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OK.  Its time for a little quizacle.  If this goes well, we might even expand it to a full scale testacle.


Today's question is......

Those of you who know me well know that I am often mistaken for Sir Richard Branson.  Many of the pictures below are images of Richard Branson, whereas one is an authentic image of myself.

Find the one of me, and you could win a private equity placement [(offer void where prohibited, must be 18 or older to participate, and blonde).

#1

(http://www.simonlewisphotography.com/images/Richard-Branson-photo.jpg)

#2
(http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/JAMAICA_JAMES_BOND_BRANSON_LON810.JPG)

#3
(http://www.digitaljournal.com/photo/050301Branson_NoCatch.jpg)

#4
(http://www.nickygreenwall.co.za/pics/Richard-Branson.jpg)

#5
(http://www.fazeteen.com/gallery/2006/lorraine.zander_richard.branson.jpg)

#6
(http://www.janaschilder.com/2005%20Visuals/BransonSuperheroW.jpg)

#7  JK!!!  LOL
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/madman_3.jpg)

#8
(http://www.chookooloonks.com/photos/uncategorized/branson.jpg)

#9
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200408/r27720_68851.jpg)

#10
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041101/041101_billionaire_vmed_4p.widec.jpg)

#11
(http://laweekly.blogs.com/style_council/images/img_0196_1.JPG)

Blader, I am beginning to think that you are a character made up from an existing member, of this forum, I have noticed you both have a few simiiar characteristic's............I have my suspicons on who you really are!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8)

I assure you that I am really me.

Now, please......care to hazard a guess as to which of those pictures is the authentic Blader?

Would it help if I told you nurses have always made me sort of hot and sweaty?

#8, on the left.

LOL!!!  No, I'm sorry.  But VERY good guess. 

No private equity placement for you!!

number 3 number 9 number 3 number 9 number 9 number 9 number 3
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number 9 number 9 number 3 number 3 number 9 number 9 number 9

watch out, or he'll introduce you to the wrong side of a baculum .

Well, I suck at these types of competitions.  I do, however;  tend to nail the secret case on Deal or No Deal.  Just a gift I guess.

The sad truth here is, slight of hand, except quite different.  Very different from, although, not that far removed from the simple "shell game". Again, only slightly different.

We will not win this contest, because we are not given an opportunity to choose the actual expose, photographique, up to, and including the Axl Rose look alike, and drink-a-thon.  Gosh, that had to be fun.  Manic depressive rantings following the event, I trust.

Having said that.  You have left ample clues, and the trail laden with crumbs.....It was no chore, to arrive at the destination.  The crescendo  men of your class call "End Game".

Two cups are up, sir.  I see what's in your palm.  (Oh, dear, I meant the ruse, the jig, the con.  The descriptive nature of my analogy, is well..........quite unintentional. You understand.)

I give you the reveal, and trust a man in your position to forward any equities due me.  I shall expect a call from your secretary, at the nights close.

 [sm_laughatyou]

Karma

I don't want to use the search engine until stroh wipes it off.

I know the answer but can't compete as after reading the fine print, I'm over 18 but am not blond.

#8 at the very top peering around the corner looking all shady like your stalking Richard Bronson. 

Found him .....Sea World

Keep coming (no pun intended) with all those HILARIOUS male ****ual organ jokes!! 

Please don't EVER stop!!!!

You REALLY have a talent there!!!!!

Well Richard is a *8==>*, so it makes sense.

Penis.

At first I was flattered by your apparent juvenile crush on me, so obiously manifested by throwing virtual rocks in my direction. Alas as with so many a misplaced affection, I find myself in the awkward position of having to have “that talk” with you. I can understand how a man in your position, having become accustomed people falling all over themselves when in your presence would become intrigued, nay infatuated when presented with the rare individual who does not. However natural this attraction may be, in this case, it is completely misplaced. A fellow golfho’er who pm’d me earlier about your sycophantic, obsessive musings phrased it best…kindly take your “hard on for me” elsewhere. The atmosphere here has no room for such antics. Either come out of the closet, as several here have discovered the freedom to do and pronounce your love, or move along. With all due respect...

Stegerman, I have like five guys PM'ing me to ask if you were directing this to Blader specifically or to Golfhos dudes more generally.  Several of them seemed kind of breathless, and most are wearing chaps, sleeveless mesh shirts, and the like; I'd appreciate a fast answer.

Golfhos is the Arena with the Love Patina. Come out, come out wherever you are.

I'll admit that Clive's avatar makes it move a little bit. NTTAWWT.

Where are you staying in Newport?

 [sm_naughty]

It's like pulling the pigtails of the girl you love.

 :D

That is SUCH a coincidence because I, too, have received 'PM' from fello Internets Users wondering why YOU seem to take such an interest in MY work!!!

So it would appear that what we have here is a CLASSIC misunderstanding.  A theater of irony, if you will.

Anyway, your wonderful picture of the fully erect Orca phallus got me thinking about just what kind of an impressive baculum such a magnificant species would have been divinely created with, so I did some googling on the subject matter, too.

Suffice it to say I haven't yet found exactly what I am looking for.

But, way back on the 8th or 9th google page, I did find something that I'M CERTAIN will interest you!!!

And so, as a way to offer that the too of us bury the hatchet between us, I yield to you the gift of a link to a website I have found, one possessing such vast and impressive resource for matters that appear so dear to your own interests, that I am certain you will be pleased to add to your bookmarks, if not make it your browser homepage.

Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn
http://www.phallus.is/