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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Fuzzy on November 25, 2008, 05:30:50 PM



Title: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Fuzzy on November 25, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
Well, the game was a complete blowout.

http://www.startribune.com/local/35084269.html

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While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State also were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.

Police say that a man and woman were "having relations" in one of the bathroom stalls as a crowd cheered them on.

The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.............

.................Both were intoxicated, said Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.

 :o




Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: twoiron on November 25, 2008, 05:43:46 PM
yet joining the mile hile club isn't a crime??


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: stroh on November 25, 2008, 05:54:27 PM
Oh!  Having relations!  I just love having relations.

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Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: gleek on November 25, 2008, 06:07:06 PM
What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: stroh on November 25, 2008, 06:09:22 PM
 [sm_laughatyou]  LMAO.   


Hey, I'm from Florida.  Although I can neither confirm nor deny that I was conceived in a bathroom.


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Spanky on November 25, 2008, 06:11:02 PM
I wonder if she is still his girlfriend.


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Aske on November 25, 2008, 06:26:47 PM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Fuzzy on November 25, 2008, 06:28:56 PM
What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).

0.

It's just everyone not from here that seem to "love" our public restrooms. Or maybe just from States that begin with the letter "I".




Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Larry Craig on November 25, 2008, 06:34:44 PM
What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).


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Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Clive on November 26, 2008, 02:56:49 AM
yet joining the mile hile club isn't a crime??
At times, the Luftwaffe was surprisingly progressive.



Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Blader on November 26, 2008, 06:05:33 AM
I wonder if she is still his girlfriend.

or his mother


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Jules on November 26, 2008, 12:12:16 PM
So you have bogans in Minnesota as well. ::)


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: twoiron on November 26, 2008, 12:51:06 PM
So you have bogans in Minnesota as well. ::)

Clarification for CONUS:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Gamma Pi on November 26, 2008, 02:45:41 PM
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A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
... undoubtedly with a fire hose.


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: campy on November 26, 2008, 07:27:49 PM
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006 8)


Title: Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
Post by: Darla on November 26, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
Isn't that what you boys refer to as pr0n!  ;D