GolfHos

Hello all,
I know I am late to the party here, but would like to respectfully submit my application to golfho's.

In the spirit of full disclosure....

I DO continue to frequent FIG (FGI) however I tend to hangout in the swapshop and clubmakers forums. Kind of mining information and taking advantage of good deals on decent equipment.

In addition, I have two full bags of SMT gear. That said, it is because I like the gear, not nessesarily the koolaid. (a set of Maltby MMB or perhaps some Wishons may be in the offing should HO funds allow, Recovery don'tcha know) True statement cloaked in kiss a$$ parlance.

Anyway, I stumbled onto GD and this forum and ...well I must say, I am enjoying the banter here VERY, VERY much. Right up my alley.

So, as I remove my lips from the posteriors herein, I again respectfully request to be allowed dual citizenship as this forum feeds my sick mind and "the other one" feeds my addiction to clubbuilding.

i will allow myself to be bribed in favor of your application by receiving 1 positive karma hit per day for eternity.

LOL......

Even I have my integrity to consider.........A$$kissing is the limit to my self degredation.....for now at least.

Another Gh neologism (sp?).

I'm not on the membership/welcoming committee, I'm in the ministry of silly walks, but welcome aboard!

I too can be bought.

Since Denver is taking my purple to school right now I'm conflicted.

But then I realize MN is really not that good. So I guess it's o.k. 


Welcome denverslice. Make yourself at home and go get me a beer.  ;) ;D

Besides, I can not for the life of me figure out yet, how to assign Karma....what a dipSh!t I am

I think you'll find many of us frequent both and they both have their place.  Like they might actually care what clubs you play.   ;)  

Welcome aboard anyways  [sm_beertoast] 

FUZZ,
Rest easy, (or be afraid, very afraid as I admit THIS one) I am actually a refugee from Cleveland and a die hard Browns fan. I wish nothing but Ill will to the Donkeys.

it's a secret. :shhh:

I take back everything I said
 [sm_shock]











































 [sm_devil]

Cool. Now you're aske's enemy.  [sm_devil]

Patience grasshopper.

It only takes an 8 page thread to explain it.  8) I think you need 20 posts to be able to give karma/smite to others.

Welcome, denverslice!

No need for the application, it's all good.  Lots of folks hang out here and at FGI, it's no big deal.

The intent here was never to be an exclusive club, but more to provide another option with a different environment.

 [sm_beertoast]

Just a reminder, gang ...

(http://anti-hazing.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/haze3.jpg)

... that hazing is still frowned upon.

Okay ....

Is that what you call it? I thought we were all just a bunch of drunks too lazy to go to the bar and hang out.

[sm_buddies]

LOL,

My Initial "application" was posted with tounge firmly planted in cheek....my own by the way.

As for reference to my choice of gear, it was also intended to provide some comedic "street cred" just that I choose to play what I enjoy building and playing rather than as a zombified koolaid drinker.

Promise to brush up on my online comedy delivery.

Thank you for the welcome. I do enjoy the ribbing as well......ribbed fro my pleasure it would seem.

Perfect....I think I just found a new home.

Honestly we don't care what you play. Hell some of us don't play golf much if at all anymore. Some lucky bastards do play in huricane type weather at Bandon but we won't mention their names (Clive, UB). Anyway welcome to Golfhos

Welcome aboard, denverslice! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif)

[sm_rolling]

THANK YOU ALL!

Aren't you in the investigator industry, too?

Fixed. :P


:D

E-A-G-L-E,

Not sure if you were asking me, but....yes I am indeed an investigator. I could tell you for whom....but then I would have to kill ya.

Welcome aboard. You're too new here for me to point out the irony in your signature, so I'll bring it up later.   [sm_devil]

-exp(i*π)

Does it rhyme with "Blinkerton"?

And I do not need the Pinkertons descending like locusts.  (http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/richard_deitsch/07/27/qa.mcshane/t1_mcshane2.jpg)

They sound yummy, though.


(http://www.tsai.net.nz/portfolio/pinkerton1.jpg)

Actually, I meant Seamus, but that's good info to know. :D

Spacey,

Feel free. I put it there for what I suspect, is the irony to which you refer....Self depricating oaf that I am....

Unless of coures it has to do with my spelling...in that case...let sleeping dogs lie...would ya?

Just a bit of teasing. The irony is an issue of spelling*, so I'll leave it alone.  ;)

*and, perhaps, mis-attribution

Application?.......dual citizenship?  What the *fudge* is this *feces*?  I think we all need a lipectomy.



















Welcome dude, even though you are a Browns (that is the color of *feces* you know) fan.

whatever.  forged, cast........I hate golf clubs.




welcome.   [sm_beertoast]

Thought it was dags? ::)

Apparently, he hates both.

LOL....Thanks for the welcome....now go get me a beer.

awcrap. I thought the title meant "something" else. 








NOT.....that there is anything wrong with that. :finger:

Hi Johnny.

Uhmmmm......I don't think you undertand.   Stoh, then myself are the consumers of that barley brew that cause brewers to buy more vats for fermentation.  I don't have to 'go get' you a beer cause I've got a mini-fridge right here next to the desk.

I've only got a case or so left.  Time to make a beer run.


Beeee double eeee  double r U N,  Beer Run.  All you need is a $10 and a fiver, keys to the car and a sober driver, Beee double eeee double r U N Beer Run.

Dual citizenship applications accepted automatically and without charge.  Uniform is extra.

Please note you cannot be king without bona fide expatriate status.  And, of course, the requisite inbred genealogy.

There are a few more rules but they're arbitrary and nonsensical.  A bit like stroh's hairdo come to think of it.

Oh, and if you can translate Australian it's an automatic bump in pay grade. 

That's all for now.  Someone will be along later to make up more chit.

Oh I understand all right. It is jsut that, when out on the road, I too am a MAJOR contributor to Milwalkee's GDP.  I am suprised there are no golden church key awards available to me from the city fathers based on my prodigious consumption of their most honored brew.

Gotta be Rex....whats up partner....glad you made it over the wire.

Is all this on the test later?

Also , I heard about a decoder ring...do I get one, or must I kiss one?

Thanks for the welcome. I have been sifting through some of the other posts here and ....oh brother, are they funny.

Yes, you must give Clive's ring a pucker.

Not too sure it's a decoder but it knows many secrets.

Whistles Dixie.  So I've been told.

There is no need for death threats around here. Pull this stunt one more time and I'll moderate you so violently that every Zambian orphan in the year 2027 will spontaneously combust.

Trust me, that is some serious *feces* that you do not want to mess with.

(http://www.borderlessworld.net/userimages/user3274_1175293858.jpg)

In that case I will consider myself "moderated with extream prejudice" as of this moment. I'll  not let it happen again. Would not want anything to happen to all those Zambian orphans.

I am going to take a wild guess and say that Clive is a proctologist?

Well, they did mention pucker and ring in the same sentence.   [sm_disgust]

lmao. If he uses that line, don't believe him!

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I don't care who you are that right there is funny. [sm_rolling]

that would be pretty close to his chosen field.

Whew!! Made it!   [sm_wave] That "back portal" is a tight one!! Wouldn't let me in any other way. Looks like the speakeasys of yesteryear with the riffraff, booze-swillin crowd out front. Gotta run to the "Office".  My duty every New Year's Eve to kick the dead and dying from the hallways, and we will give no quarter nor mercy to the bleeders and pukers!! :finger:

 [sm_shock]

If that ain't worthy of karmalization nothing is!  ;D

Some are born to greatness...other have it thrust upon us.

Welcome to golfhos Denver and Muffy/Rex, somehow I think you two are going to fit right into this place. ;D ;D ;D

Count on it Jules...count on it. I am just begining to get the lay of the land.....loving it.

Carefull with that wording DS. you start talking about lay and love around here and it gets all wild.

LMAO.  Cross-refrencwnd.

***Paging Mr. Dover.....Mr. Ben Dover***** please come to the white paging telephone. Mr. Ben Dover :o :o :o

 [sm_oops] [sm_pod] [sm_thankyou]

I rest my case.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.......

Man, did this thread take a turn for the worse.

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming"

Welcome, muff!

*no comment*

That's more than typical here; it's almost mandatory.

That's not surprising.


:D

TY, Jules. We might fit in, but, it is hard gettin in here some days. Hope this only happens on New Year's a.m.. Never seen so many bodies and broken clubs laying by the front door !!
Just wanted to stop in and say :censored: :finger: :censored: to y'all for this New Year!

and BTW--for the Trojans out there(NO. not the rolldown kind), sorry in advance for the azzwhuppin the Illini put on you.  [sm_fingersx]

Umm..... Welcome new people

 ;D