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Title: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 20, 2007, 07:47:20 AM http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_6417802
Do I know that guy? Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: stroh on July 20, 2007, 08:28:00 AM :crying: I'm so proud!
[sm_buddies] Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Aske on July 20, 2007, 08:30:35 AM Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: spacey on July 20, 2007, 08:47:12 AM lol. My buddy Malin Foster didn't even call me to verify my identity. I had no idea it was published (not to mention fairly heavily edited).
Stupid weenies writing letters to the editor anyway. Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 20, 2007, 09:02:42 AM You live in Bountiful fer Jaysus sake!!! Don't you care about your family or is your little "right to free expression" thing more important?
You keep up that sort of thing and you're not going to be invited to the ward BBQ at the very least and blood atonement is a distinct possibility. Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: gleek on July 20, 2007, 09:52:26 AM I just saw this follow-up letter:
Quote This is in response to Matt Palmer's letter of July 20 in response to Sue-Lon Drew's letter of July 16 which pertains to Utah's liquor laws compared to that of New Jersey. Although I understand the point that Mr. Palmer is making, I take exception to his use of the word "Puritanism" to describe the strict laws enforced in Utah. I believe that we Puritans have gotten a bad rap. Sure, we've burned a few innocent ladies at the stake for witchcraft, but I'd like to point out that we enjoy our booze just like anybody else outside the state of Utah. While I'm at it, I'd also like to debunk the myth that Puritans are ****ually repressed. We firmly believe in a monogamous relationship and believe that adultery should be punished severely. However, rarely does such punishment need to be meted out. That's because our women put out. They are bound by Biblical laws to do so. And boy do they put out. You'll never find a Puritan man out in his Mini Cooper on a Saturday night chasing tail, I'll tell you that much. Obadiah Sedgwick Salem, Massachusetts Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: stroh on July 20, 2007, 09:56:02 AM [sm_rolling] [sm_laughatyou]
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 20, 2007, 09:58:38 AM Karmalade on toast. LOL.
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: spacey on July 20, 2007, 10:30:23 AM Karma meted out.
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: dystopia on July 20, 2007, 01:01:46 PM That's great! ;D
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: spacey on July 20, 2007, 10:18:52 PM LMFAO. Little ol' me is the 6th most popular "story" on sltrib.com for the entire day, and the mouthbreathers have come alive over it. People in Utah really need to get a grip.
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: dystopia on July 20, 2007, 10:36:58 PM lmao ;D
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Aske on July 21, 2007, 06:31:31 AM how do you see it's the 6th most popular?
??? Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: spacey on July 21, 2007, 08:22:25 AM how do you see it's the 6th most popular? The SLTrib landing page shows a list of the top 10 most popular stories for the day. The list is obviously different this morning.??? Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: dystopia on July 21, 2007, 09:56:38 AM Damn, I never scrolled down the page to read all the comments. [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: gleek on July 21, 2007, 10:52:56 AM Quote HOW MANY VOTES FOR 10% BEER AND 3.2 TITHING? [sm_laughatyou] Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 21, 2007, 11:49:58 AM Those editorials and comments are the highlight of my mornings. At least 80% of the editorials are moronic (excepting spacey's eloquent discourse) and the comments go sharply downhill from there.
To be honest, it's a bit like how I imagine FIGS P&R might be. :-X Title: Re: Andy Warhol surrenders Post by: stroh on July 21, 2007, 11:51:56 AM To be honest, it's a bit like how I imagine FIGS P&R might be. :-X Not nearly the level of constructed humor. |