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Title: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 22, 2007, 09:08:49 AM
http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_5459078

LOL.  No wonder the world makes fun of us.


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: dystopia on March 22, 2007, 09:14:48 AM
lmao  ;D


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: JDerion on March 22, 2007, 09:33:40 AM
How long has the Taliban been in charge out there?


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Aske on March 22, 2007, 09:53:55 AM
stooopeed


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Clive on March 22, 2007, 10:26:47 AM
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If that doesn't make it past state censors, "burgundy" might be another option for Eurick's Mercedes. Or perhaps not. Burgundy might be doubly offensive, being both a wine region and an alcoholic beverage.

Triply.  They forgot: it's French.


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Fuzzy on March 22, 2007, 11:22:28 AM
 :) That almost read like an article from The Onion.



Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: stroh on March 22, 2007, 11:26:31 AM
http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_5459078

LOL.  No wonder the world makes fun of us.

I gotta tell ya.  That is some of the dumbest *feces* I have ever heard of.


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: stegerman on March 22, 2007, 11:40:34 AM
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It took 10 years, but one miffed citizen finally figured out the word "merlot," emblazoned on the license plate of Glenn Eurick's car, means wine.

 [sm_rolling] [sm_rolling] [sm_rolling] [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: spacey on March 26, 2007, 04:46:02 PM
At least someone is thinking of the children.


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: TFT on March 26, 2007, 07:06:03 PM
'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.'

Kin A.

 >:(

I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates.


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 27, 2007, 07:08:26 AM
'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.'

Kin A.

 >:(

I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates.

An upgrade is probably in order anyway.  Merlot is so yesterday.

Maybe Shiraz.  It's a twofer.  Axis of Evils of Alcohol. 


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: dystopia on March 27, 2007, 09:09:10 AM
lmao [sm_laughing]


Title: Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
Post by: Salamander on March 27, 2007, 04:32:10 PM
dude. sad.