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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 02:52:33 PM



Title: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 02:52:33 PM
He hasn't been here for nearly a week!
Nobody has upset him, have they?


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: dystopia on February 25, 2007, 03:03:08 PM
I don't know.  [sm_dontknow]

He used to play baseball, right?  Maybe he received an invitation to Spring Training?


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Dirtyboy on February 25, 2007, 03:35:29 PM
Maybe his Karma was too high?  I promised to smite him when I get 20 posts.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Torpedo on February 25, 2007, 03:43:11 PM
Wishicouldhit scared him off. ;) :D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Torpedo on February 25, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
Maybe his Karma was too high?  I promised to smite him when I get 20 posts.

lol, :D and you only need one more post.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 06:56:52 PM
Wishicouldhit scared him off. ;) :D

Your getting a bit too cheeky there, Torpie-boy!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 25, 2007, 07:11:28 PM
I suspect outstanding warrants or spontaneous combustion.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: birdymaker on February 25, 2007, 07:43:42 PM
who?


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Aske on February 25, 2007, 07:44:53 PM
overdose on chatauqua


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: spacey on February 25, 2007, 07:48:32 PM
syphilis


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
You boys are T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E!!!!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 25, 2007, 09:16:28 PM
I killed him, finally. Now I am your champion.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 09:18:05 PM
I killed him, finally. Now I am your champion.
We need proof!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 25, 2007, 09:33:34 PM
I killed him, finally. Now I am your champion.
We need proof!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Absence of evidence is not evidence of me not killing blader violently.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 09:36:40 PM
I am sure a man of your many talents and skills, would be able to provide a photo of the evidence!!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 25, 2007, 09:52:36 PM
Ok, fine. He's the 11th one from the right. I wasn't sure which one was blader, so I didn't leave anything to chance.



Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 10:22:03 PM
The spoiler picture didn't work, you will have to do it again!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 25, 2007, 10:25:33 PM
Worked for me. On second thought, I probably got owned again.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 25, 2007, 10:27:59 PM
It worked!!!!!! ;D

Well, that looked good enough for me.

"Hail, the new King"!!!!!!!!!! [sm_bow] [sm_bow] [sm_bow] [sm_bow] [sm_bow]


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Eagleone on February 26, 2007, 01:03:26 AM
Wow a hostile take over that was successful....


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Blader on February 26, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
not so fast.......


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 26, 2007, 08:42:23 AM
not so fast.......
The real blader, RIP,  would have made a much more interesting comment.

Nice try, whoever you are.  ::)


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Blader on February 26, 2007, 09:03:12 AM
Look, I'm kinda busy right now.....too busy to get into this sort of thing.

I'd say something deep like, "the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated" but A) somebody already came up with that one and B) our guerrilla market testing indicates the internets, especially the golf internets subsectors, aren't exactly ready "to get" that sort of classic rhetorical flourish, anyway.  I mean, today is just not one of those days that I'd be all that interested in creating a wrinkle in the fabric of the internets.

Let me just comfort our customers and shareholders alike with the assurances that Blader Industries, Inc., is alive and well as a fully independent multinational conglomerate of horizontally integrated subsidiaries, as I dictate this hello from my private washroom to my secretarial pool, working on the penthouse suites at One Blader Plaza on a grand spring day in the mercantile capital of the southern USA.

No death squad has been harmed during the production of this public service announcement.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Spanky on February 26, 2007, 09:52:24 AM
When you are done in the "washroom" would you like a towel or do you just want to use my shirt?


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Torpedo on February 26, 2007, 11:23:06 AM
Worked for me. On second thought, I probably got owned again.

Didn't learn your lesson on hotlinking? ;) :D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 26, 2007, 12:34:32 PM
Blader!!!!............Your Alive!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That JDerion, is bloody sneaky buggar!!!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil]

He showed us pictures, and everything, to prove that he killed you!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Dunk on February 26, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
He was probably simply too busy moderating the "Help and Site Suggestions" forum.



Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Blader on February 26, 2007, 02:25:00 PM
He's more of a menace than he is sneaky.  JMO.

I mean, did you see that one he wrote about taking an 18 hole walk in a snow storm with a metaphorical 5wood?

If that isn't a veiled attempt to communicate with blood thirsty jihadists then I'm  Dawn Elizabeth Sewell.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Eagleone on February 26, 2007, 11:17:56 PM
Wow - still setting at karma +5 I see.....


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: JDerion on February 27, 2007, 06:21:23 AM
You guys will fall for anything. His attorney is probably posting off a script that blader left for him, and clearly this guy is not up to snuff.


Title: Re: What has happened to Blader?????
Post by: Jules on February 27, 2007, 12:08:33 PM
Blader, I don't think JDerion was trying to communicate with bloody thirsty jihadists, so that means..........OMG [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock].........it was YOU, having ****, with a MAN, in a plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o.