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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on June 14, 2007, 09:59:02 PM



Title: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Aske on June 14, 2007, 09:59:02 PM
... I wrote up my formal proposal for a research project.   Trying to {further} justify myself as a worthwhile hire.

*fingers crossed*


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: gleek on June 14, 2007, 10:02:11 PM
So, they didn't reject you outright because of your facial mullet. That's a good sign.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Aske on June 14, 2007, 10:02:50 PM
So, they didn't reject you outright because of your facial mullet. That's a good sign.

well, I don't KNOW that yet.  LOL.    they did ask me to go through the trouble of submitting the proposal as the next step


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Jules on June 14, 2007, 10:04:14 PM
Good Luck Aske!!!

Sal, what do you think of moving to Chicago!!!


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: gleek on June 14, 2007, 10:09:00 PM
So, they didn't reject you outright because of your facial mullet. That's a good sign.

well, I don't KNOW that yet.  LOL.    they did ask me to go through the trouble of submitting the proposal as the next step


I'm assuming your proposal will be some sort of alternative energy study, right?


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stegerman on June 14, 2007, 10:30:16 PM
So, they didn't reject you outright because of your facial mullet. That's a good sign.

well, I don't KNOW that yet.  LOL.    they did ask me to go through the trouble of submitting the proposal as the next step


Most likely interested if they want to hear more about what you have to say.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2007, 10:58:27 AM
Did you use "very" a bunch of times in your proposal.  You should, you know.  It will show them you are very, very, very excited about the project.          and stuff.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2007, 11:06:51 AM
Did you use "very" a bunch of times in your proposal.  You should, you know.  It will show them you are very, very, very excited about the project.          and stuff.

Terminating every sentence with an exclamation point always helps!! See what I mean!!! I learned this from Julie Louis-Dreyfus!


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stegerman on June 15, 2007, 12:17:18 PM
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD JUST PUT YOUR CAPS LOCK ON WHLE WRITING THE PROPOSAL AND END EACH SENTENCE WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! COUPLE IT WITH A LOT OF "VERY'S" AND YOU ARE YELLING YOU ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THE POSITION.

NOTHING SAYS "I'M YOUR MAN" LIKE EXCITED YELLING!!!


OH, GO BACK OVER ALL YOUR "I's" DRAW A HEART OVER THEM!!!


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Clive on June 15, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
Stegerman, that is awful advice.  Dotting a capitalized "i" is crippling to one's chances.

I'd pepper the proposal with leet.  Be more sparing with the emoticons, though.

When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.  In the face of that, not even Argonne can stay inert.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stegerman on June 15, 2007, 01:43:41 PM
Stegerman, that is awful advice.  Dotting a capitalized "i" is crippling to one's chances.

I'd pepper the proposal with leet.  Be more sparing with the emoticons, though.

When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.  In the face of that, not even Argonne can stay inert.

I meant it more along the lines of self-love...."I" love myself. Demonstrates self-confidence.

Good catch on the l33t.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2007, 01:44:28 PM
Stegerman, that is awful advice.  Dotting a capitalized "i" is crippling to one's chances.

I'd pepper the proposal with leet.  Be more sparing with the emoticons, though.

When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.  In the face of that, not even Argonne can stay inert.

Clive, I find you rather funny--periodically.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Clive on June 15, 2007, 02:30:19 PM
Well, here at Golfhos, I'm in my element.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Jules on June 15, 2007, 02:32:21 PM
Did you use "very" a bunch of times in your proposal.  You should, you know.  It will show them you are very, very, very excited about the project.          and stuff.

Terminating every sentence with an exclamation point always helps!! See what I mean!!! I learned this from Julie Louis-Dreyfus!

JohnnyChimpo!!!! [sm_shock]  Are "you making fun of me"!!!!!!!!!! :o :o

Well!!(hands on hips).......You had better, "watch out" Mister, as this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;)


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Clive on June 15, 2007, 02:36:19 PM
Oooh, I just thought of one that was KILLER for me with my law school applications:  Lay the proposal papers out on your bedroom floor, then assemble them into the submission package.  Here's the key: be sure to trap a stray pube or two between some pages.


BAM, I was in!  They must have figured I was Supreme Court material.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: gleek on June 15, 2007, 02:45:13 PM
Did you use "very" a bunch of times in your proposal.  You should, you know.  It will show them you are very, very, very excited about the project.          and stuff.

Terminating every sentence with an exclamation point always helps!! See what I mean!!! I learned this from Julie Louis-Dreyfus!

JohnnyChimpo!!!! [sm_shock]  Are "you making fun of me"!!!!!!!!!! :o :o

Well!!(hands on hips).......You had better, "watch out" Mister, as this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;)

Me?!! Make fun of you?!!! Naw!!! I'd NEVER do that!!!

I'm sure this will explain everything!!!!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSniffingAccountant.htm

Quote
Elaine: Thank you. Heh, I'll call you back.Ooh, Myra had the baby! Oh, my God that's wonderful! Who called?
Jake: She did.
Elaine: She did? Oh, that's so great!
Jake: Where do you keep the corkscrew?
Elaine: In the drawer on the right. Hmm...
Jake: What?
Elaine: Oh it's nothing.
Jake: What is it?
Elaine: It's nothing.
Jake: Tell me.
Elaine: Well, I was just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point?
Jake: What are you talking about?
Elaine: See, right here you wrote "Myra had the baby", but you didn't use an exclamation point.
Jake: So?
Elaine: So, it's nothing. Forget it, forget it, I just find it curious.
Jake: What's so curious about it?
Elaine: Well, I mean if one of your close friends had a baby and I left you a message about it, I would use an exclamation point.
Jake: Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.
Elaine: You don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.
Jake: Hey, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.
Jake: Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.
Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stroh on June 15, 2007, 02:52:12 PM
Stegerman, that is awful advice.  Dotting a capitalized "i" is crippling to one's chances.

I'd pepper the proposal with leet.  Be more sparing with the emoticons, though.

When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.  In the face of that, not even Argonne can stay inert.

Clive, I find you rather funny--periodically.

I'll overlook your snipes at me, for I find your advice to Aske quite noble.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: TFT on June 15, 2007, 02:56:15 PM
You guys are a gas.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: 1puttpar on June 15, 2007, 06:05:51 PM
Well, here at Golfhos, I'm in my element.



[sm_laughatyou]

That's funny.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stroh on June 16, 2007, 06:34:30 AM
Well, here at Golfhos, I'm in my element.



[sm_laughatyou]

That's funny.

Unlike some other places, this place has good chemistry.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: spacey on June 16, 2007, 07:35:05 AM
Well, here at Golfhos, I'm in my element.



[sm_laughatyou]

That's funny.

Unlike some other places, this place has good chemistry.
Yeah, there's some really nice bonding here.


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Seamus on June 16, 2007, 08:48:44 AM
When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.
Awwwwwww give the dude a break will ya!  Must be those long cold winters.
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Rock%20Stuff/princepoints.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Sports%20Stuff/vikingpoints.jpg)


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: stroh on June 16, 2007, 09:09:41 AM
When you hand it in, be sure to do that gay Minnesota finger-point thing.
Awwwwwww give the dude a break will ya!  Must be those long cold winters.
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Rock%20Stuff/princepoints.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Sports%20Stuff/vikingpoints.jpg)



 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_laughing] [sm_rolling]


Karma for:

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/golfstroh/point.jpg)


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Seamus on June 16, 2007, 09:16:14 AM
 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_rolling]

That is so funny...it still makes me laugh.

(prolly cuz I woulda done the same thing...NOT NOW!


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Clive on June 16, 2007, 10:43:47 AM
Well, here at Golfhos, I'm in my element.


[sm_laughatyou]

That's funny.
Unlike some other places, this place has good chemistry.
Yeah, there's some really nice bonding here.
Sorry, I lost my concentration -- is that normal?


Title: Re: So ... (chicago related)...
Post by: Torpedo on June 16, 2007, 12:01:05 PM
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD JUST PUT YOUR CAPS LOCK ON WHLE WRITING THE PROPOSAL AND END EACH SENTENCE WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! COUPLE IT WITH A LOT OF "VERY'S" AND YOU ARE YELLING YOU ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THE POSITION.

NOTHING SAYS "I'M YOUR MAN" LIKE EXCITED YELLING!!!


OH, GO BACK OVER ALL YOUR "I's" DRAW A HEART OVER THEM!!!

TyPiNg WiTh CaPs EvErY oThEr LeTtEr Is EvEn BeTtEr.