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Title: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: Clive on February 10, 2007, 11:46:05 AM
Stumbled upon this (figuratively) and it just struck me as funny:

Developed at the University of Bristol, U.K., the Bristol stool form scale is a recognized, general measure of stool consistency or form. Using this scale, you can help your physician sort out patterns or changes in bowel habit. Remember, this is intended as a general, not exact, measure. Use this guide to complete your diary and worksheet, and share the information with your physician.

(http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png)


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: campy on February 10, 2007, 11:52:27 AM
I had a perfect type 4 going this morning when it suddenly and somewhat painfully turned to type 6. ???  Care to diagnose this for me?


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: Fuzzy on February 10, 2007, 11:57:21 AM
Clive - you're beginning to worry me with these things you "stumble" upon..... ;D


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 12:23:40 PM
I think I can identify the types, at a push.


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: birdymaker on February 10, 2007, 12:25:35 PM
Clive - you're beginning to worry me with these things you "stumble" upon..... ;D

oh he's definitely stumbled across some stool in his day. [sm_deadhorse]


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: Aske on February 10, 2007, 12:26:35 PM
i like to just have one for each day of the week


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: Salamander on February 10, 2007, 12:42:20 PM
(http://image.compusa.com/prodimages/8/7b84df05-d10d-4448-9036-b936f8291bcf.gif)(http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/100854_front200.jpg)

This assignment is now yours!


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: spacey on February 10, 2007, 02:14:37 PM
I had a perfect type 4 going this morning when it suddenly and somewhat painfully turned to type 6. ???  Care to diagnose this for me?
In my professional opinion this sounds like a classic case of the beer *feces*s.


Title: Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
Post by: Jules on February 10, 2007, 03:40:34 PM
What's wrong Clive, haven't you been eating enough fibre!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D