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Title: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Aske on August 06, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jameson%20pregnant_1076527


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: spacey on August 06, 2008, 09:08:26 AM
lol.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: stroh on August 06, 2008, 09:09:58 AM
LMAO +1


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Blader on August 06, 2008, 09:17:18 AM
that reminds me, I've got her breast explants and need to post them for sale on ebay before her boobs get too big again


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Aske on August 06, 2008, 11:12:26 AM
(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/6180/predator1987hawkinsax5.jpg)


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Clive on August 06, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
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Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
Took us a long, long time to get pregnant ... and that's without going to the lengths of IVF, fertility drugs, etc.  I'm happy for her.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Aske on August 06, 2008, 12:50:34 PM
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Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
Took us a long, long time to get pregnant ... and that's without going to the lengths of IVF, fertility drugs, etc.  I'm happy for her.

*possibly non-parent *bunghole* mode engaged*

i dunno, seems really selfish to me to have kids that will be subjected to the lifetime of humiliation / etc that hers will

*possibly non-parent *bunghole* mode disengaged*


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: stroh on August 06, 2008, 12:50:41 PM
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Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
Took us a long, long time to get pregnant ... and that's without going to the lengths of IVF, fertility drugs, etc.  I'm happy for her.

Did you try watching Jenna Jameson movies?


just sayin'


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Clive on August 06, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
There was no problem scrambling the sorties.  Just an elusive target.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Blader on August 06, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
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Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
Took us a long, long time to get pregnant ... and that's without going to the lengths of IVF, fertility drugs, etc.  I'm happy for her.

Did you try watching Jenna Jameson movies?


just sayin'
Exactly. She's like a frigging 'how to' manual only on film


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 06, 2008, 03:04:39 PM
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Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilisation (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
Took us a long, long time to get pregnant ... and that's without going to the lengths of IVF, fertility drugs, etc.  I'm happy for her.

*possibly non-parent *bunghole* mode engaged*

i dunno, seems really selfish to me to have kids that will be subjected to the lifetime of humiliation / etc that hers will

*possibly non-parent *bunghole* mode disengaged*


Not selfish at all to want to have a child. I know exactly what she was going through.

To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.



Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Aske on August 06, 2008, 03:08:34 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

a fair point i suppose, but this is 'merka so i've learned not to expect much in the terms of decency and respect from people LOL


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 06, 2008, 03:22:29 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

a fair point i suppose, but this is 'merka so i've learned not to expect much in the terms of decency and respect from people LOL


I knew we'd get around to hatin' 'merka.  ;) ;D



Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 06, 2008, 06:20:40 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 06, 2008, 07:14:31 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]

Yeah I know. I'm not defending her. Just a soft spot for a kid who didn't have a choice of who his mom is and what/who she did for a "living".  :)


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 06, 2008, 07:20:37 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]

Yeah I know. I'm not defending her. Just a soft spot for a kid who didn't have a choice of who his mom is and what/who she did for a "living".  :)

It's easier if you just remember the kid's gonna be an *bunghole* or a *trollop* when he/she grows up. 

I'm a forward thinker.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 06, 2008, 07:22:35 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]

Yeah I know. I'm not defending her. Just a soft spot for a kid who didn't have a choice of who his mom is and what/who she did for a "living".  :)

It's easier if you just remember the kid's gonna be an *bunghole* or a *trollop* when he/she grows up. 

I'm a forward thinker.

Plus now that I think about it the kid also has a millionaire Mom (and possibly Dad).

*fudge* it, I'll join Aske on the dark side.

Eat the Rich.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Clive on August 06, 2008, 07:44:33 PM
Eat the Rich.
That's already occurred in numerous of her projects.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]
Don't know that I can completely agree with that statement.  "Anyone"?  Offer her some money and let me know how it goes for you.

Hell, guys here would nail pretty much any woman if the price were right (and some even if there were no payment received).


Show of hands: how many people here would recognize Marilyn Chambers if you walked by her in a mall somewhere tomorrow?  Linda Lovelace?  Do you think they even go by those names today?  Fifteen years from now, Jameson isn't gonna be shooting geriatric p0rn; she'll just be another ****-y mom in a minvan.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 06, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
"Pretty much anyone" obviously excludes internet forum hanger-outers.  Duh.

She's a skank.  Sorry, you're not going to get much traction with me vis-a-vis the youthful indiscretion brief.   ;)

And no, I don't fit the "guys here would nail pretty much any woman if the price were right" demographic.  YMMV.   [sm_shock]


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: spacey on August 06, 2008, 08:17:23 PM
Show of hands: how many people here would recognize Marilyn Chambers...?

I carry a digitally "aged" Ivory Snow box in my wallet just in case such an event ever takes place. I don't want to run the risk of missing her. What can I say? I loved her in Behind the Green Door.

Jenna looks too much like a lizard these days for my tastes.


Title: Re: is she gonna stand on her head for 9 months?
Post by: gleek on August 06, 2008, 10:29:50 PM
To your point, that's more of a reflection of those folks, and their parents, who are doing the humiliating/etc of a child because of who happens to be their mom and/or dad.

Well... the child's mom DOES *fudge* pretty much anyone for money.   [sm_dontknow]

Anyone? Doubtful.