you go black....

You know the rest.  ;-)

Well, getting back on topic, it depends.  Here in Utah, if there's penetration it's a class-B felony.  If she's the 14 year old daughter of your third cousin and you already have two wives you're home free.  The D.A. won't touch it.  If it's just rubbing your bits together through clothing it's only a mortal sin and absolution is only a large building fund donation away.

LMAO


For the record, my issue was with your y chromosome not your skin color.   8)

Just messing.  I know.

Can't order a double?  [sm_shock]  What kind of pinko commie land do you live in?  Move out - at once - do not pass go......

Hey Teed, ask Walfredo if he wants to smoke some weed with you via ichat......................he will most probably change his mind then!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ah, but the true irony is that we're one of the reddest of the Red States. Our version of conservatism, however, allows for the state to pass legislation to protect people from themselves if it happens to mesh with popular interpretation of moral standards. Up might also be down here, but I have insufficient evidence to support such a claim.

Communism, fascism, tomato, tomatoe 

(http://images.43things.com/consuming/14103s100.jpg)

.......So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Ahhhhh - the classics!  ;D

Oh - I'm aware of the deep red - I just couldn't resist the irony.

Add this: A friend of mine used to run at Bonneville every year. One year they were pitted in a section where things would look like they were rolling uphill because of the tilt of the lake bed. I put it down to a lifetime of sniffing methanol fumes, but now that you said that, I have to wonder...

All jokes aside (as I don't want to trivialize this) here's a description of how a friend of mine died four years ago next Tuesday.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4188/is_20030408/ai_n11385905

That's a lunar landscape out there.  It's weird chit.  We have pictures of the cross planted out there with those few inches of water still on the lake bed.  You literally can't tell which way is up.

I can only imagine what a couple of square miles of almost perfectly flat lake bed looks like with a couple of inches of water on it.

I've driven by it (and the other one where they actually race now, which I believe is in Nevada) and a few hundred yards up one of the access roads, and it is indeed spooky.

He said it was the damndest thing you'd ever seen: You'd put a tire down, and it would just start rolling very slowly, and it looked like it was going uphill. They tried to tape it, but it didn't come across.