Title: Police are funny Post by: Eagleone on January 03, 2007, 03:59:26 AM A friend sent this to me and no I didn't run by snoopes just thought it was funny...
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket" #8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #4. "Just how big were those two beers?" #3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here. Title: Re: Police are funny Post by: TFT on January 03, 2007, 04:09:33 AM #4. "Just how big were those two beers?" It's always 2 (a couple) of beers. That's the law, apparently. Title: Re: Police are funny Post by: MP on January 07, 2007, 01:39:21 PM LOL! those were great!!!
I actually got caught in a sobriety checkpoint last night after a few. Chitchatted with the deputy about unincoporated areas and sheriffs patrolling the area despite the city having its own police department. Got waved through just fine. :) Title: Re: Police are funny Post by: Torpedo on January 08, 2007, 08:07:32 AM Some good ones. :D
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