Just finished cooking and eating Chuck eye steak, asparagus, and baked sweet potato.

New strange thing happened yesterday.
5th hole, par 5, third shot from 142 yards out. I hit my 8-iron to the left front of the green, (pin is on right center).
When we get to the green, I don't see my ball. Partner says could it be in the hole? I say no. But then yes. But not the actual hole.
It seems that someone cut a ~2" diameter hole, about 3" deep, in the green. Maybe for a soil sample??? My ball hits about 8" in front and backs into the hole!!! .
What are the odds of this?

What a huge crock of *feces*.

Two words for you: "Jessica Alba".



Need more proof that Prius drivers are hot?  We get hit on so much, we have to beat off:



And just dispose of the crazier hybrid-groupie bitches:

Fixed it for you.

Nice round, Mr. Czervik.

I'm 3 over after 4 holes, (Double, par, bogey, par), and hit my 5-wood tee shot, on the 315 yard 14th, my fifth, right on the toe and send it OB on the right.   Hitting 3, I hook my next tee ball into the woods on the left, but playable. When I reach my ball, the GPS on the cart says 74 yards to the pin, and there is a small opening through the overhanging branches. I need to hit it low, so I pull my 7-iron. I hit it just right and the ball bounces twice and reaches the green. It tracks perfectly across the ~40 feet and goes in center cup. PAR . I followed that up with a birdie on next, another double and two bogeys. 42 was my second best score on that course this year. Interestingly, I didn't have one good tee shot the entire day.

YIKES!

Very honestly, do you think some wacko *bunghole* is going to storm a school if they know that other people will have guns, too.
One of the main reasons that these shooting occur at schools, shopping malls, and the like, is that the shooters know that guns aren't allowed, and they will have free reign. Most of the bank robberies occur at banks with the 'no weapons' sign on the door.

March 21, 1981

Jules, you always liven the place up.

and he is advertising free anal............

"Yikes"

Your pushing it now Bboy...... ........Yikes, did I mention pushing it and anal in the same post.

Double Yikes! 

and he is advertising free anal............

"Yikes"

Hey badboy....or should I say chuck..........that is the funniest thing I have read from you. Grin Grin Grin

In my best Elvis voice Thank you, thank you very much

Hey Aske....your turning into somebody with the name starting with "_" with all the smiley/shocked/etc faces.

Next thing, he'll be prefacing the shocked faces with 'YIKES"

 My mood  seems stable.
Although I haven't quit sucking fags yet.  That happens this weekend after the anti-psychotic builds in my system.

 

I'm glad I didn't have to resort to THAT as a substitution for smoking.