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Title: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Aske on May 21, 2008, 08:27:54 AM
http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=6939112


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Torpedo on May 21, 2008, 08:42:24 AM
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8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.

Archery FTW. ;D


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: dystopia on May 21, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.

http://www.nameyourwang.com/  FTL [sm_anon]


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: stroh on May 21, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
I'm at about 60% on that list, but I barely shave and have puny legs anyway, so I guess It really doesn't apply.


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: hobbit on May 21, 2008, 09:43:53 AM
I was busted at The Big Lebowski  :-X



Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Aske on May 21, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
I was busted at The Big Lebowski  :-X



Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.








btw. ... author (and 'grown man') of article in question...
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1889/steveqb4.jpg)


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: hobbit on May 21, 2008, 10:11:36 AM
You're out of your element!



Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Spanky on May 21, 2008, 10:57:06 AM
Does quoting from Airplane! disqualify you too?


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Spanky on May 21, 2008, 10:57:25 AM
Or Blazing Saddles?


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: Clive on May 21, 2008, 11:20:37 AM
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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: gleek on May 21, 2008, 07:59:55 PM
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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.

I call yours Princess Sophia.


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: stroh on May 21, 2008, 08:02:04 PM
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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.

I call yours Princess Sophia.

The Stinger. ;D


Title: Re: guess i'm not a grown man
Post by: twoiron on May 21, 2008, 08:15:48 PM
14. Code words for ugly women.

Code words for ugly women are appropriate whether you're grown up or not, however getting older I no longer have the time nor the inclination to come up with a code word or any other random word to use when referring to an ugly woman. It's just far easier to say "Damn you're ugly!!" and be done with it (although not in the sense of doing it).