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Title: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 10, 2008, 12:44:14 PM Blader Vest & Plus Fours Karma: 14 [applaud] [smite] Posts: 847 Offline Offline Mortal Sins R Us View Profile WWW Personal Message (Offline)Ignore this user Re: Later, golfhos « Reply #15 on: Today at 08:00:06 AM » Reply with quoteQuote I refuse to believe a PhD in chemical engineering from one of the premier engineering schools is unemployable. Particularly given the likelihood, though truly hard to know for sure on any intertube commmunity, that your first language is not arabic or an arabic derivative. It's not like your degree is in cosmology or evolution or other such useless disciplines. Overall, I agree with what Hamsom Proudfoot says above, don't be afraid to start in the sweatshops and work your way up. When he ran the firm, my Daddy gave me such a first job when I graduated from college with my 2.00019 GPA and a Bachelors of Leisure Studies degree, as Executive VP for Research and Development. Now when I think about it, it amazes me how I stuck with it: If I can say so myself, it was a humble beginning, with only a mid 6 figure salary, annual bonuses and stock options that were so embarrassingly low I rarely ventured into the men's lounge at the club for fear the topic might turn to the subject, plus only two secretaries and perhaps worst of all, a washroom I had to share with someone else in the executive suite. If it weren't for the corner office with floor to ceiling windows on two sides, I very well could have gone someplace else and completely missed the boat to Successland. But I learned my lessons of perseverance and developed a keen work ethic from the struggle, one that I intend to pass down. For example, my own progeny won't get to sniff their trust funds until after their 17th birthdays. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 10, 2008, 03:35:48 PM Is it appropriate that the Moderator of such thread only has Dial-Up internets? :D Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: gleek on June 10, 2008, 05:52:42 PM It's inappropriate for anybody to have dial-up.
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Spanky on June 10, 2008, 06:48:48 PM What's dial-up?
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Darla on June 10, 2008, 07:24:15 PM Is this dial up:
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Darla on June 11, 2008, 09:35:04 PM Is this dial up: Well my other half thought that would be funny, however I think it belongs under this link instead: http://www.golfhos.com/topic-8144.msg99210#msg99210however, this might be dial-up! Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 12, 2008, 01:44:30 PM This does bring one thing into new light. Susan Lucci sure is one persistant bitch. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: JDerion on June 12, 2008, 05:48:58 PM Take this *feces* to your own section. You're on my turf.
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: spacey on June 12, 2008, 10:29:29 PM Take this *feces* to your own section. You're on my turf. I nominate this one.Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: gleek on June 12, 2008, 11:14:36 PM I nominate this (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-8368.msg101225#msg101225) one. Susan.Lucci.surrenders.
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 13, 2008, 05:11:23 AM LOL!
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 14, 2008, 01:43:36 PM Why don't you go back and just watch the hell out of The Irish Open, you mick *fudge*. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 15, 2008, 02:10:58 PM Last time Clive started talking about clip-ons I didn't sleep for three nights straight. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 19, 2008, 01:36:45 PM The other day I wore ass-less chaps over my kilt. [sm_thankyou] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Torpedo on June 19, 2008, 03:45:28 PM Firefox 3 Released! Forget about "post of the year" that qualifies for "best post ever", well at least until Firefox 4 goes live. ;D. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Seamus on June 19, 2008, 06:03:21 PM Firefox 3 Released! Forget about "post of the year" that qualifies for "best post ever", well at least until Firefox 4 goes live. ;D. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Torpedo on June 19, 2008, 06:05:21 PM [sm_sleepy1] You know it's good if Seamus doesn't care about it. :P Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: dystopia on June 19, 2008, 06:32:04 PM [sm_sleepy1] You know it's good if Seamus doesn't care about it. :P :watchingyou: Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 19, 2008, 06:34:49 PM I don't care what spacey says about anything. Does that make things good?
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: gleek on June 19, 2008, 06:37:12 PM Did I already say this thread sucks?
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 19, 2008, 06:42:10 PM Dude.
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: spacey on June 19, 2008, 06:54:13 PM I don't care what spacey says about anything. Does that make things good? You guys don't see how he talks to me when we're alone.Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 20, 2008, 01:21:58 AM Will you asshats^%$^%$ stop nit-picking etc etc in my post of the year thread, this is your last warning............... [sm_devil] [sm_devil]
Or be prepared for "The Wrath of Jules". [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Remember, I am a moderator now. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Don't think I will be a big wuss like that JDerion, I mean business. [sm_devil] :P :P Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Spanky on June 20, 2008, 04:37:27 AM Will you asshats^%$^%$ stop nit-picking etc etc in my post of the year thread, this is your last warning............... [sm_devil] [sm_devil] You have no power here! You're idle threats mean nothing in this part of the forum! You just try to bring on the :airquotes: Wrath :airquotes: and moderate me to some really bad place where I have to listen to you swoon over stroh and stroh acting all "yea I'm cool". Or be prepared for "The Wrath of Jules". [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Remember, I am a moderator now. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Don't think I will be a big wuss like that JDerion, I mean business. [sm_devil] :P :P Oh wait, already there. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Torpedo on June 20, 2008, 06:23:59 AM Remember, I am a moderator now. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Not in this sub-forum your aren't. ;D Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Seamus on June 20, 2008, 06:41:10 AM (perceived) absolute power FTW
;D Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 20, 2008, 07:39:52 AM (perceived) absolute power FTW ;D (http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/supporting-cast/uncle-ben.jpg) Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on June 22, 2008, 03:56:45 PM Will you asshats^%$^%$ stop nit-picking etc etc in my post of the year thread, this is your last warning............... [sm_devil] [sm_devil] You have no power here! You're idle threats mean nothing in this part of the forum! You just try to bring on the :airquotes: Wrath :airquotes: and moderate me to some really bad place where I have to listen to you swoon over stroh and stroh acting all "yea I'm cool". Or be prepared for "The Wrath of Jules". [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Remember, I am a moderator now. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] Don't think I will be a big wuss like that JDerion, I mean business. [sm_devil] :P :P Oh wait, already there. I think you'll find that's Your Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 23, 2008, 01:36:44 PM [atypical stroh] A: I did not hear the comments live so I have only the article to go on. B: I am normally as anti P.C. bull*feces* as the next guy, but not on this. Miller put his foot in his mouth and *fudge*ed up plain and simple. His arrogance and pompous attitude got ahead of him and now he looks like the *8==>* he is. I don't care who you're talking about, or in what context, you cant say this: Quote Miller: about someone who is tied for the lead, and taking the worlds number one player to 19 *goshdarn* holes of playoff major championship golf! Even if it is the...... Man working class regular Joe blue collar scratch and claw. Good for him context.“looks like the guy who cleans Tiger’s swimming pool.” Bull*feces*. Think if the names had been reversed. It damn near got Tilghman fired. This man is a 23 year tour veteran with 5 wins. And.......... Quote Miller: “guys with the name of Rocco don’t get on the trophy, do they?” What the *fudge* does that mean? Only guys with names like Chancellor Stickuphisassington the third can win major championships? Hey Johnny. Alert the media: I can show you four different trophies with the name Tiger on them 14 *goshdarn* times. They don't do that, do they? You idiot *fudge*. I think if anything this in someway vindicates Tilghman. Everybody's human, and it's easy to *fudge* up on air. He did *fudge* up. I used to care for Miller in much the same way that Aske shared love for Jim Nantz. I like him even less now. [/atypical stroh] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Spanky on June 24, 2008, 06:52:03 PM I notice you have nominated 3 posts from stroh. No favoritism or anything going on is there?
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 25, 2008, 12:27:15 AM I notice you have nominated 3 posts from stroh. No favoritism or anything going on is there? Nup, I pick them, as I see them.Then again, Stroh is one of the funniest men on the internet, so we will probably see a few of his post's here. ;) 8) ;D Anybody else feel free to nominate any post that you think is great/good/all right/ so so etc. ;D Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 25, 2008, 05:54:47 AM I notice you have nominated 3 posts from stroh. No favoritism or anything going on is there? Hey. You're the one getting the new trophy rack. This is all I got. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on June 25, 2008, 02:25:00 PM I'm not much of an equipment guy ::) So much for Jules' fantasies. [sm_rolling] Ok, I was being modest. I'm your big shaft guy. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on June 25, 2008, 03:46:54 PM Jules, so what you're saying then is that this Forum is essentially about nominating the "Funniest" posts??
If that's the case, doesn't that discriminate against those golfhos who for whatever reason just aren't funny?? For example, by not nominating any posts from our German Golfhos, you're just perpetuating the stereo type they really just don't have a sense of humour... By the way I thought that was rather droll... Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Aske on June 25, 2008, 04:16:10 PM jules = award nazi
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Clive on June 25, 2008, 10:18:45 PM Jules, so what you're saying then is that this Forum is essentially about nominating the "Funniest" posts?? (http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/723/notamusedwv8.jpg)If that's the case, doesn't that discriminate against those golfhos who for whatever reason just aren't funny?? For example, by not nominating any posts from our German Golfhos, you're just perpetuating the stereo type they really just don't have a sense of humour... Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on June 27, 2008, 11:33:33 AM Brilliant!
Ha Ha Clive. pwn3d. Hard to tell from the small size -- is that your finger or your *8==>*? All for you. To be clear: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/middle-finger.jpg) Or angry: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/cash-finger.jpg) Cute: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/kid-middle-finger-3.jpg) Spunky: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/couricfinger_3.jpg) Presidential: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/George_Bush_Middle_Finger.jpg) Devout: (I'm going to hell anyway, don't worry) (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/christ-middle-finger.jpg) A Tough Guy: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/ditka-finger.jpg) Funny: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/jimcarr.jpg) ****y: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/tomb_raider_angelina_jolie.jpg) And finally - Troubled: (http://www.golfinguy.com/pics/niravna-finger.jpg) Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 30, 2008, 07:29:29 PM I read that too. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: gleek on June 30, 2008, 08:23:57 PM I read that too. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on June 30, 2008, 08:27:28 PM Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on July 01, 2008, 12:27:24 AM Clive, don't go to Canada this week. :o Don't worry -- I'm well aware of my Bea allergy ...Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Aske on July 01, 2008, 08:00:37 AM Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on July 13, 2008, 02:25:43 PM Rumor has it there was once a smokin' hot caddy :airquotes: looping :airquotes: at Bandon and garnering exponentially higher tips. Considering one's options in Bandon I would venture to suggest she wouldn't even have to be all that smokin' hot. I mean seriously.......... Multiple Choice: A) Clive B) Uisce C) hobbit D) Smokin' hot female caddy E) Average lookin' female caddy F) Laura Davies Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Aske on July 13, 2008, 02:32:04 PM :sad3:
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: gleek on July 13, 2008, 05:13:38 PM :sad3: Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a hug? Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Aske on July 13, 2008, 07:38:17 PM :sad3: Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a hug? yes [sm_devil] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on July 13, 2008, 08:00:48 PM :sad3: Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a hug? yes [sm_devil] LMAO Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: dystopia on July 13, 2008, 08:58:17 PM LMAO. How does one nominate a post that's already in this thread.
Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Clive on July 14, 2008, 07:19:43 AM :sad3: Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a HTFU?Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Walfredo on July 28, 2008, 12:57:55 PM Was meaning to nominate this one. Still LMAO when I read it. I told my brother who has played in some jazz bands this one and even he LOL'd.
I think the pretentious people who go there and stand for ten minutes waiting for a coffee and then pay nearly $10.00 bucks for a freakin cup of coffee are just as bad. What is the big deal, it is only coffee. ??? It's *feces* coffee anyway. I don't know about pretentious, the Starbuck$ out where I live is mostly frequented by Tradies, Bogans, dumbasses and *8==>*heads. If you wear a suit into one of these places they look at you funny, because you're not wearing either: a) a flouro high vis vest b) tracky dacks c) moccasains I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on July 28, 2008, 01:36:46 PM did you throw some cat on the barbie ? [sm_devil] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on July 28, 2008, 01:45:16 PM Tell your son I worked on FS slash grinds and rock to pivots (old school) this morning, LMAO.... I'll try. He's 13. Some days he listens to me. Other months he doesn't. Quit starting sentences with: "Remember how in Dune......" Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on August 03, 2008, 09:08:05 PM Card or no card, I'm not screwin' this guy. (http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/08/01/amd_safe-****-card.jpg) Wouldn't that imply a degree of ghey? Oh... yeah... [sm_anon] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: spacey on August 07, 2008, 10:40:00 AM LOL! Real men of genius Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy. Mister barnyard masturbator guy Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts. You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living! You're not using enough lube. While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands. Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'. So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh. The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck. And that's no bull. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Seamus on August 07, 2008, 12:06:08 PM LOL! Real men of genius Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy. Mister barnyard masturbator guy Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts. You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living! You're not using enough lube. While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands. Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'. So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh. The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck. And that's no bull. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on August 11, 2008, 03:23:46 PM Speaking of "How Hard Is It ... ?", check out the image in the related article: LOL George Costanza FTW! Fast Food Nation huh? UV? I dunno. Apparently I do need to change the way I order a steak. Used to be "Clip the horns, wipe it's ass, and throw it on a plate." May need to be more careful. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on August 12, 2008, 06:13:11 AM Hey Aske....your turning into somebody with the name starting with "_" with all the smiley/shocked/etc faces. ;D :P ;D Next thing, he'll be prefacing the shocked faces with 'YIKES" Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on August 12, 2008, 06:17:19 AM Now every time spacey masturbates someone clubs a baby seal. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on August 18, 2008, 08:43:20 PM They look like something that Gene Simmons from Kiss, would have worn on stage. ;D You're just *goshdarn* with me now, right?Dude. She had The Brothers Gibb. Kiss was for the girls that later in life get invited out to mining colonies. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on August 24, 2008, 02:04:23 PM which dinosaur 1st evolved a baculum ? Copulasaurus Rex. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on August 29, 2008, 08:46:53 AM lol at this old VPILF (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-8638.html) thread. VPILF! [sm_laughing] [sm_rolling] Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: dystopia on August 29, 2008, 10:15:56 AM lol at this old VPILF (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-8638.html) thread. VPILF! [sm_laughing] [sm_rolling] Move to strike. It's not original. I read it on a blog comment. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on September 28, 2008, 01:02:08 PM Should I be surfing here with the filter off? Yes. But if Clive is with you then it's no way. Quote Should I be surfing at all? I say yes if you are not disturbing anyone. Quote Should I not listen to some of the songs on my phone? Only Motley Crue's "Shout at the Devil" Van Halen's "Running with the Devil" is unacceptable. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on November 05, 2008, 07:15:12 PM You'll also be happy to learn that I am passing on all of the marvelous knowledge I have amassed on the operation of the intertubes on to Jules. Only I'm doing it very slowly. Mainly because I plan to send most of it in book form that I'm authoring. "How to operate a P.C: For Julies." "How to successfully operate the InterGoogles: For Julies." "How to buy, install, and operate a webcam to send naked pictures to stroh: From Julies" Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on November 07, 2008, 01:15:25 PM You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.But let me check my Golfhos Sperm Database and get back to you. They put you in charge of the Golfhos Sperm Bank, I thought that Stroh and his fleshlight would be HEAD of that bank! Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Jules on January 05, 2009, 01:15:02 PM LMAO. I'm conflicted. I like Gatorade. I hate the Gatorade commercial where they (KC) drinks it to beat MN to win the SB. I'm from Florida, and a Gator fan. I like Tiger because, among other things it pisses Aske off. I'm conflicted. Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: twoiron on January 05, 2009, 01:27:05 PM LMAO. I'm conflicted. I like Gatorade. I hate the Gatorade commercial where they (KC) drinks it to beat MN to win the SB. I'm from Florida, and a Gator fan. I like Tiger because, among other things it pisses Aske off. I'm conflicted. Jules posting an early entry for Post of the Year.. By the way did we decide on a winner for Post of the Year 2008? Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: spacey on January 05, 2009, 02:36:31 PM LMAO. I'm conflicted. I like Gatorade. I hate the Gatorade commercial where they (KC) drinks it to beat MN to win the SB. I'm from Florida, and a Gator fan. I like Tiger because, among other things it pisses Aske off. I'm conflicted. Jules posting an early entry for Post of the Year.. By the way did we decide on a winner for Post of the Year 2008? I believe there is only one clear choice: http://www.golfhos.com/forum/index.php/topic,8172.0.html Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: dystopia on January 05, 2009, 08:31:56 PM LMAO. I'm conflicted. I like Gatorade. I hate the Gatorade commercial where they (KC) drinks it to beat MN to win the SB. I'm from Florida, and a Gator fan. I like Tiger because, among other things it pisses Aske off. I'm conflicted. Jules posting an early entry for Post of the Year.. By the way did we decide on a winner for Post of the Year 2008? I believe there is only one clear choice: http://www.golfhos.com/forum/index.php/topic,8172.0.html LMAO. Who knew a Gomer Pyle thread could provide pleasure for so many? Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: Aske on January 06, 2009, 08:38:50 AM LMAO. I'm conflicted. I like Gatorade. I hate the Gatorade commercial where they (KC) drinks it to beat MN to win the SB. I'm from Florida, and a Gator fan. I like Tiger because, among other things it pisses Aske off. I'm conflicted. Jules posting an early entry for Post of the Year.. By the way did we decide on a winner for Post of the Year 2008? I believe there is only one clear choice: http://www.golfhos.com/forum/index.php/topic,8172.0.html LMAO. Who knew a Gomer Pyle thread could provide pleasure for so many? Shazam! Title: Re: Nominations for Post of The Year. Post by: stroh on January 06, 2009, 08:44:22 AM (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/shaq_kazaam.jpg)
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