GolfHos

I've enjoyed the other threads so I'll take a seat before you.

Since I've not met any of you in person but have enjoyed your work (mostly) feel free to ask me some questions................

Where the hell did "fuzzmental" come from and what does it mean?

I received the nickname "fuzzy" in about 8th grade (circa 1978-79) when my hair decided it would enjoy life as an afro. Think Bob Ross.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/images.jpg)

And somehow in college it morphed into fuzzmental. Plus it's a username that is usually available unlike Fuzz or Fuzzy.

My hairstyle, if you can call it that, is quite different today.

What's your favorite course?

Of the courses I've played it would either Pacific Dunes or Hazeltine. They are quite a bit different but equally incredible. Of course those aren't in my regular rota. :)

I like my home course - Chaska Town Course but my favorite public courses in MN are up north - The Classic, Deacon's Lodge and The Quarry.

So what is your hairstyle now?  If you'd rather not say, that's fine... but then I'll be picturing you as Ross from now on.

Actually the best way is to look up the FiGs thread where I posted a pic of the family. I'm about ready to shut down and head home or I'd put it in here. Maybe later.

When you go to Minnesota Twins' games with E-A-G-L-E and Torpedo which of them drinks the most beer?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Hey!  I can't be on all the time. ;)

Fuzz, where do you live?  (pm me if you want)

We're you at Hazeltine in '91? 

How cold is it right now in Chaska? :)

It's hard to tell.

They take turns sharing the glass.

I really enjoy the seasons here in MN but I grow more weary of the winters every year.

Of the places I've been in the U.S I've really liked Oregon (Portland area). But if I had to pick a home base it would be a nice tropical island with a sweet golf course. I could always visit here if I wanted to see snow.

You have to kill Bambi, which option would you choose?

A:  Smash his stupid cute face in with a toffee hammer.

B:  Tell him stories about orphaned human children until his little heart can't take any more and gives out.

C:  Cook him and eat him alive, keeping him conscious as long as possible, for 3 weeks, probably.


Choose wisely.

You're on percentage is quite good!

I live in Chaska, about two minutes from Hazeltine. I was there for the playoff in '91. Never do that again....30,000 people trying to watch 2 guys play golf.

I got 2 passes for the PGA in '02. That was a blast. I'm struggling as to how to write this around the dirty minds here but....my daughter got 3 balls one day when we where there. Mickleson, Andrade and Sabbatini all tossed them over as they walked off 15. One of the best times on a golf course I've had!

It was about 25 F today, I think. Didn't really get outside. We've had a pretty mild winter.

Now this is more like it. Excellent question and C is very close to the right answer! It’s odd that you’ve recognized my innate hatred of the common American Whitetail and while your choices are intriguing my preferred method is part of the ritualistic “Bambi Days” festival in my hometown.

After capturing Bambi in a special trap we utilize the Redneck Slingshot you posted video of earlier today.

http://www.golfhos.com/topic-1801.html

I really believe Bambi enjoys his ride to the top of the high power lines that quickly shock him into submission. Probably doesn't enjoy the shock now that I think about it.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/PoleDeer.jpg)

After 13-14 beers we bring Bambi down for the local parade of deer. A time honored occasion enjoyed by young and old alike.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/Deer20dead.jpg)

After the parade it’s time to eat. The last thing Bambi sees is his still beating heart before his eyes. Below is a picture of my Uncle Leroy doing the deed. Only senior members of the "family" are allowed to perform this task.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/TE0712-dead-deer-1c.jpg)

Lastly, the boys start preparing the traditional “Bambi Jambalaya” feast. Mmmmmmmmmm……….

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ROFLMAO!!  That's a great post.

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"Dress right, DRESS!"

OMG!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
You boys are T-E-R-R-I-B-B-L-E!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o ;D

Bambi is best marinated lightly and grilled. ;D

Maybe.

But do you have a question of me?   ;D

Steak or sausage?
12, 22, 308, or bow and arrow?
Tree or ground?

I'm assuming this refers to a previous post  ;D

Sausage usually
Don't hunt anymore but when I was younger...12
Both..more often Tree

Stake or painted line?
12*, 11*, 10*, or fairway wood?
Trees or water hazard?

I love good sausage.

Wait....after that comment I need to quote stroh.

Sounds like you're already channeling him.

Stake
10*
Trees

Hey, I never said anything about taking 12 of sausage in the trees.

Married?
Kid(s)?

When you were in ninth or tenth grade, what did you want to do for a living?

you can answer all of em I post to everyone, for starters

Married 12 years in June. Two daughters, 9 and 4 (on Tuesday).

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2015245&mpage=7&key=&#2016201

Back in the 9th or 10th grade I probably saw myself as a teacher. Something in the math or science fields.

what person do you admire most?  My father. Cliched, but for a lot of reasons he's been a good role model.
what person do you admire least?   Pick any from a list of unsavory corporate leaders who basically care little for their employees and are driven solely by $.
what is the best black metal band in the world?    Slayer. Not exactly my type of music so I don't have a long list.
who is your favorite character on Heroes?   Hiro
who is your favorite character on Boston Legal?  Denny Crane
what is your favorite transcendetal number?  Gotta be Pi followed closely by Chaitin's constant.
ode or pde?  ?
isosceles or equilateral ?  equilateral
human induced or natural event ?  probably natural event
stocks or bonds ?  stocks
nature vs nurture ?  I lean toward nurture but I am open to arguments supporting nature.
csi vegas or csi new york?  Vegas baby, Vegas
patrick bateman or trevor reznick ?  Bateman
viktor or marcus ?  marcus
belluci or pare? mmmmm....belluci
habanero or jalapeno ?   jalapeno
creamy or chunky?   creamy
coke or pepsi ?   coke

 :o :o  This said from the person who started his thread with:

I don't drink!!!  Neither does Kev.

How long have you called Minnesnowta your home?

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?


The Bambifest was cool.

Humor my dear, humor. Or at least an attempt.

Pretty much my whole life.

I spent 7 years in Wisconsion (college and 1st job) and 6 months in Endicott NY. Even though I've haven't moved around the country I have been able to see a lot of the world through my job.

I'd want to know what bus it was.

Or I'd shoot the hostage. Especially if I didn't particularly like the hostage.

Follow-up: if Aske were in the path of the bus, would you push him out of the way?  And why?

Further follow-up: If you did not push him out of the way would you at least be willing to drive him to the ER so he could bleed out on the floor?

Definitely, I'd push him out of the way. I wouldn't want to be responsible for discussion boards on the internets going dark.  :)

He's quite an interesting young lad. Very unlike most of the people I hang with outside of internet golf forums.

Only if we were both in Guam.

Who on FGI and Golfhos make you laugh?
If you could see any comedian on stage who would it be?
Of the pga events you have seen live, who was your favourite golfer and why?
Out of the characters from the Mary Tyler Moore Show, who are you like the most??? ;D
Do you play golf with you wife?

Who on FGI and Golfhos make you laugh?  There are a number that make me laugh but the morans here are why i've stayed ;D  I enjoy lars and kosovogolfer over at FiGs. There are some over there that make me laugh but not because they're funny.
If you could see any comedian on stage who would it be? tough one. maybe Dave Chappelle. I'd throw in Lewis Black as well.
Of the pga events you have seen live, who was your favourite golfer and why? I've only been to two. I will say I thoroughly enjoyed Fred Funk at the '02 PGA. He was definitely a crowd favorite. And as I mentioned elsewhere, Billy Andrade and Phil Mickelson tossed their Titleists to my daughter as they walked off 15 one day.
Out of the characters from the Mary Tyler Moore Show, who are you like the most??? I'll have to think about this one....maybe Murray. Or Sue Ann Nivens.  ;D
Do you play golf with you wife?  Not anymore. She's drifted away from it and used to play more but now that we have the kids it's tough to find the time. She has told me she's going to want to play more when the girls get older.

The  Charlies Angels tv series, who was your favourite angel?
Do you have a lucky golf shirt/pants/undies etc?
Do you prefer to play golf in the morning or afternoon?

The  Charlies Angels tv series, who was your favourite angel? Not one of the originals but I had a major crush on Cheryl Ladd. And, as everyone my age was required by law, I had the Farrah poster.
Do you have a lucky golf shirt/pants/undies etc?   Not really. But I have retired a shirt or two :)  Bastards.
Do you prefer to play golf in the morning or afternoon?  Morning for many reasons.

Would you shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

Or would you shoot him somewhere else, like in the face?

Johnny Cash.


Duran Duran?


 

Dude, back off. These are my questions.  ;) 

When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.


Or would you shoot him somewhere else, like in the face?
This is obviously *8==>* Cheney.

If you had to live the lives of one of these people, who would you choose.
1. Mick Jagger
2. Bill Gates
3. Captain Horatio Hornblower

What are you still doin' up?  ;) ;D

Stroh, it is 3.41 pm in the afternoon here!!!! ;D ;D ;D

LOL, Thursday, or Saturday?  ;)  ;D

depends if it's a leap year, dude.

Saturday!!! ;D

If push came to shove I'd probably pick Gates.

Aaah, screw it, who am I kidding. Mick Jagger all the way.

Then you have to consider DST, then SST, it's very confusing.  All I know is her water goes down the drain the wrong way.

 :)

Is that some sort of code for something?

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