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Title: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: dystopia on February 07, 2007, 11:07:37 PM
This is a pretty funny contest from Rotorooter.  It comes with an ipod/TP dispenser, laptop , flatscreen TV, DVR, kegerator.

http://www.rotorooter.com/john/entertowin.php

(http://www.golfhos.com/images/toilet.jpg)


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: lennyquai on February 08, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
I would never leave

Nirvana


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 12:16:36 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 12:46:16 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

So it's easier to shout the wife if the bog roll has run out.

After about 20 minutes on the throne I get numb legs and pins n needles.

It's bloody annoying to have to read Golf Magazine in more than 2 sittings.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 05:50:00 AM
That's the stupidest *fudge*in' thing I've ever seen.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 06:44:21 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

So it's easier to shout the wife if the bog roll has run out.

After about 20 minutes on the throne I get numb legs and pins n needles.

It's bloody annoying to have to read Golf Magazine in more than 2 sittings.

Why are you on the thrown so long?  Never understood that, I don't have time to read.  When the urge hits me, I'm in and then I'm out.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 07:00:19 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

So it's easier to shout the wife if the bog roll has run out.

After about 20 minutes on the throne I get numb legs and pins n needles.

It's bloody annoying to have to read Golf Magazine in more than 2 sittings.

Why are you on the thrown so long?  Never understood that, I don't have time to read.  When the urge hits me, I'm in and then I'm out.

It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand.

 ;)

It depends how much salsa brava or inferno and what combo of peppers I have at Abuelo's the night before.

Sometimes most of the 20 mins is 'productive'.

The dunny, as we call it in the outback, is where I do most of my real world reading and sometimes I get carried away.  Might be the fumes.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Fuzzy on February 08, 2007, 07:28:50 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

Routine toileting.

What, you don't have one?


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 07:31:49 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

The hot, nympho dental assistant is deaf.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
OK, please also explain the "Easy" button.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 08:07:52 AM
Explain the bullhorn in the picture.

So it's easier to shout the wife if the bog roll has run out.

After about 20 minutes on the throne I get numb legs and pins n needles.

It's bloody annoying to have to read Golf Magazine in more than 2 sittings.

Why are you on the thrown so long?  Never understood that, I don't have time to read.  When the urge hits me, I'm in and then I'm out.

It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand.

 ;)

It depends how much salsa brava or inferno and what combo of peppers I have at Abuelo's the night before.

Sometimes most of the 20 mins is 'productive'.

The dunny, as we call it in the outback, is where I do most of my real world reading and sometimes I get carried away.  Might be the fumes.


Ha...I would think by 20 minutes you would have passed out by the smell of your insides.  I guess the gas mask works.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 08:12:49 AM
OK, please also explain the "Easy" button.

LOL That was my first thought.


Title: Re: Win a pimped out toilet
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 09:04:55 AM
The only place I'll drink beer in the bathroom is Las Vegas.