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Title: tiger woods is god
Post by: birdymaker on June 13, 2008, 07:06:49 PM
that is all.  :D


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Clive on June 13, 2008, 07:20:47 PM
Is this perchance a SPOILER thread?  [sm_cussing]


(And don't give me that *feces* about not coming to a golf forum if I don't want to know golf results.  This is GOLFHOS we're talking about.)
 [sm_fingersx]


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 13, 2008, 07:41:02 PM
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That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Spanky on June 13, 2008, 07:42:47 PM
Aske is no longer here to challenge him so why not? He is good.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 13, 2008, 08:57:09 PM
The greatest player ever.  Hurt and rusty and in second place.  He does things which are simply not possible.

Disliking the hype and media and so forth is understandable.  But ignore all that and just watch the man play the game.  It's magic.  I feel fortunate to have the opportunity to witness it.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 14, 2008, 06:45:23 AM
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That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win.


 [sm_laughing]


So I take it he made the eagle putt on 3(13*)?

All I got to watch yesterday was his drive and approach on that hole.  :sad3:


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: birdymaker on June 14, 2008, 07:44:26 AM
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That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win.


 [sm_laughing]


So I take it he made the eagle putt on 3(13*)?

All I got to watch yesterday was his drive and approach on that hole.  :sad3:

dude. on the second nine, he made everything.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: spacey on June 14, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
The worst part about his abilities is all the "Tiger Roars" headlines.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 14, 2008, 09:27:27 AM
The worst part about his abilities is all the "Tiger Roars" headlines.

What about all the "Tiger Lurking" or "Tiger on the Prowl" headlines?


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: spacey on June 14, 2008, 09:29:14 AM
The worst part about his abilities is all the "Tiger Roars" headlines.

What about all the "Tiger Lurking" or "Tiger on the Prowl" headlines?
Yeah, those too. They're the Thursday and Friday headlines. He usually doesn't start roaring until Saturday.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Spanky on June 14, 2008, 08:37:37 PM
The worst part about his abilities is all the "Tiger Roars" headlines.

What about all the "Tiger Lurking" or "Tiger on the Prowl" headlines?
Yeah, those too. They're the Thursday and Friday headlines. He usually doesn't start roaring until Saturday.
And somehow he did.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Clive on June 15, 2008, 05:40:56 AM
Holy crap!  I tried to watch recorded coverage late last night (sitting down at 1130 PM to watch hours and hours of golf coverage probably isn't the smartest thing, I guess)..  Finally shut it off at 1 and went to bed, having fallen asleep twice.  Figured screw it, play was kinda dull, Tiger was already plus-3 for the day after only four holes and on pace for a smooth 86 ... and holy crap!


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2008, 06:38:13 AM
Holy crap!  I tried to watch recorded coverage late last night (sitting down at 1130 PM to watch hours and hours of golf coverage probably isn't the smartest thing, I guess)..  Finally shut it off at 1 and went to bed, having fallen asleep twice.  Figured screw it, play was kinda dull, Tiger was already plus-3 for the day after only four holes and on pace for a smooth 86 ... and holy crap!

Weird!  The exact same thing happened at my house last night.

Did you wake up when you felt beer spill on your belly too?


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Darla on June 15, 2008, 06:43:08 AM
Holy crap!  I tried to watch recorded coverage late last night (sitting down at 1130 PM to watch hours and hours of golf coverage probably isn't the smartest thing, I guess)..  Finally shut it off at 1 and went to bed, having fallen asleep twice.  Figured screw it, play was kinda dull, Tiger was already plus-3 for the day after only four holes and on pace for a smooth 86 ... and holy crap!

Weird!  The exact same thing happened at my house last night.

Did you wake up when you felt beer spill on your belly too?


[sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2008, 09:59:59 AM
Holy crap!  I tried to watch recorded coverage late last night (sitting down at 1130 PM to watch hours and hours of golf coverage probably isn't the smartest thing, I guess)..  Finally shut it off at 1 and went to bed, having fallen asleep twice.  Figured screw it, play was kinda dull, Tiger was already plus-3 for the day after only four holes and on pace for a smooth 86 ... and holy crap!

Weird!  The exact same thing happened at my house last night.

Did you wake up when you felt beer spill on your belly too?

One question: If you've been passed out long enough, is the beer warm enough to feel like you've pissed yourself?


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2008, 10:07:03 AM
Oh, ders no doot! 

Almost impossible to distinguish between the two.  You actually have to think for a minute, and then of course look around to see if anyone else is in the room.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Spanky on June 15, 2008, 10:09:09 AM
Dude.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: spacey on June 15, 2008, 10:23:47 AM
One question: If you've been passed out long enough, is the beer warm enough to feel like you've pissed yourself?

Almost impossible to distinguish between the two.

And given what stroh drinks, he might just be talking about the flavor.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2008, 10:27:47 AM
LOL


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
This could be on par with best T/J evar.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2008, 10:33:20 AM
One question: If you've been passed out long enough, is the beer warm enough to feel like you've pissed yourself?

Almost impossible to distinguish between the two.

And given what stroh drinks, he might just be talking about the flavor.

FYI (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/how-you-could-drink-your-own-urine-safely/)


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2008, 10:37:50 AM
LMAO!
+1


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 15, 2008, 10:42:44 AM
[refrains from posting yet another Dune reference]

[stroh and wikipedia thank me]


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: dystopia on June 15, 2008, 11:14:35 AM
LMAO  ;D


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2008, 01:45:59 PM
Hole 1 sure makes him look human though.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: twoiron on June 15, 2008, 02:04:44 PM
Long time listener, first time caller.....

I've always been a staunch Tiger and Stevie the wonder dog hater and after seeing some play today (round 3), he's moved up a notch to "meh".

Thanks


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: birdymaker on June 15, 2008, 06:26:32 PM
i rest my case.  8)


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Seamus on June 16, 2008, 06:07:59 AM
Wellllllllllllllllllllll he's not God but I'm pretty sure he has a direct line.

*edit*
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The greatest player ever.

He still has one...maybe two hurdles to clear before this label can be slapped on him, but I'm with ya'.

I'm still as happy as a little school girl at what I saw this weekend, amazing it is.

(searching for Mike Myers/Dieter images now).


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Fuzzy on June 16, 2008, 06:34:17 AM
Today is a day that for "pro" checklist of working out of a home office.

Unfortunately I have a 1:00pm customer meeting. It's only 5 minutes away and I'll be doing my best to keep it short and sweet. I just hope both play well and it comes down to the last few holes.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: Darla on June 16, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
Today is a day that for "pro" checklist of working out of a home office.

Unfortunately I have a 1:00pm customer meeting. It's only 5 minutes away and I'll be doing my best to keep it short and sweet. I just hope both play well and it comes down to the last few holes.

Warning:


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: gleek on June 16, 2008, 06:05:53 PM
"not giving away too much might be a.moot point if he's a past customer of lostgolfballs.com.


Title: Re: tiger woods is god
Post by: tdcoly on June 16, 2008, 06:15:19 PM
........Stevie the wonder dog........

Absolutely priceless!! [sm_thumbsup2]