GolfHos

Alcohol is no good for you, at all, ever.

Pics from a couple of months ago, when my mailbox tackled me after I was let out of the car that took me home.

Left arm.....

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Right arm.......

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Right leg......

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Head........

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Obviously most of the damage was restricted to my face but my kids still love me so I don't care.  I also have a 5 o'clock shadow there.


Clearly the driver of the car was at fault for dropping me off in such a dangerous place as my front yard.  Maybe I should have waited until he slowed down, we will perhaps never know for sure.

However, alcohol is bad girls and boys, just say no.

Look on the bright side.  Drinking alcohol makes you dance better, and irresistible to the babes.  It's worth it.

If Puttnfool says its wrong..... I don't want to be right. 

BTW, I am enjoying a Pyramid Snow Cap seasonal ale right now and dancing the Safety Dance.

Is your mailbox set on an ugly post?

Got to watch out tangling with those mailboxes -- that's a federal offense. ;D

It was majorly offensive.

Couldn't swing a club for a week.

I only say I don't drink when I am on FGI.  Here, I can confess that I like mojitos while reading "O" magazine.  Although I find Oprah to be a little too conservative and submissive to Stedman..

If I was any braver I'd post a pic of me and my dog in the snow, with a hat on.

Luckily, I'm nesh.

:)

Impersonation of 'members' is bannable.

I smite thee.

 ;D

Did I mention my favorite band is the Village People and I like to wear chaps?

Persimmon, your QC impersonation has sadly dropped off over time.

And what's this *feces* about no extra smite in 24 fuggin hours?

That's bogus.

 8)

It really is that simple.

That's the problem.

What is the solution?

Hey, it's not me.  I only impersonate spaceaqe and JDerion_.

Send in a formation of B-1's, B-52's, and B-2's and they'll finish the job in one sortie (combined).  I'm not talking about 1 bomb here, 1 bomb there, Spartan. I'm talkin' ALL of our B52's, B2's, and B1's... ALL at the same time. Level the freakin' place and be done with it.

I think you will find he recanted and said it might take 2, or more sorties.

HEHEHEHHEEHHE.

Musta got a ride in a convertible.  You look a little pale and windblown.

Nice pics though...pain is cool.

I'm Engrish, if I went home with that much colour they would be asking me if I missed Africa and was it my first time abroad.

I tan easily so my wife's relatives sometimes talk to me in tagalog.  My brother used to query me on my indian ancestry.

Hey I have a friend named Hassan in Africa. Do you know him?

He's a man of honour, right?  Then I doubt he knows TFT.

LOL

We should be sleeping...i have to werk for the man in the AM.  Serving the citizens of the District.  Maybe not for long because Hassan's gonna hook a brother up!  :)

I'm just impressed you 'spelt' honour right.

Dynamightyrollingman, no, I do not know him. 

However, his wife and I have danced many a fandango.

He'll hook a brother up alright!

You wouldn't find it funny how many people here knew someone, somewhere , once and have asked me if I knew them.

Well, maybe you would.

i didn't even know you were in africa [sm_dunno]

I'm not, but if I was, I still wouldn't know Arseannie.

Luckiliy for me, I'm in the utopia otherwise known as Oklahomo, where men are men and the women aren't.

It's all relative.

Lucky you didn't say WV, where their all related! ;D

Oklahomo can't be too far behind.

I'm just glad it isn't the arse bandit land known as Texass.

 ???

Here in Guam, I am considered an indigenous **** god.  My hip gyrations cause the locals to faint.  I am currently making some fitness dance videos.

I should check the armpits before you make a conclusion as to why they faint.

When I first stared viewing this post, I thought is was just a gimmick, for you to show the boy's your muscles!!!!!! ;D

There were muscles in those pics?

LOL, wondered how long it would be.

 :(

 [sm_rolling]

You obviously have no clue as I am very cleanshaven and scented.  Check out my eau de parfume.

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After fainting, they voluntarily throw panties into my collection basket.

What's the deal with the curtains?

Dunno, bathroom.

Not my barrow.

You should do something humane about them, seriously.

Didn't even notice we had curtains until you mentioned it.

 :)

 ;D

See how bad it for you kids, just say no.

<mumble grumble mutter swear>

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