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Title: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Seamus on October 04, 2008, 08:49:54 AM So guess what they love having the new guys do!
:fear: I guess I must have dozed off during that class at the academy. Their are just some things you can't erase from your memory no matter how hard you try. Anyone (other than Clive Fenster), ever have to tell a naked man, lift "them" and then tell that naked man to turn around, bend over, and spread "them". :sad3: Anyone, anyone, Bueller? Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Fuzzy on October 04, 2008, 08:52:56 AM There was no way I wasn't going to check this thread out. ;D
My answer to your question is "No". Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: stroh on October 04, 2008, 09:06:39 AM LOL I have had similar job experience.
Did you ever think you would use the phrase keester a shiv? :D Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Aske on October 04, 2008, 09:07:34 AM do you make them wipe first?
whats the worst thing you've found up there so far? Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: stroh on October 04, 2008, 09:08:22 AM do you make them wipe first? whats the worst thing you've found up there so far? "Is that both of your hands I feel on my shoulders?" Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: gleek on October 04, 2008, 09:10:39 AM (http://www.hubbywishlist.com/images/fletch.jpg)
Moonnnnriver! Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: stroh on October 04, 2008, 09:12:22 AM LMAO!
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Spanky on October 04, 2008, 10:38:33 AM Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober?
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Seamus on October 04, 2008, 11:24:35 AM Quote Did you ever think you would use the phrase keester a shiv? LMFAO...ummmmmm...never.Quote do you make them wipe first? Ya' sure you want me to answer that, you want a mental of my visual?Quote whats the worst thing you've found up there so far? So far nothing (2 days 40 men), bump this thread in about a year. [sm_shock]Quote "Is that both of your hands I feel on my shoulders?" Thankfully no touching allowed, and that's a two way street.Quote Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober? sounds like a story for another thread. :oTitle: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: gleek on October 04, 2008, 12:02:57 PM Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober? That must have been a long cruise there, sailor. Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Jules on October 04, 2008, 01:53:30 PM It has only been a matter of time before we got this thread from Seamus. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Spanky on October 04, 2008, 07:26:02 PM Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober? That must have been a long cruise there, sailor. Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: twoiron on October 05, 2008, 03:18:35 AM Do they give you prison issue assless chaps to make the whole process seem not so clinical?
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Seamus on October 05, 2008, 05:42:52 AM Do they give you prison issue assless chaps to make the whole process seem not so clinical? Do you want 40 guys like this guy in assless chaps?Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Jules on October 05, 2008, 03:10:02 PM Well you never know Seamus, he might light Clive's fire. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Aske on October 05, 2008, 08:43:22 PM Do they give you prison issue assless chaps to make the whole process seem not so clinical? Do you want 40 guys like this guy in assless chaps?dear god, that is the gunt of all time Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Jules on October 06, 2008, 01:42:39 PM Hey I thought that you guys dreamed of having your own boobs, so that you could play with them all day. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: twoiron on October 06, 2008, 01:46:20 PM Hey I thought that you guys dreamed of having your own boobs, so that you could play with them all day. ;D ;D ;D When you've seen a bloke on a train playing with his man boobs, you realise that very possibly you should be very careful what you wish for. It's almost the most disturbing thing imaginable. Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: MFAWG on October 06, 2008, 02:25:55 PM LOL, I just opened that at work... [sm_disgust]
Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Seamus on October 06, 2008, 03:41:57 PM LOL, I just opened that at work... [sm_disgust] Welcome to my world, and your welcome.Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: twoiron on October 06, 2008, 04:17:05 PM Hey I thought that you guys dreamed of having your own boobs, so that you could play with them all day. ;D ;D ;D When you've seen a bloke on a train playing with his man boobs, you realise that very possibly you should be very careful what you wish for. It's almost the most disturbing thing imaginable. Then I found this: (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5qbwX9aylcJUiM:http://www.scheides.net/misc/pics/mooseknuckle.jpg) Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: Seamus on October 07, 2008, 06:05:35 PM Gawd help me, I just had to blow it up. I blame two iron entirely.
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Fun%20Stuff/mooseknuckle.jpg) Title: Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates! Post by: twoiron on October 07, 2008, 06:11:03 PM Gawd help me, I just had to blow it up. I blame two iron entirely. (http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Fun%20Stuff/mooseknuckle.jpg) You're welcome.. ;) |