Title: Oh the tangled web we weave Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 14, 2007, 07:30:41 AM http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=462964&campaign=rss&source=soccernet&cc=5901
Quote [Stephen Ireland] cited the death of a grandparent - when in fact his girlfriend had suffered a miscarriage. ... 'Early on Monday morning I got a phone call from Stephen Staunton telling me that the FAI had discovered my grandmother in Cork was not dead. 'He wanted to know what was going on and I told him that there had been a mistake and it had been my father's mother. I told him her name was Brenda Kitchener, that she lived in London.' ... 'On Thursday, I got a phone call from Manchester City stating that the FAI had discovered that my grandmother, Brenda Kitchener, was also alive. 'I decided at that stage that I must tell truth and admit I had told lies.' That's some hard core bull*feces*ting right there. I'll give him 10 out of 10 for ambition. Maybe 2 out of 10 on execution. Title: Re: Oh the tangled web we weave Post by: campy on September 14, 2007, 07:36:57 AM (http://Campy.smugmug.com/photos/195508470-M.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh the tangled web we weave Post by: Fuzzy on September 15, 2007, 07:50:52 AM [sm_shock]
Sorry Grandma(s), indeed. |