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Title: I'm so smooth Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 25, 2007, 07:00:14 PM So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening:
Me: We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She: OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. [sm_headbang] Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: hobbit on May 25, 2007, 07:05:15 PM So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me: We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She: OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. [sm_headbang] Women are wily - I'd check the credit card upon your return from the round [sm_devil] ;) Just sayin Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 25, 2007, 07:06:46 PM LOL.
Yeah, $450 my ass. It'll probably cost me double that. But I don't care. :P Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: stegerman on May 25, 2007, 07:13:45 PM So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me: We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She: OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. [sm_headbang] Too easy. I'm with rick. You are sooooooooo screwed. Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Seamus on May 25, 2007, 07:14:56 PM Need a free caddy?
Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: gleek on May 25, 2007, 07:46:36 PM So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me: We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She: OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. [sm_headbang] You suck. But I'm impressed. Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Aske on May 25, 2007, 08:08:59 PM f.o.a.d.
:o Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: hobbit on May 25, 2007, 08:15:51 PM BTW Mr. Impressive - when are you playing Spyglass? :D
I usually have my fellow hobbits' back - but if you get to play both.... I'm issuing a contract on your ass [sm_devil] Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: spacey on May 25, 2007, 08:48:24 PM Do I hear rumblings of reactivating death squad regiments? At the ready.
Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Clive on May 25, 2007, 08:58:30 PM I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though.
Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 09:33:44 PM Well that was easy. ;)
Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 09:33:56 PM Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: hobbit on May 25, 2007, 09:52:11 PM I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though. "You did receive both men's right forefingers in the the mail, didn't you Tom?" Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: stegerman on May 26, 2007, 05:53:39 AM I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though. Too slow on the stem, huh? Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 26, 2007, 08:33:18 AM BTW Mr. Impressive - when are you playing Spyglass? :D I usually have my fellow hobbits' back - but if you get to play both.... I'm issuing a contract on your ass [sm_devil] Nope, a single round of golf while on the summer vacation. Family rule. 8) And don't you get all Lotho Sackville-Baggins on me. I know people. [sm_enguard] Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 26, 2007, 08:34:43 AM Do I hear rumblings of reactivating death squad regiments? At the ready. No souvenir logo ball for you. Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 26, 2007, 08:35:13 AM I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though. *goshdarn* pansies. Title: Re: I'm so smooth Post by: TFT on May 26, 2007, 10:57:53 AM I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though. *goshdarn* pansies. Ahhhh, The Judean People's Front, so much nicer than The People's Front of Judea, and (with only one member) The Popular Front of Judea. |