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Title: My search term keyword analysis
Post by: Blader on March 04, 2009, 09:42:59 AM
As many of you know, one of my key duties is to maintain our highly popular, award winning corporate intergoogleblog

If one clicks about on our intergoogleblog enough, one can find a previously unknown link to compelling traffic data which can be exploited to make millions and millions of dollars, quite possibly enough to rescue our economy from Depression.  Or perhaps the data can be used to save humanity, life as we know it, & cetera & so forth.  Whatevs.

Here is a list of the search terms used to 'find' the Blader Industries, Inc., intergoogleblog via intergooglerogatory analysis:


   blader
   dealing with disgruntled employees
   jim rutz
   cirdingis recipe
   jacqueline bowers
   memo employee health insurance
   scientific human copulation video
   moment of man copulation image
   international man of leisure
   richard branson memorabilia
   masturbation training videos
   fearless leader blogspot
   how to present a case of ****ual harrassment in a memo
   martinez tragedy
   jenna implants
   rollout announcement
   we must never forget the fate of the passenger pigeon
   man mastrubation video
   ****ual harassment memo
   richard branson oratory style
   masturbation training
   evolution set back
   masturbation video
   disgruntled employees
   memo on ****ual harassment
   dealing disgruntled employees
   copulation
   masturbate a man video
   aftershave cologne blogspot comment
   blader of man
   copulation in man
   the bonobo knows
   jacqueline bowers actress
   copulatory imparative
   dust employees health and responsibilities
   richard branson leisure
   how do squirrels copulate
   global warming and leisure
   masturbating training video
   chechen chicken recipes
   the last man of leisure
   man of leisure
   nude portfolio
   force blader growth goal list
   dealing with a disgruntled employee
   international shocking news
   macgyver tricks
   masturbation video site:blogspot.com
   comeup industries inc
   globle blader

 


Title: Re: My search term keyword analysis
Post by: Spanky on March 04, 2009, 09:49:08 AM
That's strange. I've googled most of those, and some very recently, and I haven't come across your company. Maybe it was on page 2 or 3?


Title: Re: My search term keyword analysis
Post by: twoiron on March 04, 2009, 12:17:38 PM
In reviewing your list above, I note the following, and suggest that perhaps it is the reason that senor Spanky had difficulties in searching for, and locating your company:

1) search terms contained more than one word, and;

2) search terms contained more than one syllable

Perhaps you should revise your meta tags??


Title: Re: My search term keyword analysis
Post by: Spanky on March 04, 2009, 06:32:07 PM


2) search terms contained more than one syllable

 
Now wait just a damn minute. I get masterbate! Oh wait.......now I see.


Title: Re: My search term keyword analysis
Post by: Blader on March 05, 2009, 04:27:06 AM
Most of the time,the Blader Industries Inc., intergoogleblog pops up on page 32 or higher following a search term.  I assume this means that the people we attract are either madly desperate, or bored silly.

As for the intergoogleblog "popping up" when intergoogle users are looking for ways to enhance their masturbatory experiences, it seems to be related to this corporate memo (http://bladerindustries.blogspot.com/2007/11/corporate-memo-new-masturbation.html).

Weird how life works sometimes