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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: birdymaker on February 18, 2007, 04:50:09 AM



Title: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: birdymaker on February 18, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Greetings fellow golf ho's, this was a link from frank o sport and just might be some of the funniest *feces* i have ever read. i hope these idiots are joking. see the sheep thread. it's priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=2


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: tdcoly on February 18, 2007, 06:57:43 AM
Greetings fellow golf ho's, this was a link from frank o sport and just might be some of the funniest *feces* i have ever read. i hope these idiots are joking. see the sheep thread. it's priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=2

I poked around there for about an hour the other night.  Hilarious stuff.  Somebody has way too much spare time.


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: AKABubba on February 18, 2007, 07:26:47 AM
I didn't see any hottie threads over there.


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: campy on February 18, 2007, 07:32:27 AM
I didn't see any hottie threads over there.
(http://news.spirithit.com/images/uploads/europe_ext_194x215/05.20.05_Virgin_Mary_194.jpg)
 [sm_headbang]


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Seamus on February 18, 2007, 08:16:58 AM
Huh. That's some good stuff I tell you what.

And look BitchC is there too!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?s=973efd49d3ff9aab74b553f7c794046a&t=1995


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Seamus on February 18, 2007, 08:33:52 AM
I'm thinking of signing up, I feel I'm being repressed, maybe I can find the salvation I seek, in the name of all things holy and blader I encourage you all to come with me, sinners, SINNERS, come be washed in the glory of Youth Pastor Matt, heareth now testimony of the BibleThumpin'Blonde on "recomended true christian music"

time is running out, Satan is near. Rebuke him now and all will be forgiven.

To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: fisherking on February 18, 2007, 08:40:35 AM
The devil can't hurt me, cuz I gots the good Reverend spaceage on my side!



Can I get a hallelujah?


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Aske on February 18, 2007, 08:43:07 AM
DutchB
 :o


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Seamus on February 18, 2007, 08:58:18 AM
Oh this just keeps getting better.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html



Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: spacey on February 18, 2007, 10:34:07 AM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Seamus on February 18, 2007, 10:56:13 AM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?
I thought this was the church you were the head of?


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: campy on February 18, 2007, 11:25:12 AM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?
Yeah, and it's kinda funny that about every 2-3 months someone tries to Jihad the site without realizing the irony of the whole Jihad attempt.


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: spacey on February 18, 2007, 11:50:13 AM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?
I thought this was the church you were the head of?
No, I think people wear pants over there. My congregation frowns on pants.


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: birdymaker on February 18, 2007, 12:35:53 PM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?

thank god!!! or spaceage  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Jules on February 18, 2007, 12:47:02 PM
I liked the bit, that only widowed, or single men over 65 were allowed to have porographic material!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Seamus on February 18, 2007, 01:51:00 PM
You guys do realize that Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?
I thought this was the church you were the head of?
No, I think people wear pants over there. My congregation frowns on pants.
Finally an organized (you are organized right?) religion I can get behind, errrrr, uhhhh, sink my teeth into, ummm, welllll.  :-\

Is Clive a Deacon?


Title: Re: you cant make this *feces* up........
Post by: Clive on February 18, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
They call me "deek" for short.  I think it's short for deacon, anyway.