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Title: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: Fuzzy on October 31, 2007, 09:30:13 AM
I'm guessing Tony and Julie got their money's worth from their trip.  [sm_devil] 8)


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21560120/

Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380, has dashed the hopes of ****ual thrill-seekers planning to engage in amorous activity aboard the world's biggest jumbo jet.

The carrier said it would ask passengers on the A380 to refrain from **** while ensconced in one of its 12 first-class suites, which boast the world's first airborne double beds..............................

.................................."So they'll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne and then say you can't do what comes naturally?" Tony Elwood, who traveled with wife Julie in a suite aboard the inaugural flight, told the Times of London.

"They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters," Julie said. "I'd say they shouldn't really complain, should they?"



Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: stroh on October 31, 2007, 09:42:08 AM
They're trying to avoid moving  up to # 1. (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-5156.msg63938#msg63938)


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: twoiron on October 31, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
Interesting... seeing as Qantas let's it's hostesses get it on with passengers :o


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: stroh on October 31, 2007, 07:40:30 PM
Interesting... seeing as Qantas let's it's hostesses get it on with passengers :o

Link?


or, phone number?


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 31, 2007, 07:41:05 PM
Interesting... seeing as Qantas let's it's hostesses get it on with passengers :o

Link?


or, phone number?

Ray's got yer numbers.

kJZQkslDBjM


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: stroh on October 31, 2007, 07:42:57 PM
Yeah.





Probably so.


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: PaunchyBald on October 31, 2007, 10:13:38 PM
Yeah, Wampner.  I gotta see Judge Wampner...........


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: gleek on October 31, 2007, 10:24:20 PM
Interesting... seeing as Qantas let's it's hostesses get it on with passengers :o

Link?


or, phone number?

Ray's got yer numbers.

kJZQkslDBjM


About a hundred dollars. About a hundred dollars.


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: Spanky on November 01, 2007, 06:34:07 AM
Way off topic: we had a Reactor Operator on our sub that was dyslectic, borderline autistic. Imagine how that goes down.

Engineering Officer of the Watch: Reactor coolant leak! Scram the reactor, shut reactor coolant valves, secure reactor coolant pumps!
Reactor Operator: Yea, scram the reactor.
EOW: Reactor Operator, did you hear my last?
RO: Yea
EOW: Then scram the reactor!
RO: yea scram the reactor
EOW: RO if you don't scram the reactor we will die
RO: no don't want to die, wapner is on at 5:00
EOW: What!
RO: got to watch wapner at 5:00
EOW: Scram the *goshdarn* reactor now!
RO: yea scram the reactor
Electrical Operator: Get the *fudge* out of my way you rain man pansy! I'll scram the bitch!
RO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My reactor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Throttleman: I don't know about you jerk-offs but I'm gettin' out of this ride.


Title: Re: Mile High Club? Singapore Air says please refrain
Post by: dystopia on November 01, 2007, 01:13:04 PM
I just read another article about this that has a picture.  Impressive.
[sm_hump]


(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071031/2007_10_31t114204_450x309_us_****.jpg?x=380&y=261&sig=UR9eRDs2yphY9UwioHnbwg--)
A journalist inspects a double bed first class suite during a media tour of the Airbus A380 superjumbo after it landed at Singapore's Changi Airport October 17, 2007. Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380, has dashed the hopes of ****ual thrill-seekers planning to engage in amorous activity aboard the world's biggest jumbo jet. (Vivek Prakash/Reuters)